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I hear this a lot when talking about thermodynamics. It's all very true. - PositronWildhawk
I know there is a mathematical error in one step (from 2nd to 3rd). But for the sake of the joke, let's ignore it! - Kiteretsunu
ATP or Adenosinetriphosphate is the primary compound which is the source of energy for our body. When ATP decomposes into ADP or Adenosine Diphosphate, some Kilojoules of energy is released which is used by our body. The person is asking a drink that can keep him high and provide him heat or energy. Well, ATP rhymes well with 80p! - Kiteretsunu
This one is one you might have to explain to people, but it's great! - PositronWildhawk
Crap. I forgot to feed the dogs. - CityGuru
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