Top Ten "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue" Poems
The Top Ten
1 Roses are red and I'm going to tell a truth, this poem sucks and so do you
Why are all these negative?
Very funny list, mate.
2 Roses are blue and violets are red, I'm color blind...
I have a friend who is terrible with colors, just not color blind.
3 Roses are red and violets are blue, by the words of God, you are a tube
Tube was also known as Television in the past.
4 Roses are red and violets are blue, if you will excuse, I'm going to take a number two
5 Roses are red and violets are blue, did I ever tell you that you got some issues
LOL! So funny I told this to a boy in my class he got so mad!
6 Roses are red and violets are blue, it's a matter of fact that you have low IQ
LOL! A boy in my class got so mad when I said this!
7 Roses are red and violets are blue, stay away from me or you'll get what's coming to you
Roses are red violets are blue leave me alone or my fist will punch you
8 Roses are red and violets are blue, are you a cow because I heard you say "Moo!"
9 Roses are red and violets are blue, you have cancer the rest is assured
This is offensive. Never use it. The person who wrote this should be ashamed, Cancer is not a funny deal.
10 Roses are red, violets are blue, if skunks had a college; they'd call it PU.
The Contenders
11 Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you
To the person who wrote "Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and feel the power" You are on the wrong site: This is not porn. GTFO.
I heard this at a reunion once and I personally think this is the best.
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and feel the power
12 Roses are red, buttercups are yellow, I like hotties but you're an ugly fellow.
13 Roses are red, violets are blue, you're ugly
That does not even rhyme
14 Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, oh my god my garden's on fire!
15 Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't wait till I'm dead because I hate you
16 Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo, don't worry I will be there too! Not in a cage... but laughing at you.
17 Roses are red violets are blue, let me tell you a secret... I HATE YOU!
18 Roses are red, nipples are pink, show me yours and I'll buy you a drink.
19 Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made us all pretty but he sure messed up on you.
20 Roses are red violets are blue, bitch you is ugly and you smell like poo
21 Roses are red violets are blue, Justin Bieber sucks, but not as much as you
22 Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day is cool because you get food
23 Violets are blue, roses are red, you're a bitch, I wish you were dead
24 Roses are red violets are blue I have a knife get in the car
25 Roses are red, your heart is black, you'll be sorry you talked about her behind her back
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