Greatest Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 I Am The Cheese. I Am The Best Character On This Show. I Am Better Than Both The Baloney And The Salami Combined. (Wacky Delly)
2 Completely Naked, With No Clothes On (Camera Shy)
3 FRAPPING IT (Camera Shy)
4 That Was A Hoot (Jet Scream)
5 Here's The POTATO CHIP BAG! THERE MIGHT BE A CRUMB IN THERE! YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE EATIN' THAT? (Put To Pasture)

LOL he completely lost it - xandermartin98

6 I'm A Wallaby On Wheels (Wallaby On Wheels)
7 An Unbearable Fetish For Short Wallabies (Love Spanked)
8 They Call Me...Peaches (To Heck And Back)
9 Look Into The Nipples Of The Future (Power Trip)
10 Bad Luck And Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity (Fortune Cookie)

Sounds like 0% of fortune cookies these days! The other 100% just give utterly useless advice! - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Would You Mind Giving Me A Foot Massage? (Leap Frogs)
12 He Ain't Dressed For The Occasion, If You Know What I Mean (Camera Shy)
13 Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands (Canned)
14 Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby (Canned)
15 HERMETICALLY SEALED NOURISHMENT (Hut Sut Raw)
16 We Can't Drink That Water; Fish Are Dating In It (Hut Sut Raw)
17 Wow! You're An IDIOT. (Canned)
18 You're Useless And Pathetic, Like A Useless And Pathetic Thing (A Sucker For The Suck-O-Matic)
19 He Doesn't Know The Words (Zanzibar)
20 Sausage Is Very Seductive (Schnit Heads)
21 A Bird's-Eye View Of The Grand Canyon (Seat To Stardom)
22 I've Always Liked...RAINBOWS (Closet Clown)
23 PINHEADS! (Cabin Fever)
24 Hey Kids! My Name's Gordon! (Rinse And Spit)
25 I Am Now Inspecting The Patient's Feet, I Mean, Teeth (Rinse And Spit)

LOL, a dentist with a foot fetish - xandermartin98

26 Emotions Win Over Self-Preservation (Wallaby On Wheels)
27 IT'S BEAUTIFUL (Put To Pasture)
28 You Wig-Wearing Recess Monkey! (Wimp On The Barby)
29 Which Is Funnier, Bananas Or Cheese? (The Good The Bad And The Wallaby)
30 The Wallaby Of The West (The Good The Bad And The Wallaby)
31 KNOWLEDGE (Intro)
32 I WON! (Fortune Cookie)
33 Get Your BUNS Out Of My Eyes! (Belch Of Destiny)
34 Doggy-Style Bowl Rides (Who Gives A Buck)
35 Poke My Eye. Ouch. (Who Gives A Buck)
36 Cough Please (Flu-In-U-Enza)
37 I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE! (Rocko's Happy Sack)
38 How About A Foot Massage? (Kiss Me I'm Foreign)
39 It's A Very Attractive Mop (Clean Lovin)
40 Very Soft And Veiny (Leap Frogs)
41 TROPICAL PLUMBER (Pipe Dreams)
42 It's Like Clockwork! (Camera Shy)
43 Ladies And Gentlemen, You Are About To Witness One Of The Seven Wonders Of The World (Camera Shy)
44 I'll Have (long list of fattening things) And A Diet Cola; After All, I've Got To Watch My Girlish Figure (Popcorn Pandemonium)
45 Pummel Him! Smack Him With Your Flashlight! (Popcorn Pandemonium)

Smack him with your PINGAS! - xandermartin98

46 He Was Rotten To The ALBA-CORE (Fish N Chumps)
47 All The Monkeys Had Lockers (Fish N Chumps)

It's "Monkees", I believe. As in the name of the band. - xandermartin98

48 And There I Was, Naked As A Jellyfish In Davy Jones's Locker (Fish N Chumps)
49 Wooden Arms, Wooden Legs, WOODEN EYES TOO (Fish N Chumps)
50 Get Off The Poop Deck, You Big...Poop (Fish N Chumps)
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1. I Am The Cheese. I Am The Best Character On This Show. I Am Better Than Both The Baloney And The Salami Combined. (Wacky Delly)
2. Completely Naked, With No Clothes On (Camera Shy)
3. FRAPPING IT (Camera Shy)
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