Top Ten Rude and Adult Jokes That Were Sneaked Into Children's Movies

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 When writing the script for Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen for the main villain such that Mike Myers would pronounce it "f***wod"

I'm not joking. They actually did this for that VERY rude joke.
I haven't seen this for YEARS but now that I think about it, the first time Shrek mentions Farquaad, he hesitates. I now know why. - PositronWildhawk

To be honest, I never saw Shrek as a kids movie. I sorta saw it as a movie for older children and adults. But not kids.

Amazing but true

And I thought Austin powers was innapropriate

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2 In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a pile of dust upon the top of a cliff, the dust rises into the air and spells out the word "sex"

I'm laughing so damn hard right now at this!

I believe it was supposed to say SFX for a tribute to the special effects team, but someone screwed up. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

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3 In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake at Aladdin's wedding, the genie states that "the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"

You do know what that means, right? - PositronWildhawk

What dose that mean

Fat joke? Sex joke? Fat sex joke? I don't get it... - Chaotixhero

It's a sex joke. When couples are on honeymoon, they, well you know. - OriginalVisionary

HAHA

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4 In Madagascar, when Alex and Marty reunite on the beach and Marty realises that Alex is angry, he turns around and, instead of swearing like the actors normally do in more adult films, he says, "oh, sugar, honey, iced tea".

Sugar, honey, iced tea. What do you get when you abbreviate it? - PositronWildhawk

Oh my gosh. I get it now . - funnyuser

Oh, I thought I invented that... I've been living a big lie this whole time... - Thatgirl

I NOTICED IT

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5 "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea" in Madagascar

Someone already said that

How did the movie maker no abbreviate that?

It's cool how they don't notice

6 "Dirty Hoe" in The Cat In the Hat V 4 Comments
7 In Ratatouille, when Skinner catches Linguini messing with a pot of soup, he states that "one can get too familiar with vegetables"

Haha! LOVE THIS! I wonder if any child has asked "What does he mean, mum? "
Love this saucy list! - Britgirl

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8 In Toy Story, a fishing rod attatched to female legs is seen; implying it's a hooker

This puts a whole new meaning to fishing...

Seriously, guys, did anyone notice? Parents, perhaps? - PositronWildhawk

It's name is legs, and it scares me.

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9 In Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, you hear Willy saying as he eyes Veruca Salt, "the raspberries taste like raspberries, the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

Wrong, "Snozzberries" is a reference to Super Troopers. Not everything is a gross, sexual joke, people. Jesus. - Usafblue10

@PosWildHawk, possibly snozzberry is slang for the genitalia of a gentleman. - ArpstaAmy333

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10 "I Thought the Earth Wasn't Supposed to Move Before the Honeymoon!" in Aladdin and the King of Thieves

I think after they got married they would go on a honey moon. And on their honey moon, the would have sex, the screaming of the woman, would cause the earth to shake, like in animated movies and animated shows...

This is on twice. - DapperPickle

Someone said that

Oh emm gee... Now I get it... Even after others' explanation, only now I understand it.. Lol

The Newcomers

? In Toy Story 2, Buzz's Wings Pop Out When Jessie Opens the Door.

I used to think this meant that Buzz was envious of Jessie. But now I know what it actually means. - Apples23

The Contenders

11 The Topless Woman In the Rescuers
12 "Doesn’t Even Like to Keep “the Food” In His Mouth If He’s Not Satisfied" in Ratatouille

Took me a while... Now I need to go throw up.

13 In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit claims that she'd "loved him more than a woman has ever loved a rabbit"

"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "

Come to think of it, there are a lot in this movie. - PetSounds

Think about it. It's clearly a euphemism. An unpleasant one, at that. - PositronWildhawk

Who wouldn't want to ass pound Jessica rabbit

14 "What You Gonna Do, Suck Me to Death?" in The Brave Little Toaster

I find this unsettling, it's an air conditioner saying it to a vacuum cleaner... - DapperPickle

15 The Priests Erection in The Little Mermaid
16 In Shrek, when seeing singing dolls at a kiosk, they sing "Keep your feet off the grass/ Shine your shoes, wipe your... feet"

Now, let's think about this, what rude word rhymes with "grass"? - PositronWildhawk

They actually show their butts to the camera, saying "wipe your..." then they turn around with sheepish smiles and say "... Face! "

It's actually 'wipe your... face' - Harri666

Lol I love this! Missed it as a child but now I never miss it 😂😂

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17 In the live action version of The Cat in the Hat, the cat is seen handling tennis balls and saying "I love the scent of fresh balls"

Didn't he also say "Dirty Hoe" on screen as well?

They REALLY couldn't help it, am I correct? - PositronWildhawk

There were more innuendos than just that one.

Its not funny its just innapropriate but even I couldn't help laughing a bit

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18 In the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Mr Krabs Calls SpongeBob a Jack***. V 1 Comment
19 In Aladdin, when Aladdin meets Jasmine on the balcony, Aladdin is caught muttering "teenagers take their clothes off"

You also have to turn it up VERY loud to hear the vocals. It's not something you can hear naturally, you literally have to pause and turn your audio to its maximum setting. It's "good teenager, take off your clothes". When questioned, apparently they said they were bored and were trying to have fun. Still, mountains out of mole hills. - Usafblue10

Except he wasn't caught muttering that. You were too young to know what he meant! - PositronWildhawk

Actually he said," good kitty now take this and go off." - Nick_brick78

20 Stars at the Shape of Sex in The Lion King V 1 Comment
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3. "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea" in Madagascar
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1. When writing the script for Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen for the main villain such that Mike Myers would pronounce it "f***wod"
2. In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a pile of dust upon the top of a cliff, the dust rises into the air and spells out the word "sex"
3. In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake at Aladdin's wedding, the genie states that "the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"
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