Top Ten Excuses for Being Late to Class That Will Get You Suspended

The Top Ten

The reason I'm late because I don't give a **** if I'm late you stupid *****

I wish I had the nerve to say this to my strict English teacher.

I wold never say this to a teacher. But this is funny

I was doing fun stuff that was more important than class, deal with it stupid

I would also say this to my English teacher.

I was having sex with the principal

Anyone who actually did this was probably desperate.

What if the teacher is the principal's husband/wife?

I was giving nerds a swirlie

That is the funniest thing ever

I was trying to buy a bombing plane so I can bomb this school

Because I was spreading rumors about you on instagram

anyway, a girl who hasn't been on bus to school for a while and she's named Dynia, she does not go to school usually on the bus and the teachers wondered why she wasn't here this entire time.

I was in a fist fight with another student

I was writing "school is ****" on the school walls

I was putting a knife in my locker

It was for cake! Hear me out! Sure, the cake looks an awful lot like my classmates, but CAKE! No, don't call 911! Wait! Stop!

I was signing up to join ISIS

The Newcomers

? I was breaking the principal's heart and stabbed them in the back. Literally. With a knife

? I was busy playing Fortnite

One of my friend's friend actually missed the bus to play Fortnite once. He has a username saying that he missed the bus.

The Contenders

I was getting laid

I was going to random classes screaming in their rooms

That would actually be kinda funny.

I was watching porn

I was playing Five Nights at Freddy's on my school iPad

I actually found out how to play Five Nights at Freddy's on the school computer

I was killing people

Your lessons are worse, though. At least when I kill, it's not slow and painful.

I was too busy dabbing and saying dank memes

I was shagging the maths teacher again

I was destroying your house

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