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Chuck Norris would chew Slendy up, spit him out, and use his shoelaces for dental floss.
If Slendy was smart, he would use all of his powers to HIDE from Chuck Norris, and when that failed, just run like heck.
Oh my gosh slender is not scary he's just a guy without a face who torturs kids - simpsondude
Simpsondude your saying who tortores kids don't you think that's scary a tall person stalking you huh - SOUTHPARKFANHH
I don't care because I don't live on Elm Street!
Freddy Kruger is famous for attacking when people fall asleep.
But Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits...
Laugh out loud that is funny Norris does not sleep he waits but it is still scary - SOUTHPARKFANHH
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
Sasquatch are 7 to 8 feet tall, very hairy, have huge feet, and smell so bad they are sometimes called "skunk ape".
That is the same description of most of Chuck Norris' ring sparring partners, all of whom he knocks out easily.
Hannibal Lechter told Chuck Norris he'd like to have him over for dinner with favah beans and a nice Chianti.
Chuck Norris said he only eats Navy beans, opened the Chinati bottle with his teeth, and Hannibal meekly sat down and poured two glasses.
Chuck Norris will whip Slenderman in 5 seconds with one hand tied behind his back, and take out the rest of the top 10 with just his pinky finger, except for the aliens, because they would immediately hit warp speed heading back to their home planet.
Chuck Norris has tiny pieces of Slendy in his stool.
Chuck Norris number 11?!
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT APPROVE
ENOUGH WITH THE F'IN CHUCK NORRIS CRAIPPP - SOUTHPARKFANHHV 1 Comment
They will force you to watch it and love it. They want you to say anime is the best thing in the world. If you don't like it they will call you names and threaten to kill you.
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2. Freddy Krueger
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