Top Ten Scariest Beings On Earth

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The Top Ten

1 Slender or Slendy

Chuck Norris would chew Slendy up, spit him out, and use his shoelaces for dental floss.
If Slendy was smart, he would use all of his powers to HIDE from Chuck Norris, and when that failed, just run like heck.

Oh my gosh slender is not scary he's just a guy without a face who torturs kids - simpsondude

Simpsondude your saying who tortores kids don't you think that's scary a tall person stalking you huh - SOUTHPARKFANHH

2 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

I don't care because I don't live on Elm Street!

Freddy Kruger is famous for attacking when people fall asleep.
But Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits...

Laugh out loud that is funny Norris does not sleep he waits but it is still scary - SOUTHPARKFANHH

3 Ted Bundy Ted Bundy Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier.

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

4 Aliens
5 Nosferatu
6 Wendigo
7 Sasquatch

Sasquatch are 7 to 8 feet tall, very hairy, have huge feet, and smell so bad they are sometimes called "skunk ape".
That is the same description of most of Chuck Norris' ring sparring partners, all of whom he knocks out easily.

8 Jason
9 Hannibal Lecter Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lechter told Chuck Norris he'd like to have him over for dinner with favah beans and a nice Chianti.
Chuck Norris said he only eats Navy beans, opened the Chinati bottle with his teeth, and Hannibal meekly sat down and poured two glasses.

10 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Chuck Norris will whip Slenderman in 5 seconds with one hand tied behind his back, and take out the rest of the top 10 with just his pinky finger, except for the aliens, because they would immediately hit warp speed heading back to their home planet.
Next.

Chuck Norris has tiny pieces of Slendy in his stool.

Chuck Norris number 11?!

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE

ENOUGH WITH THE F'IN CHUCK NORRIS CRAIPPP - SOUTHPARKFANHH

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The Contenders

11 Poltergeist
12 Charles Manson Charles Manson Charles Milles Manson (1934-2017) was an American criminal who led what became known as the Manson Family, a quasi-commune that arose in the California desert in the late 1960s.
13 Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.
14 Anime Fans

They will force you to watch it and love it. They want you to say anime is the best thing in the world. If you don't like it they will call you names and threaten to kill you.

15 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
16 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician and a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.
17 Mike Bloomberg
18 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.
19 The Kardashians
20 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.
21 CandleJack
22 Leatherface Leatherface Leatherface is a character in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror-film series and its spin-offs. He wears masks made of human skin and engages in murder and cannibalism, alongside his inbred family.
23 Ed Gein Ed Gein
24 Dora the Explorer
25 Regan MacNeil Regan MacNeil
26 Norma Bates
27 Norman Bates Norman Bates Norman Bates is a character created by writer Robert Bloch as the main character in his novel Psycho, and portrayed by Anthony Perkins as the primary antagonist of the 1960 film of the same name directed by Alfred Hitchcock and its sequels.
28 Pedophiles
29 Serial Killers
30 Necrophiles
31 Satanic Black Metal Bands
32 Gary Glitter Gary Glitter Gary Glitter is a former glam rock singer and songwriter. He sold over 20 million records and regained media attention in 1999 when child pornography were found on his laptop and committed sex offences with children. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison in 2015.
33 John Wayne Gacy John Wayne Gacy John Wayne Gacy, Jr., also known as the Killer Clown, was an American serial killer and rapist who sexually assaulted and murdered at least 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978 in Cook County, Illinois.
34 Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal, was an American serial killer and sex offender, who committed the rape, murder, and dismemberment of seventeen men and boys between 1978 and 1991, with many of his later murders also involving necrophilia, cannibalism, and the permanent preservation ...read more.
35 The Kinder Egg Man
36 The Argentina Gnome
37 The Joker The Joker The Joker is a fictional super villain created by Bill Finger, Bob Kane, and Jerry Robinson who first appeared in the debut issue of the comic book Batman (April 25, 1940) published by DC Comics . Credit for the Joker's creation is disputed; Kane and Robinson claimed responsibility for the Joker's design, ...read more.
38 Child Molesters
39 Rapists
40 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.
41 Pennywise the Dancing Clown Pennywise the Dancing Clown It (sometimes capitalized as IT), more commonly known as Pennywise the Dancing Clown, is the titular main antagonist of the novel, its 2017 film adaptation and the 1990 TV adaptation. It was portrayed to be a shapeshifting and malevolent entity millions (possibly billions) of years old, and with no ...read more.
42 Jeff the Killer Jeff the Killer Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually accompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner . The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep" .
43 Vlad Tepes Vlad Tepes Vlad III (Known as "Vlad the Impaler" or "Vlad Dracula", born 1431) was the ruler of Wallachia a total of three times before his death in 1476/7. He is most famous for his reputation as a dictator and his gruesome torture methods and executions, in which he has served as an inspiration for Count Dracula ...read more.
44 Aphex Twin Aphex Twin Richard David James (born 18 August 1971), known by his stage name Aphex Twin, is an Irish-born English electronic musician and composer. He is known for his influential and idiosyncratic work in electronic music styles such as IDM and acid techno in the 1990s, for which he won widespread critical acclaim. ...read more.
45 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.
46 Joseph Stalin Joseph Stalin Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin was a Georgian dictator, and was the leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953. Holding the post of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, he was effectively the dictator of the state.
47 Elizabeth Bathory Elizabeth Bathory Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed was a serial killer from the Báthory family of nobility in the Kingdom of Hungary.
48 Alex DeLarge Alex DeLarge
49 Anton Chigurh Anton Chigurh
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