Best Sam Winchester Quotes from Supernatural

The Top Ten
1 She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life

Yeah, right Sam had a lot of girls

2 You can let Dean out of his deal right now. He lives, I live... you live, everyone goes home happy. Or you stop breathing... permanently!
3 Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland
4 What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!

Besides "I lost my shoe", this has to be my favorite funny Sam Winchester quote.

5 (to Dean and the Impala) If you two want to get a room, just tell me.

Sam was so ironic sometimes with Dean's love to his car

6 Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
7 Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…
8 Remember Cinderella, the pumpkin turns into a coach, the mice that become horses.. .
9 I lost my shoe
10 These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle.
The Contenders
11 But if there was something there Dean, I would have seen it. I mean... I have been seeing a lot lately.
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