Best Santana Lopez Quotes (Glee)

The Top Ten
1 The only straight I am is straight up bitch

At least she's honest about it!

2 That's how we do it in Lima Heights!

Stop acting so tough on front of people Santana & admit that you're a coward!

3 Sex is not dating
4 Nobody ever tells you anything because a) You are a blabbermouth and b) We all just pretend to like you

She's right about Rachel!

5 If you are not giving this all you've got, I will go all Lima Heights on your Sorry A**es

She knows how to save the day!

6 Bakesales are kind of bougie
7 You can totally drill me anytime
8 I'm a closeted lesbian and a judgemental bitch which only means one thing - I have an awesome gaydar
9 I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food

Santana kissing Brittany's neck? It should be other way around because Brittany. S. Pierce is one ugly man wearing a skirt!

10 No me gusta
The Contenders
11 Yes, you should move to Israel

That's too far!

12 Also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair.
13 I want bling, I can't be any more specific than that.
14 You can't even get porn on whatever you just asked me for.
15 I forgot how much room you need for all the hooker make up you plaster on everyday
16 Are you like stalking me?
17 Stop! Just stop! All of your ideas are horrible!
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