Top Ten Sgt. Hartman Quotes With Profane Words Replaced With "Puppy"

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1 I bet you're the kind of guy that would puppy a person in the puppies and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
2 It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's puppy and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

This was puppy funny! - Britgirl

This isn't you, Finch. - GrapeJuiceK

3 "Sir" what? Were you about to call me a puppy?
4 Get your fat puppy up there! I'll bet if there was some puppy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?

Well, of course! I love puppies, and would do anything for one. - PositronWildhawk

5 Come on, guys. Puppies and elbows.
6 Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy puppy walrus-looking piece of puppy! Get the puppy off of my obstacle! Get the puppy down off of my obstacle! NOW!

I better do it before my puppy leaves its mark. - PositronWildhawk

7 You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human puppy beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian puppies!

We beings has failed as human puppies... Oh the horror! - Ptikobj

8 Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any puppy effort to get to the top of the puppy obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your puppy up there by now, wouldn't he?
9 Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked puppies that high!

In fact, my puppy's on the top of my pile. - PositronWildhawk

D'aww, what a cute thought!

10 Private Pyle you had best square your puppies away and start puppying me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely puppy you up!
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1. I bet you're the kind of guy that would puppy a person in the puppies and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
2. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's puppy and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
3. "Sir" what? Were you about to call me a puppy?
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