Greatest Sergeant Johnson Quotes from Halo

1 "Well, I don't care if it's God's own ANTI-SON-OF-A-BITCH machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!"

2 "Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing DEE-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

3 "Dear humanity, we regret bein' alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-*** fleet!"

4 "The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch DUMB ENOUGH to get between him and the Prophet of Regret!"

5 "Our big green style CANNOT be defeated!"

6 "Am I right marines? Mhm, damn right I am!"

7 "When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines and toss 'em away LAUGHIN'!"

8 "You had your chance to be afraid BEFORE you joined my beloved Corps. But to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device!"

9 "Then they must love the scent of TESTOSTERONE!"

10 "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

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11 "Hey, I'm not dyin' again! I only die ONCE! Do you hear me? Hard enough comin' back the first time."