Top 10 Scariest Mascots Ever

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These are some of the most horrifying mascots of all time!!

The Top Ten

1 Happy (McDonald's) Happy (McDonald's)

What have you done, McDonald's? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

2 Spongmonkeys (Quiznos) Spongmonkeys (Quiznos)

THESE WERE QUIZNO'S MASCOTS?! They're scary. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

3 Minions (Illumination Entertainment) Minions (Illumination Entertainment)

They're just Rabbids from Ubisoft. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

4 The Noid (Domino's Pizza) The Noid (Domino's Pizza)

This thing was made by Will Vinton, creator of the California Raisins. Why must Will Vinton create such horrible creatures?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

5 Little Baby's Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream) Little Baby's Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream)

What the heck is this thing?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

6 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.

Don't look into his eyes, they'll haunt you. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

7 Real Life Lemonhead (Lemonhead) Real Life Lemonhead (Lemonhead)

He looks like the Kinder Humpty Dumpty!

He scares me. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

8 Crazy Frog (Jamster) Crazy Frog (Jamster)

The ultimate personification of one of the worst trend to emerge from the 2000s. Obnoxious, used to promote a scam, and (I'm really not kidding here) had a penis in its design. WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?!

Gives me nightmares to this day. I wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think... - Entranced98

God, he's a scary frog. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

9 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Kinder Surprise) The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Kinder Surprise)

I didn't know Kinder Surprise even had a mascot.

Look this up if you dare. Even worse than Krinkles the Clown.

Fun fact: The guy who did the puppetry on this unholy monster (Mike Quinn) also played Nien Nunb in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Now we know who to blame for this abomination.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MASCOT IS THIS THING?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

10 California Raisins (California Raisins) California Raisins (California Raisins)

These things are so horrifying to look at. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

The Contenders

11 Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.

No Barney is not scary.

12 Krinkles the Clown (Rice Krinkles) Krinkles the Clown (Rice Krinkles)

THIS is why Billy (from Billy and Mandy) is AFRAID of clowns! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

13 Pizza Head (Pizza Hut) Pizza Head (Pizza Hut)

Mr. Bill rip-off anyone? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

14 Clippy (Microsoft) Clippy (Microsoft)

Seriously? You're scared of a paper clip? He's nowhere near as horrifying as Lemonhead or the Kinder Humpty Dumpty.

He's not scary in his appearance, but scary in his attitude. I agree he's not THE scariest mascot ever, but still. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

I hate that paperclip with eyes! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

15 Mikudayo (Vocaloid)
16 Hachune Miku (Vocaloid)
17 The Gobbledok
18 The Coyote (San Antonio Spurs)
19 Toomgis (Ampm) Toomgis (Ampm)
20 The Midas Hand (Midas) The Midas Hand (Midas)
21 Archie the Skeleton (3M) Archie the Skeleton (3M)
22 Ronald McDonald (McDonald's) Ronald McDonald (McDonald's)

No, not the one from today, we actually meant the ORIGINAL Ronald McDonald. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

23 Old School Jolly Green Giant (Green Giant) Old School Jolly Green Giant (Green Giant)
24 Smiling Bob (Enzyte)
25 The Floating Lips (Dairy Queen)
26 Old School Michelin Man (Michelin)
27 Digger (Lamisil)
28 Big Fig (Fig Newtons)
29 Croslite Guy (Crocs Shoes)
30 Puppy Monkey Baby (Mountain Dew) Puppy Monkey Baby (Mountain Dew)
31 Raving Rabbids (Ubisoft)
32 Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream)

Oh wait. I forgot. I already put this one on the list last time. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

33 Ticket Oak (StubHub) Ticket Oak (StubHub)
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