Top Ten Satirical Reasons Why Atheists are Demonic

This Is Satire. Please Do Not Get Mad, My Atheist, Agnostic, And Non-Religious Friends.

The Top Ten

1 We Eat Babies

Hey, they're not wrong. I enjoy them as an evening snack.

2 We Worship Lucifer

3 We Have No Morals

This Is Satire

If a God telling you not to murder, steal, and lie, there not morals. There instructions.
But atheists have to make up our own morals. Think about it. Peace From

4 We Hate God

This Is- Oh You Know What It Is!

5 We Love to Kill People

Refer you to item 7, or, alternatively, the chronicle of 20th-century genocide.

6 We are Friends with Demons

7 We are All Stalin

"Or at least smarter than you realize." Rarely has there been such an exhibitionistic display of sheer lack of self-awareness on this site.

No. Some of you are Marx. Some are Robespierre. Some are Lenin. Some are Khrushchev. Some are Mao. Some are Castro. Some are Che. Some are Pol Pot. See a pattern, here?

And some of us are smarter than the person who wrote the comment below me.
This is a satire, you idiots. It's not supposed to mean what it says so.

Or at Least. smarter than you to realize God is abusive.

8 We Know, in Our Hearts, that Christians are Right

9 We Think Jesus is Evil

10 We Hate This List Because It's True

Yup. Still satire.

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