Top Ten Scariest Beings On Earth

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The Top Ten

1 Slender or Slendy

Chuck Norris would chew Slendy up, spit him out, and use his shoelaces for dental floss.
If Slendy was smart, he would use all of his powers to HIDE from Chuck Norris, and when that failed, just run like heck.

Oh my gosh slender is not scary he's just a guy without a face who torturs kids - simpsondude

Simpsondude your saying who tortores kids don't you think that's scary a tall person stalking you huh - SOUTHPARKFANHH

2 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

I don't care because I don't live on Elm Street!

Freddy Kruger is famous for attacking when people fall asleep.
But Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits...

Laugh out loud that is funny Norris does not sleep he waits but it is still scary - SOUTHPARKFANHH

3 Ted Bundy Ted Bundy Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier.

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

4 Aliens
5 Nosferatu
6 Wendigo
7 Sasquatch

Sasquatch are 7 to 8 feet tall, very hairy, have huge feet, and smell so bad they are sometimes called "skunk ape".
That is the same description of most of Chuck Norris' ring sparring partners, all of whom he knocks out easily.

8 Jason
9 Hannibal Lecter Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lechter told Chuck Norris he'd like to have him over for dinner with favah beans and a nice Chianti.
Chuck Norris said he only eats Navy beans, opened the Chinati bottle with his teeth, and Hannibal meekly sat down and poured two glasses.

10 Poltergeist

The Contenders

11 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Chuck Norris will whip Slenderman in 5 seconds with one hand tied behind his back, and take out the rest of the top 10 with just his pinky finger, except for the aliens, because they would immediately hit warp speed heading back to their home planet.
Next.

Chuck Norris has tiny pieces of Slendy in his stool.

Chuck Norris number 11?!

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE

ENOUGH WITH THE F'IN CHUCK NORRIS CRAIPPP - SOUTHPARKFANHH

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12 Charles Manson Charles Manson Charles Milles Manson is an American criminal who led what became known as the Manson Family, a quasi-commune that arose in the California desert in the late 1960s.
13 Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.
14 Anime Fans

They will force you to watch it and love it. They want you to say anime is the best thing in the world. If you don't like it they will call you names and threaten to kill you.

15 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
16 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician and a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.
17 Mike Bloomberg
18 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was an Austrian politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and F├╝hrer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure ...read more.
19 The Kardashians
20 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.
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