1 Slender or Slendy
Chuck Norris would chew Slendy up, spit him out, and use his shoelaces for dental floss.
If Slendy was smart, he would use all of his powers to HIDE from Chuck Norris, and when that failed, just run like heck.
Oh my gosh slender is not scary he's just a guy without a face who torturs kids - simpsondude
Simpsondude your saying who tortores kids don't you think that's scary a tall person stalking you huh - SOUTHPARKFANHH
2 Freddy Krueger
Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).
I don't care because I don't live on Elm Street!
Freddy Kruger is famous for attacking when people fall asleep.
But Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits...
Laugh out loud that is funny Norris does not sleep he waits but it is still scary - SOUTHPARKFANHH
3 Ted Bundy
Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier.
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
Sasquatch are 7 to 8 feet tall, very hairy, have huge feet, and smell so bad they are sometimes called "skunk ape".
That is the same description of most of Chuck Norris' ring sparring partners, all of whom he knocks out easily.
9 Hannibal Lecter
Dr. Hannibal Lecter is a character in a series of suspense novels by Thomas Harris. Lecter was introduced in the 1981 thriller novel Red Dragon as a forensic psychiatrist and cannibalistic serial killer.
Hannibal Lechter told Chuck Norris he'd like to have him over for dinner with favah beans and a nice Chianti.
Chuck Norris said he only eats Navy beans, opened the Chinati bottle with his teeth, and Hannibal meekly sat down and poured two glasses.
10 Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
Chuck Norris will whip Slenderman in 5 seconds with one hand tied behind his back, and take out the rest of the top 10 with just his pinky finger, except for the aliens, because they would immediately hit warp speed heading back to their home planet.
Chuck Norris has tiny pieces of Slendy in his stool.
Chuck Norris number 11?!
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE
ENOUGH WITH THE F'IN CHUCK NORRIS CRAIPPP - SOUTHPARKFANHH
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12 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
13 Charles Manson
Charles Milles Manson (1934-2017) was an American criminal who led what became known as the Manson Family, a quasi-commune that arose in the California desert in the late 1960s.
14 Hulk Hogan
Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.
15 Anime Fans
They will force you to watch it and love it. They want you to say anime is the best thing in the world. If you don't like it they will call you names and threaten to kill you.
16 Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
17 Hillary Clinton
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.
18 Mike Bloomberg
19 Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.
20 The Kardashians
Leatherface is a character in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film series and its spin-offs. He wears masks made of human skin and engages in murder and cannibalism, alongside his inbred family.
23 Ed Gein
Edward Theodore Gein, also known as The Butcher of Plainfield, was an American murderer and body snatcher.
24 Dora the Explorer
25 Regan MacNeil
Regan Teresa MacNeil is a fictional character from William Peter Blatty's horror novel and film adaptation The Exorcist as a supporting character and its first sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic and the sequel television series, The Exorcist, as one of the main protagonists in season one. In both films, ...read more.
26 Norma Bates
27 Norman Bates
Norman Bates is a character created by writer Robert Bloch as the main character in his novel Psycho, and portrayed by Anthony Perkins as the primary antagonist of the 1960 film of the same name directed by Alfred Hitchcock and its sequels.
29 Serial Killers
31 Satanic Black Metal Bands
32 Gary Glitter
Gary Glitter is a former glam rock singer and songwriter. He sold over 20 million records and regained media attention in 1999 when child pornography were found on his laptop and committed sex offences with children. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison in 2015.
33 John Wayne Gacy
John Wayne Gacy, Jr., also known as the Killer Clown, was an American serial killer and rapist who sexually assaulted and murdered at least 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978 in Cook County, Illinois.
34 Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal, was an American serial killer and sex offender, who committed the rape, murder, and dismemberment of seventeen men and boys between 1978 and 1991, with many of his later murders also involving necrophilia, cannibalism, and the permanent preservation ...read more.
35 The Kinder Egg Man
36 The Argentina Gnome
37 The Joker
The Joker is a fictional super villain created by Bill Finger, Bob Kane, and Jerry Robinson who first appeared in the debut issue of the comic book Batman (April 25, 1940) published by DC Comics. Credit for the Joker's creation is disputed; Kane and Robinson claimed responsibility for the Joker's design, ...read more.
38 Child Molesters
40 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.
41 Pennywise the Dancing Clown
It (sometimes capitalized as IT), more commonly known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown, is the titular main antagonist of the novel, its 2017 film adaptation and the 1990 TV adaptation. It was portrayed to be a shapeshifting and malevolent entity millions (possibly billions) of years old, and with no ...read more.
42 Jeff the Killer
Jeff the Killer is a creepypasta usually accompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner. The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep".
43 Vlad Tepes
Vlad III (Known as "Vlad the Impaler" or "Vlad Dracula", born 1431) was a Romanian monarch. He was the ruler of Wallachia a total of three times before his death in 1476/7. He is most famous for his reputation as a dictator and his gruesome torture methods and executions, in which he has served as an ...read more.
44 Aphex Twin
Richard David James (born 18 August 1971), known by his stage name Aphex Twin, is an Irish-born English electronic musician and composer. He is known for his influential and idiosyncratic work in electronic music styles such as IDM and acid techno in the 1990s, for which he won widespread critical acclaim. ...read more.
45 Marilyn Manson
Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.
46 Joseph Stalin
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin was a Georgian dictator, and was the leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953. Holding the post of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, he was effectively the dictator of the state.
47 Elizabeth Bathory
Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed was a serial killer from the Báthory family of nobility in the Kingdom of Hungary.
48 Alex DeLarge
49 Anton Chigurh
50 Super Minecraft Kid