Top 10 Reasons Why Nerds are Better Than Jocks

The Top Ten
1 Nerds grow up and get great jobs and have the jocks work for them

I'd like to see nerds turn the tables on jocks in the workplace. That should teach those stereotypical athletes a lesson for picking on brainy folks. And like what the guy who's named Charles J. Sykes wrote, be nice to nerds because you might end up working for them.

That's what I like to read. What I would like better is seeing and hearing nerds lord over jocks as payback for how those stereotypical athletes treated them in school.

That's what I like to read because I like to see nerds turn the tables on their tormentors.

2 Never pick muscles over brains which means never pick jock over nerd

Dang, I forgot to put "know" between "didn't" and "better." But anyway, you're right about what you told Nate, FrozenHatingPokefan. I mean, who do jocks think they are, pushing nerds around all the time? They'd get their asses kicked if the nerds turned the tables on them.

I always favor brains over brawn. If you use your brawn all the time, you won't get far in life. After all, using your brain will help you succeed better.

Oh dang, I forgot to put "use" between "you" and "your." Sorry. Anyhow, brawn is all right, but it's really brains that will get you farther in life.

3 Nerds are smarter

Sure seems like it. After all, I favor smart people over strong people.

4 Nerds are better friends

Oh sorry. I typed "than" as "thank." Hopefully, I won't make that mistake again. Anyway, most nerds treat people with dignity while jocks treat others like tools for their selfish benefits.

No kidding. They're much deeper than jocks, who are shallow.

5 Nerds don't bully

Oops. I mistakenly typed "stereotypical" instead of "true." My apologies. You see? True athletes don't bully whereas stereotypical athletes do.

Most of them don't, but many jocks do. This kind of stereotyping athletes isn't always accurate.

All the jocks I met were not nice to me.

6 Nerds grow up to have better jobs

I couldn't agree more, especially since they have the brains for them. What jocks do is fail to get those high-ranking jobs because they're too plugged into nonsense.

7 Jocks are rude when nerds are nice

I couldn't agree more. Besides, nerds are loyal while jocks just use their victims as tools.

8 Most jocks are losers when they grow up
9 Jocks do nothing but work out and bully people

Such a judgmental loser you are, Nate. There are people who feel that video games are important to them. It isn't your job to impose your values on anyone. As the old saying goes, to each his own.

As far as I'm concerned, jocks work out only because they want to beat the crap out of nerds, which is never important. So screw those stereotypical and macho athletes.

I don't doubt that some jocks bully other people. I've not only noticed it happen but also felt it happen to me.

10 Nerds could help you with your homework
The Contenders
11 Jocks always brag about becoming professional athletes

I believe that only true athletes make it to that company. After all, stereotypical athletes wouldn't be allowed there because of their bad sportsmanship.

12 Nerds can be better friends
13 Jocks mostly die first in horror movies
14 Nerds are better kissers
15 Nerds get better grades at school
16 Most jocks are players
17 Jocks always brag on how big and strong they are
18 Jocks are easily scammed by con artists
19 Nerds are authentic and jocks are shallow
20 Nerds have better friends
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