Top 10 Scariest Mascots Ever

These are some of the most horrifying mascots of all time!!

The Top Ten

1 Happy (McDonald's)

What have you done, McDonald's? - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

2 Spongmonkeys (Quiznos)

THESE WERE QUIZNO'S MASCOTS?! They're scary. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

3 Minions (Illumination Entertainment)

They're both the same thing! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

4 The Noid (Domino's Pizza)

This thing was made by Will Vinton, creator of the California Raisins. Why must Will Vinton create such horrible creatures?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

5 Little Baby's Ice Cream Person (Little Baby's Ice Cream)

What the heck is this thing?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

6 The Burger King (Burger King)

Don't look into his eyes, they'll haunt you. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

7 Real Life Lemonhead (Lemonhead)

He looks like the Kinder Humpty Dumpty!

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8 Crazy Frog (Jamster)

The ultimate personification of one of the worst trend to emerge from the 2000s. Obnoxious, used to promote a scam, and (I'm really not kidding here) had a penis in its design. WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE A PENIS?!

Gives me nightmares to this day. I wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think... - Entranced98

God, he's a scary frog. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

9 California Raisins (California Raisins)

These things are so horrifying to look at. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

10 Clippy (Microsoft)

Seriously? You're scared of a paper clip? He's nowhere near as horrifying as Lemonhead or the Kinder Humpty Dumpty.

I hate that paperclip with eyes! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

The Contenders

11 Mikudayo (Vocaloid)
12 Hachune Miku (Vocaloid)
13 Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney the Dinosaur (Barney & Friends) Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.
14 The Gobbledok
15 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Kinder Surprise)

Look this up if you dare. Even worse than Krinkles the Clown.

Fun fact: The guy who did the puppetry on this unholy monster (Mike Quinn) also played Nien Nunb in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Now we know who to blame for this abomination.

16 Krinkles the Clown (Rice Krinkles)
17 The Coyote (San Antonio Spurs)
18 Toomgis (Ampm)
19 The Midas Hand (Midas)
20 Archie the Skeleton (3M)
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Top Remixes

1. Happy (McDonald's)
2. Spongmonkeys (Quiznos)
3. Minions (Illumination Entertainment)



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