Top 10 Sexiest 2016 Presidential Candidates

The Top Ten
1 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more

Just listen to some of the things he's said about Megyn Kelly and you'll understand that he is more sexist than Carly by a nearly incomprehensible factor.

Just realized that it's sexiest, not sexist. Feel like an imbecile now.

Ah yes, our three-time divorced Bible thumper...

2 Carly Fiorina Cara Carleton "Carly" Fiorina is an American businessperson and political candidate, known primarily for her tenure as CEO of Hewlett-Packard.

In not going to pretend that women can't be sexist, but Carly is NOT sexist, at least not nearly as much as mysogynists Cruz and Trump.

Out of these other guys, sure, but my god, your candidates don't have looks at all.

Oh yeah, man, I mean how can you control yourself?...

She's now just a sexy private citizen again...

3 Marco Rubio Marco Antonio Rubio is an American politician and attorney, and the junior United States Senator from Florida.

Make sure you bring water...

2nd to Cruz in awesomeness

He can have my children

4 Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician, diplomat, and former lawyer who served as the 67th United States secretary of state from 2009 to 2013, as a United States senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, and as first lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001 as the wife of President Bill Clinton. A member of the Democratic Party, she was the party's nominee for president in the 2016 presidential election, becoming the first woman to win a presidential nomination by a major U.S. political party; Clinton won the popular vote, but lost the Electoral College vote, thereby losing the election to Donald Trump.

One nice thing about Hillary being president will be that the U-S will be so sexist, you won't even notice how racist we are anymore...

Keep in mind Hillary is actually six years older than Fiorina, even though she looks younger...

She's not sexist as much as she just uses the 'I'm a woman' excuse constantly.

Does this mean Hillary is number one now that sexy Carly bit the dust?

5 Chris Christie Christopher James "Chris" Christie is an American attorney, politician and member of the Republican Party who served as the 55th Governor of New Jersey. His term ended on January 23, 2018.

Is now out. Did a nice job taking Rubio down with him.

6 Jeb Bush John Ellis "Jeb" Bush is an American businessman and politician who served as the 43rd Governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007.

Did he lose his exclamation mark? You know, I don't think he really ever had it to begin with...

Shouldn't it be Jeb! Bush?

7 Bernie Sanders Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 and 2020 elections.

Bernie is so great!

8 Gary Johnson Gary Earl Johnson is an American businessman, author and politician who served as the 29th Governor of New Mexico from 1995 to 2003 as a member of the Republican Party.

Gary Johnson is awesome man

9 Ted Cruz Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is an American politician and attorney serving as the junior United States Senator from Texas since 2013. He was a candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.

Only if you like slime..

10 Ben Carson Benjamin Solomon "Ben" Carson, Sr. is a retired American neurosurgeon and former candidate for President of the United States.
The Contenders
11 Mike Huckabee
12 Rand Paul Randal Howard "Rand" Paul is an American politician and physician. Since 2011, Paul has served in the United States Senate as a member of the Republican Party representing Kentucky.
13 Jill Stein Jill Ellen Stein is an American physician, activist, and politician. She was the Green Party's nominee for President of the United States in the 2012 and 2016 elections and candidate for governor of Massachusetts in 2002 and 2010.
14 Jeff Boss
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