Top Ten Short Jokes

The Top Ten
1 It takes a lot of balls to golf like me

Nice joke, although I came here for short jokes as in jokes about the short.

Every one dying of laughter when I said this in my class.

Me to something like ya mamas so short she can't get up

2 Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
3 I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong
4 What did one snowman say to the other? Nice balls.
5 Have you ever seen the movie constipated? It never came out
6 Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
7 Phone Sex? No Thanks, I Have Virgin Mobile
8 I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
9 A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
10 Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
The Contenders
11 Friend: Hey, Have You Got a Date for Valentine's Day? Me: Yes, February 14.
12 What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese.
13 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
14 What does a pig use on its sore cut? Oink-ment!
15 Why are dolphins fabulous? Because Billy like hats!
16 Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other "man the guns. I'll drive."
17 69% Percent of people will find something wrong with this sentence.
18 Me: should I get into trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: no. Me: good, because I didn't do my homework.
19 When the Person You Hate the Most Falls Down, You Ask the Ground If Its Okay.
20 Dad: son, you better pass this exam or rather forget that I'm your father! Son: sure dad! Whatever! ~5 hours later~ Dad: how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?
21 World War 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers
22 Boy : hey babe, you're the sun of my life! Girl : that's so sweet! Boy : now stay 149 597 871 KM away from me!
23 Clapping: (verb) repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

I love this one!

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