Top Ten Sexist JokesPositronWildhawk No going too far, please. I truly hope to meet a nice girl someday.
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Imma girl and I find this funny
Ok as a woman can I say this was funny because I know it's not sexist, I could've said the same thing about men. the women don't need a watch, the stove has a clock on it IS sexist...
Phuhahaa! This is... Um... Funny! No, actually it's hilarious! As is this entire list! Great work, Pos! - Britgirl
Trudat. To quote Britgirl... Phuhahaa! - CityGuru
Calm down people. This list was obviously based on stereotypes. If you didn't want this, why would you click on a list of sexist jokes? - RalphBob
That's really sexist and mean - OneWayStreet
So mean.. The best sexist joke for me. - Kiteretsunu
I love how this insults both sexes simultaneously!
Perfect. Insults both men and women. I love it! - Caleb9000
Also from Bleak Expectations. - PositronWildhawk
If only that lockable opening was her mouth - Jonathan4Life
Yes, as well stated by Britgirl long ago. - PositronWildhawk
This, I think, accurately describes her music. - PositronWildhawk
This one comes from the highly underrated British radio sitcom Bleak Expectations. I had to put it in. - PositronWildhawk
This is genius. Thanks to the contributor. - PositronWildhawk
Okay this one is the best
This is funny though. - Userguy44
I kicked anyone’s ass who said this at school as a boy
No, it's not true! You're wrong! It's hurting my feeling, and do you know God is a man also?
So true! lol
Sexist nothing else
That one is stupid
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2. When your girlfriend is a chemist, your life changes. You can no longer trust the kitchen staff.
3. Girls can go to great extents to dress to impress. The underpinning can be an expensive rip-off.
2. A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
3. Why do brides wear white? Because most kitchen appliances are white