Top Ten Most Satisfying Bodily Outlets

The Top Ten
1 Breathing

Had to be first really

2 Sighing

A really deep sigh of contentment is most satisfying

3 Yawning

It's infectious. Not only is it satisfying but you can have a lot of fun with it too!

4 Burping

I have to stifle mine because that's how mother raised me but oh how I long to do that really loud, really long, recite-the-alphabet eructation. Ahh...

5 Sneezing

The three-in-a-row sneezes are the best, eh?

6 Stretching

The really good bone-dislocating stretches are the best first thing in the morning

7 Laughing
8 Farting

Thank you to whoever added this! Shut your ears against what comes next... PUHAHAA... FARTING!

9 Crying

One should have at least three crying sessions in your day.

10 Urinating

First thing in the morning is the very best time.

Extremely refreshing! Makes your day.

The Contenders
11 Coughing
12 Queefing
13 Orgasming

I'm not sure that I've ever heard this form of the word, but either way...

14 Cracking Knuckles
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