Scariest Things About Slender and Jeff the Killer


The Top Ten

1 Slenderman is faceless V 1 Comment
2 Jeff the Killer says "go to sleep"

Seriously? If you don't know, Jeff doesn't have eyelids. That means you can do lots of harm to him with everyday things (shampoo, pepper spray, etc.). If he said "go to sleep" in my face I would just laugh at him because of his stupid fanbase and awful story. In fact, his face is the only scary thing.

How creepy is that? He climbs into your window and stares at you with those cold, dark eyes and unnaturally large smile. The last thing you ever hear is "Go To Sleep" and you're stabbed to death.

How is that scary? If he came into my house at night and said "go to sleep" I would laugh in his face and call him a fan girl that is doing a really bad Jeff the killer cosplay. How do people think he is real and that his story is good? His story was so bad that it almost made me cry and fan girls,he is not real and even if he was he wouldn't kiss you or have sex with you he would kill you and enjoy it.

Just make him watch the solar eclipse without special glasses

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3 Slenderman takes you

Anyone who sees him comes up missing without a trace and are never seen or heard from ever again. That's spooky enough.

4 Jeff the Killer has small bug eyes

Aren't bug eyes like big eyes you see on a praying mantis?

5 Slenderman has tentacles that kill you
6 Jeff the Killer has 2 knives

Ahh one knife? Not scary. TWO KNIFES? I'm scared - Cyberman

7 Slenderman gets you in your sleep
8 Jeff the Killer has bloody lips
9 Slenderman is 7.2 feet tall V 1 Comment
10 Jeff the Killer has a creepy smile

The Contenders

11 How bad Jeff the Killer's story is V 1 Comment
12 Jeff the Killer eats people
13 Slender is creepy
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