Top Ten Scariest Secrets You Can Hear
The Top Ten
1 I'm pregnant but not with your baby
Where are those divorce papers?
Have you been cheating on me?
2 You're adopted
Well, this would not be something that you should hide from your children forever. So it's better to be honest about it.
What about my adopted?
3 I've been watching you for years
4 I'm only your friend cause your mom told me to be
I have a reserve of tears designated for this very occasion.
5 I'm a killer
Yup. I'd hate to hear that in my ear.
Really? That's... That's... Amazing!
I would call 911 on them.
6 I've been dying for years
Yep think if your best friend told you that
7 I'm killing myself because of you
Yeah get some help
8 I'm going to die soon
9 I am gay
How is being gay one of the scariest secrets you can hear?
... And? Where the scary part? ,
10 I am gay and have a crush on you
If someone said this to me I would say this: "Sorry but you're out of luck. I'm straight." Then I would walk away dramatically like any good connoisseur.
The Contenders
11 I'm a sociopath
12 The condom broke
13 I’m Lesbian
If I heard this from my crush I would literally turn homophobic
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