Best Sheldon Cooper Quotes From The Big Bang Theory

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The Top Ten

1 "Bazinga!"

I LOVE the big bang theory I love seeing sheldon saying Bazinga it is really funny - rocknrollhorselover

It should not be in the top 10! Bazinga! It should be number one!

It is not his best dialogue but it is the most popular one

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2 "I am not crazy; my mother had me tested"

Haha! Laugh out loud!

This and bazinga are iconic TBBT expressions. This is just so Sheldon like its awesome.

3 " I don’t know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game."
4 "Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled on to that"
5 "Yes! My brain is better than EVERYBODY'S!!!!!!"

We know that Sheldon. We know that.

Can't believe it was so long before this one came out! And it's utterly hilarious!
Thanks for this brilliant list, MG! - PositronWildhawk

6 ""Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?
7 "No, you don’t screw the roommate agreement. The roommate agreement screws you"
8 "They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me"
9 "Knock Knock Knock Penny."

As iconic as Bazinga. Needs to be in top 5.

10 "What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?"

I just love the innocence Sheldon shows sometimes.

The Contenders

11 "A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary"
12 "You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich"
13 "Is this your bird? Not anymore."
14 "Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy"

! For the first. For the second! For the third

15 "You're in my spot."

Can't believe it wasn't on here sooner! - keycha1n

16 "I love you too."
17 "I weep for the future of science. Now, if you'll excuse me, the new issue of 'Batman' is out."
18 "How many car links? There is no possible way to measure that, a car link is not a standardized unit of measure!"
19 "Oh? You want me to share credit? GET OUT!"
20 "Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the Win"
21 "I don't understand what she's saying...but she's against you so She is right !!! "
22 "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell dad."
23 "My fists aren't up here 'cause I'm milking a giant, invisible cow."
24 "It's on bitch!"
25 "A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says for you no charge".
26 "You mess with the bull, you get the horns. About to show this guy how horny I can be."
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1. "I am not crazy my mother had me tested"
2. "Bazinga!"
3. "Yes! My brain is better than EVERYBODY'S!!!!!!"
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1. "I am not crazy; my mother had me tested"
2. "Bazinga!"
3. " I don’t know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game."
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