Top Ten Scariest Fast Food Mascots

The Top Ten

1 The King (Burger King)

Why dine with a clown when you can dine with a CREEP?

In one commmercial, a guy wakes up to find the burger king laying next to him in bed, offering him a breakfast sandwich. Like what?! He also watches people from the window.

2 Old School Ronald McDonald ( McDonalds)

Really scary. - MarioMaster101

Anything about Ron is creepy after that Japanese ad in which he was under the bed. - PositronWildhawk

3 Tee and Eff (Tastee-Freez)
4 Modern Ronald McDonald ( McDonalds)

He causes coulrophobia to a bunch of kids.

5 Mister Softee (Peddler's Creamery)

HE IS TOO CREEPY FOR ANYBODY! The only good thing about him is that he inspired Mr. Tastee from Pete & Pete.

6 Colonel Sanders (KFC) Colonel Harland David Sanders was an American businessman, best known for founding fast food chicken restaurant chain Kentucky Fried Chicken and later acting as the company's brand ambassador and symbol.

How is he scary? he is just an innocent looking person

Just got weird when Norm MacDonald starting doing him in the commercials.

7 Grimace ( McDonalds)

He's not scary at all.

8 Jack (Jack-In-The-Boxes)

I agree with this choice. Funny thing is, Jack actually looked cute in the 1970s and had some cute pals to go with him. But can we all agree the version used in the 1950s was the scariest? I don't find Noid and Mister Softee scary

You are so creepy, Jack Box.
Your food is, so gross.
Nobody likes you, because you're scary.
Go away, Jack Box.
I don't like you. - jackintheboxisgross

9 The Dominoes Noid (Dominoes Pizza)
10 Happy the Happy Meal (McDonalds)

Wrong. He is indeed scary looking.

He's not scary, he's just annoying to the point that it's scary. - Ihaskitty1234

He should be at NUMBER ONE! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

The Contenders

11 The Quiznos Rat (Quiznos)
12 Old School Hamburglar (McDonalds)
13 Pizza Head (Pizza Hut)
14 Wendy (Wendy's)
15 Charles Entertainment Cheese (Chuck. E. Cheese)

He is super scary

16 Jollibee (Jollibee's)

The mascot itself is creepy. His eyes move like those FNAF animatronics!

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