Top 10 Scariest Mascots Ever

These are some of the most horrifying mascots of all time!!

The Top Ten

1 Happy (McDonald's) Happy (McDonald's)

What have you done, McDonald's? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

2 Spongmonkeys (Quiznos) Spongmonkeys (Quiznos)

THESE WERE QUIZNO'S MASCOTS?! They're scary. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

3 Minions (Illumination Entertainment) Minions (Illumination Entertainment)

They're just Rabbids from Ubisoft. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

4 The Noid (Domino's Pizza) The Noid (Domino's Pizza)

This thing was made by Will Vinton, creator of the California Raisins. Why must Will Vinton create such horrible creatures?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

5 Little Baby's Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream) Little Baby's Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream)

What the heck is this thing?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

6 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.

Good thing he got retired

7 Crazy Frog (Jamster) Crazy Frog (Jamster)

His nickname was The Annoying Thing.

They nearly made a television cartoon series but it was cancelled. Guessing they had no plot or would it be racing in the pilot. Seeing as that's what the video game was. Oh and the Crazy Frog doesn't even talk properly so it would have been like the Boohbahs except not for pre-schoolers but for kids/tweens.

The ultimate personification of one of the worst trend to emerge from the 2000s. Obnoxious, used to promote a scam, and (I'm really not kidding here) had a penis in its design. WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?!

Gives me nightmares to this day. I wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think... - Entranced98

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8 Real Life Lemonhead (Lemonhead) Real Life Lemonhead (Lemonhead)

He looks like the Kinder Humpty Dumpty!

He scares me. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

9 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Kinder Surprise) The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Kinder Surprise)

Teletubbies and the baby are cute.

I didn't know Kinder Surprise even had a mascot.


Look this up if you dare. Even worse than Krinkles the Clown.

10 Toomgis (Ampm) Toomgis (Ampm)

The Contenders

11 Gritty (Flyers)

This is the thing of nightmares. - Papery

12 California Raisins (California Raisins) California Raisins (California Raisins)

These things are so horrifying to look at. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

13 Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

No Barney is not scary.

14 Krinkles the Clown (Rice Krinkles) Krinkles the Clown (Rice Krinkles)

THIS is why Billy (from Billy and Mandy) is AFRAID of clowns! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

15 Ronald McDonald (McDonald's) Ronald McDonald (McDonald's) Ronald McDonald is a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain.

Way scarier than Happy, who is currently at number 1!

No, not the one from today, we actually meant... actually, yes. Ronald McDonald as a WHOLE! He's just a pedophile. THAT is why he's scary. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

16 Puppy Monkey Baby (Mountain Dew) Puppy Monkey Baby (Mountain Dew)

One of the reasons why I NEVER drink Mountain Dew. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

17 Pizza Head (Pizza Hut) Pizza Head (Pizza Hut)

Mr. Bill rip-off anyone? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

18 Clippy (Microsoft) Clippy (Microsoft)

Seriously? You're scared of a paper clip? He's nowhere near as horrifying as Lemonhead or the Kinder Humpty Dumpty.

He's not scary in his appearance, but scary in his attitude. I agree he's not THE scariest mascot ever, but still. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

I hate that paperclip with eyes! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

19 Mikudayo (Vocaloid)
20 Hachune Miku (Vocaloid)
21 The Gobbledok
22 The Coyote (San Antonio Spurs)
23 The Midas Hand (Midas) The Midas Hand (Midas)
24 Archie the Skeleton (3M) Archie the Skeleton (3M)
25 Old School Jolly Green Giant (Green Giant) Old School Jolly Green Giant (Green Giant)
26 Smiling Bob (Enzyte)
27 The Floating Lips (Dairy Queen)
28 Old School Michelin Man (Michelin)
29 Digger (Lamisil)
30 Big Fig (Fig Newtons)
31 Croslite Guy (Crocs Shoes)
32 Raving Rabbids (Ubisoft)
33 Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream)

Oh wait. I forgot. I already put this one on the list last time. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

34 Ticket Oak (StubHub) Ticket Oak (StubHub)
35 Crazy Craving (Honeycomb)

Remember THIS guy?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

36 Scrotie (Rhode Island School of Design)

Why does this mascot exist?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

37 Senhor Testiculo (Association of Personal Assistance for Cancer)


38 Paul (DNA Productions)
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Top Remixes

1. Happy (McDonald's)
2. Spongmonkeys (Quiznos)
3. Minions (Illumination Entertainment)


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