Top Ten Sayings Involving Cats

The Top Ten

1 A cat is the difference between coming home to an empty house and coming home.
2 There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music & Cats

Prefer dogs. Many cats are far too schizo, and some were spawned in the very bowels of Hell. Have known a few, though, that were very even-tempered, affectionate and attentive, scary perceptive, and a pleasure to be around.

Electronic music and cats. BRILLIANCE. - RiverClanRocks

Metal music comes first.

Prefer cats, Dogs are to dependable and they always yap about like A drunk bitch! OH WAIT what's a bitch? A FEMALE DOG! NOT CAT!

3 As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

Lol! This is so true. They're too independent.

4 People who hate cats come back as mice in their next life.

I don't believe in reincarnation lmao

5 Cats are like music. It is foolish to try to explain their worth to those who do not appreciate them.
6 The problem with cats is that they get the same look when they see a moth and an axe murderer.
7 The purity of a persons heart can easily be measured from how they judge cats.

This is the most hilarious item. Backed up with the stupidest reason, and does not give any reason why you are automatically impure by having a negative opinion about cats.

Again, what a load of crap! This makes NO sense, first of all. Second of all, you can't judge anyone's heart. Only God can judge a person's heart.

My heart is really pure then because I love cats! - CinderpeltandCinderheart

8 What greater gift is there than the love of a cat.

Uh, the love of a human being? You don't want to drift too far off into an anthropomorphic separate reality.

Thank you! Yeah, what the heck kind of saying is this? What a load of crap!

What a greater gift is there than the love of Luigi.

9 Can spot a bird from across the yard. Cannot see the piece of meat you dropped unless you point to it 10 times.

That's because cats are so attracted to birds who love making echoes and splashes on the stem of a tree between two nests with one egg each.

Cats have excellent binocular vision, but have a focal blind spot up close. And if it doesn't move, chances are a cat won't see it.

10 If there was a sound to represent peace, I would vote for the purr.
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