Top Ten Best Science Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
2 What's the definition of AIDS? Anally Injected Death Sentence.
3 How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
4 Why is math always sad? Because it has too many problems.
5 The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even. 3. You can't quit the game.

I hear this a lot when talking about thermodynamics. It's all very true. - PositronWildhawk

6 NEW SCIENTIFIC THEORY - Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it all out.
7 Theorem: 1 = -1 Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = -1

I know there is a mathematical error in one step (from 2nd to 3rd). But for the sake of the joke, let's ignore it! - Kiteretsunu

8 Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.
9 "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]! "

ATP or Adenosinetriphosphate is the primary compound which is the source of energy for our body. When ATP decomposes into ADP or Adenosine Diphosphate, some Kilojoules of energy is released which is used by our body. The person is asking a drink that can keep him high and provide him heat or energy. Well, ATP rhymes well with 80p! - Kiteretsunu

This one is one you might have to explain to people, but it's great! - PositronWildhawk

10 How to refrigerate an elephant- Analysis: 1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig. 2. Redefine the measure on the refrigerator (or the elephant). 3. Apply the Banach-Tarsky theorem.

The Contenders

11 What did Pavlov say when the phone rang?

Crap. I forgot to feed the dogs. - CityGuru

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1. A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
2. How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
3. NEW SCIENTIFIC THEORY - Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it all out.
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1. What's the definition of AIDS? Anally Injected Death Sentence.
2. A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
3. Why is math always sad? Because it has too many problems.
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