Best Ross Geller Quotes from Friends

The Top Ten

1 We Were On A Break!

That was just awesome

2 Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat

I'm surprised he even survived.

3 Y’know what? I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, no divorces in ’99! Rachel: But your divorce isn’t even final yet. Ross: Just the one divorce in ’99!

Exactly how many divorces did Ross plan in '98?

4 Pivot. PIVOT! PIVOT!!!

5 Even if you just pretend that it's milk? Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it

6 ‘Unagi.’ I’m always aware. Chandler: Are you aware that unagi is an eel?

Ah Salmon Skin Roll-Rachel.

7 A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. Rachel: Oh, that is so... Ross: No, no, no, a bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island!

8 Oh shoot, I can't tomorrow night. I'm suppose to fall off the Empire Sate Building and land on a bicycle with no seat

9 You're over me, when were you.... under me?

10 They’re still not coming on man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!

The Contenders

11 You threw MY SANDWICH away? MY SANDWICH?!?! (Echoing) MY SANDWICH?!?!

I can't believe this one isn't higher. It is one of my favourite quotes of the whole series

I love this one. It's what got me watching Friends.

12 Well, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time and garbage is all that has survived

13 I Ross, take thee Rachel

14 Everyday is lesbian lover day

15 Look at you. You are the cutest little baby ever.

16 Here we go!

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