Top 10 Scariest Mascots Ever
These are some of the most horrifying mascots of all time!!
I remember these guys, and how they make me NEVER wanna go to Quiznos anymore! I've always liked Subway more, until I realized that even Subway had a creepy mascot in the form of Jared Fogle, who is no joke, a creepy pedophile, and they're why I go to Firehouse Subs (and any other sandwich shop too) instead from then on.
The heck is that?
What have you done, McDonald's?
They're just Rabbids from Ubisoft.
This thing was made by Will Vinton, creator of the California Raisins. Why must Will Vinton create such horrible creatures?!
It looks like a person who fell into a giant bowl of plaster of paris.
What the heck is this thing?!
They nearly made a television cartoon series but it was cancelled. Guessing they had no plot or would it be racing in the pilot. Seeing as that's what the video game was. Oh and the Crazy Frog doesn't even talk properly so it would have been like the Boohbahs except not for pre-schoolers but for kids/tweens.
The ultimate personification of one of the worst trend to emerge from the 2000s. Obnoxious, used to promote a scam, and (I'm really not kidding here) had a penis in its design. WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?!
Gives me nightmares to this day. I wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think...
His nickname was The Annoying Thing.
The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs. Good thing he got retired
He looks like the Kinder Humpty Dumpty!
Fun fact: The guy who did the puppetry on this unholy monster (Mike Quinn) also played Nien Nunb in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Now we know who to blame for this abomination.
I didn't know Kinder Surprise even had a mascot.
Someone should make a Creepypasta about him.
Haha that looks like a hobo.
Ronald McDonald is a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. No, not the one from today, we actually meant... actually, yes. Ronald McDonald as a WHOLE! He's just a pedophile. THAT is why he's scary.
Way scarier than Happy, who is currently at number 1!
These things are so horrifying to look at.
Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series was hated by many people, and even voted by TV Guide as the 50th worst TV Show of all time. No Barney is not scary.
One of the reasons why I NEVER drink Mountain Dew.
This is the thing of nightmares.
THIS is why Billy (from Billy and Mandy) is AFRAID of clowns!
Wait. Didn't I already but this thing on the list before? Oh yeah.
Seriously? You're scared of a paper clip? He's nowhere near as horrifying as Lemonhead or the Kinder Humpty Dumpty.
