Top Ten Rude and Adult Jokes That Were Sneaked Into Children's Movies

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 When writing the script for Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen for the main villain such that Mike Myers would pronounce it "f***wod"

I'm not joking. They actually did this for that VERY rude joke.
I haven't seen this for YEARS but now that I think about it, the first time Shrek mentions Farquaad, he hesitates. I now know why. - PositronWildhawk

To be honest, I never saw Shrek as a kids movie. I sorta saw it as a movie for older children and adults. But not kids.

I think it was more of a teen comedy than a kids fantasy - Maddox121

Amazing but true

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2 In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a pile of dust upon the top of a cliff, the dust rises into the air and spells out the word "sex"

It actually spells 'SFX' for the special effects team.

I believe it was supposed to say SFX for a tribute to the special effects team, but someone screwed up. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Knew about this one. - keyson

I'm laughing so damn hard right now at this!

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3 In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake at Aladdin's wedding, the genie states that "the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"

You do know what that means, right? - PositronWildhawk

What dose that mean

Fat joke? Sex joke? Fat sex joke? I don't get it... - Chaotixhero

It's a sex joke. When couples are on honeymoon, they, well you know. - OriginalVisionary

HAHA

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4 In Madagascar, when Alex and Marty reunite on the beach and Marty realises that Alex is angry, he turns around and, instead of swearing like the actors normally do in more adult films, he says, "oh, sugar, honey, iced tea".

Sugar, honey, iced tea. What do you get when you abbreviate it? - PositronWildhawk

Oh my gosh. I get it now . - funnyuser

Oh, I thought I invented that... I've been living a big lie this whole time... - Thatgirl

It took me years to get this! Oh - JaysTop10List

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5 "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea" in Madagascar

Someone already said that

It's cool how they don't notice

How did the movie maker no abbreviate that?

6 "Dirty Hoe" in The Cat In the Hat

This one is hilarious.

I'm sorry, baby, I love you...

What the heck?

Oooh interesting

7 In Toy Story, a fishing rod attatched to female legs is seen; implying it's a hooker

This puts a whole new meaning to fishing...

Seriously, guys, did anyone notice? Parents, perhaps? - PositronWildhawk

I just barely figured it out

It's name is legs, and it scares me.

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8 In Ratatouille, when Skinner catches Linguini messing with a pot of soup, he states that "one can get too familiar with vegetables"

Haha! LOVE THIS! I wonder if any child has asked "What does he mean, mum? "
Love this saucy list! - Britgirl

Imagine Colette with cucumbers.

9 In Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, you hear Willy saying as he eyes Veruca Salt, "the raspberries taste like raspberries, the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

Wrong, "Snozzberries" is a reference to Super Troopers. Not everything is a gross, sexual joke, people. Jesus. - Usafblue10

But Willy Wonka was released in 1971 while Super Troopers was released in 2001. How does that work? - VaultDude101

Any guesses as to what "snozzberry" is slang for? - PositronWildhawk

I think it stands for "PENIS" but anyway "laugh out loud". FBNRL

@PosWildHawk, possibly snozzberry is slang for the genitalia of a gentleman. - ArpstaAmy333

10 "I Thought the Earth Wasn't Supposed to Move Before the Honeymoon!" in Aladdin and the King of Thieves

I think after they got married they would go on a honey moon. And on their honey moon, the would have sex, the screaming of the woman, would cause the earth to shake, like in animated movies and animated shows...

This is on twice. - DapperPickle

Someone said that

Oh emm gee... Now I get it... Even after others' explanation, only now I understand it.. Lol

The Contenders

11 The Topless Woman In the Rescuers

It was unintentional, it was I think a picture to get the animators working on it and they forgot to take it out - Maddox121

oh

12 "Doesn’t Even Like to Keep “the Food” In His Mouth If He’s Not Satisfied" in Ratatouille

Took me a while... Now I need to go throw up.

13 In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit claims that she'd "loved him more than a woman has ever loved a rabbit"

"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "

Come to think of it, there are a lot in this movie. - PetSounds

Think about it. It's clearly a euphemism. An unpleasant one, at that. - PositronWildhawk

Who wouldn't want to ass pound Jessica rabbit

14 "What You Gonna Do, Suck Me to Death?" in The Brave Little Toaster

I find this unsettling, it's an air conditioner saying it to a vacuum cleaner... - DapperPickle

15 The Priests Erection in The Little Mermaid

It's his knees.

16 In Shrek, when seeing singing dolls at a kiosk, they sing "Keep your feet off the grass/ Shine your shoes, wipe your... feet"

Now, let's think about this, what rude word rhymes with "grass"? - PositronWildhawk

They actually show their butts to the camera, saying "wipe your..." then they turn around with sheepish smiles and say "... Face! "

It's actually 'wipe your... face' - Harri666

They could've just said butt... - TristGamer

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17 In Aladdin, when Aladdin meets Jasmine on the balcony, Aladdin is caught muttering "teenagers take their clothes off"

Good teenagers take off their clothes

You also have to turn it up VERY loud to hear the vocals. It's not something you can hear naturally, you literally have to pause and turn your audio to its maximum setting. It's "good teenager, take off your clothes". When questioned, apparently they said they were bored and were trying to have fun. Still, mountains out of mole hills. - Usafblue10

Except he wasn't caught muttering that. You were too young to know what he meant! - PositronWildhawk

Actually he said," good kitty now take this and go off." - Nick_brick78

18 In the live action version of The Cat in the Hat, the cat is seen handling tennis balls and saying "I love the scent of fresh balls"

Didn't he also say "Dirty Hoe" on screen as well?

They REALLY couldn't help it, am I correct? - PositronWildhawk

There were more innuendos than just that one.

I've just figured it out. Ha Ha Ha! - PizzaGuy

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19 In the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr Krabs Calls SpongeBob a Jack***.

And they say it's a "kid show"! tf nick what has gotten into you?!

20 Stars at the Shape of Sex in The Lion King

It spells, SFX

21 In Ratatouille, food critic Anton Ego says to Linguini on the topic of food, “If I don’t love it, I don’t swallow.”

This wasn't meant to be a joke... - CityGuru

Oh. I get it now. - OhioStateBuckeyes

22 The Psycho Theme Song In Finding Nemo
23 In frozen, Kristoff asks what shoe size Hans has, and Anna says "foot size doesn't matter."

That means PENIS for God's sake!

I don't get it

24 The S.L.O.W. Previously Being Called the Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter in The Cat In the Hat
25 Dory About to Explain Sex - Finding Dory

It's not hilarious dumby

THIS IS REAL

Dory-You See Kids When Two Fish Love Each Other
Mr.Ray-Okay We'll Stop Right There


Dirtiest Joke Pixar Has Every Made And Its Hilarious

26 "Wanna `pollinate` With a Real Bug?" in A Bugs Life
27 In Ice Age: Continental Drift, the Primate Said, "My F****** Ears."

This movie shouldn't be for kids.

28 The Live Action Cat In the Hat Saying to a Garden Hoe "Dirty Hoe!"

I understood this loke as soon as I heard it. This should be at least number 3 - nintendofan126

29 In Madagascar, the Bamboo Spelled Out As "Help" Fell Down and Became "Hell"
30 In Ice Age 4: Sid Shouts 'Holy Crap!'

He shouts "holy crab! " Instead. Still it does rhyme and I noticed that when I was only 10. This movie isn't for kids.

31 In Ice Age: The Meltdown, the male dung beetle says "Do we have to move this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going!"

THAT was a gift from my mother!

This is an example of animation not being just for kids.

32 In Ice Age 3, Buck reveals that he castrated a dinosaur by saying that he "Turned a T-Rex into a T-Rachel"

It is a gender switch joke - Maddox121

When dinosaurs "pull a caitlyn" - NicholasYellow

I don't get it - OhioStateBuckeyes

Fart joke? I don't get it...
From,
Pen from bfdi

33 In Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie, Ivan Ooze Gets Kicked In the Nuts by Megazord
34 In the Three Stooges, Curly Says "Oh, Boy Fosters! That's Australian for Beer!"
35 "Bountiful penis, amen." - The Simpsons Movie

It’s the Simpson’s it is not supposed to be for kids

36 In Toy Story 2, Buzz's Wings Pop Out When Jessie Opens the Door.

I used to think this meant that Buzz was envious of Jessie. But now I know what it actually means. - Apples23

37 In Shrek, Farquaad looks at a picture of Fiona and looks down at his...

Weiner?

He's havin an erection

38 In Madagascar 2, Private can be seen in blackface after an explosion
39 In Cars, Lightling McQueen Said " I'm In Hillbilly Hell!

I know! I thought I was the only one that noticed that.

40 In Oogieloves, Balloons Gets Chinese Faces
41 In hop, when the main bunny wants to be a playboy bunny
42 In Thunderstruck, Brian says "holy crap" after making a three pointer.
43 In Madagascar 3, King Julian Sung "It's Getting Hot In Here, So Take Off All Your Clothes"
44 In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit has a "booby trap".
45 Donkey Calls the Gingerbread Man a Cracker - Shrek Forever After
46 "Holy Carp" - Finding Dory
47 In the Scooby Doo Movie, a Girl Introduces Herself as "Mary Jane", to Which Shaggy Replies "that is the Most Beautiful Name I Have Ever Heard"

I know what joke it's referring to: Marijuana.

48 In Toy Story, Etch draws out a noose implying Etch and Potato Head want to hang Woody
49 Alvin Farts in Dave's Face - Alvin and the Chipmunks

That was hilarious!

50 In Ice Age 3, Sid Tries to Milk a Male Ox

Sid: I thought you where a female

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1. "Dirty Hoe" in The Cat In the Hat
2. "I Thought the Earth Wasn't Supposed to Move Before the Honeymoon!" in Aladdin and the King of Thieves
3. "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea" in Madagascar
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1. When writing the script for Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen for the main villain such that Mike Myers would pronounce it "f***wod"
2. In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a pile of dust upon the top of a cliff, the dust rises into the air and spells out the word "sex"
3. In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake at Aladdin's wedding, the genie states that "the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"
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