Top Ten "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue" Poems

The Top Ten

1 Roses are red and I'm going to tell a truth, this poem sucks and so do you

Very funny list, mate. - PositronWildhawk

Why are all these negative? - Oliveleaf

2 Roses are blue and violets are red, I'm color blind...

I have a friend who is terrible with colors, just not color blind. - Turkeyasylum

Ha! Great list SuperHyperdude - Delgia2k

3 Roses are red and violets are blue, by the words of God, you are a tube

Tube was also known as Television in the past. - Kiteretsunu

4 Roses are red and violets are blue, if you will excuse, I'm going to take a number two

Wow, just wow. Um...TMI, I guess? - Oliveleaf

5 Roses are red and violets are blue, did I ever tell you that you got some issues

LOL! So funny I told this to a boy in my class he got so mad!

6 Roses are red and violets are blue, stay away from me or you'll get what's coming to you
7 Roses are red and violets are blue, it's a matter of fact that you have low IQ

LOL! A boy in my class got so mad when I said this!

8 Roses are red and violets are blue, are you a cow because I heard you say "Moo!"
9 Roses are red and violets are blue, you have cancer the rest is assured

This is offensive. Never use it. The person who wrote this should be ashamed, Cancer is not a funny deal.

10 Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college; they'd call it PU.

The Contenders

11 Roses are red, buttercups are yellow, I like hotties but you're an ugly fellow.
12 Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, oh my god my garden's on fire!
13 Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't wait till I'm dead because I hate you
14 Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo, don't worry I will be there too! Not in a cage... but laughing at you.

LOL! - riri_lol

15 Roses are red violets are blue, let me tell you a secret... I HATE YOU!
16 Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you

I heard this at a reunion once and I personally think this is the best. - Connor360

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and feel the power

To the person who wrote "Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and feel the power" You are on the wrong site: This is not porn. GTFO.

LOL - riri_lol

17 Roses are red, nipples are pink, show me yours and I'll buy you a drink.
18 Roses are red, violets are blue, you're ugly

That does not even rhyme

19 Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made us all pretty but he sure messed up on you.
20 Roses are red violets are blue, bitch you is ugly and you smell like poo
21 Roses are red violets are blue, Justin Bieber sucks, but not as much as you
22 Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is cool because you get food
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