Top 10 Signs Certain Fictional Characters are Mentally Disabled or Retarded

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1 Expects her army of Toads to protect her from being killed, let alone kidnapped, by the over-2,000-muscle-pound, roughly nine-foot-tall, also-army-leading, spike-covered, fire-breathing behemoth that Bowser is - Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
2 Is Tom Green on cocaine, with generous portions of LSD also mixed in - Gord (Freddy Got Fingered)
3 Is asked the question "what is round and flat and comes with pepperoni" on a live game show and manages to get the answer wrong TWICE in a row - Heffer Wolfe (Rocko's Modern Life)
4 Thinks that Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig are real people whom he has sexual relations with - Mr. Garrison (South Park)
5 Has a legit alternate persona that he refers to as "Cornholio", in which he pulls his shirt collar all the way up over his head and runs around yelling random things about buttholes at the tops of his lungs - Beavis (Beavis & Butthead)
6 Is a 35-year old child in a horrifically ugly midget man's body who believes that he is a fairy - Tingle (The Legend of Zelda)
7 Cannot tell the difference between a vacuum cleaner (or running chainsaw, or fire hose, or airplane steering wheel, or live rabbit baby) and a guitar - Lammy (Um Jammer Lammy)
8 Can't see through Team Rocket's disguises - Ash (Pokemon)
9 Their faces - Beavis and Butthead (Beavis & Butt-head)
10 Yells "FINLAND" at the top of his lungs after being hit on the head with a bowling ball - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

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11 Believes in the "space aliens abducting cows" cliche, flunked out of school three times, and boasts that his fortune-telling predictions are always right 25% of the time - Hagakure (Danganronpa)

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12 Believes that mayonnaise is an instrument - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

It technically is an instrument. There is a video on youtube of someone playing mayonnaise with a spoon. - Ilovestephanie

Mayonnaise is an instrument

13 Can't tell what is his wallet and what isn't - Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)
14 Is angry at his parents because they didn't sexually assault him as a child - Mr. Garrison (South Park)
15 Uses a live Caberpool grenade as a melee weapon - Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
16 That thing he does when yells "FAIRY GOD PARENTS" - Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents)
17 Is played by Tommy Wiseau - Johnny (The Room)
18 Comments that he keeps getting ear infections because his hat is so dirty - Chowder (Chowder)
19 Lives inside of a whale and sees absolutely no problem with it - Flapjack (Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)
20 Expects Kirby to fall for his Masked Dedede disguise - King Dedede (Kirby Super Star Ultra)
21 Is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and is more effective in making bad puns than he is in actual villainy - Mr. Freeze (Batman & Robin)
22 Thought it was a good idea to surgically remove Ren's brain and replace it with a telephone - Stimpy (Ren & Stimpy Show)
23 Makes Butthead look relatively smart by comparison - Beavis (Beavis & Butthead)
24 Is a grown adult with a confirmed IQ of 65 - Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
25 Puts chocolate syrup and sprinkles on spaghetti and thinks it's normal for someone his age - Buddy (Elf)
26 Made a massive Rube Goldberg contraption that took up most of his entire kitchen and then some, all just to feed HIMSELF breakfast - Peewee (Peewee Herman)
27 Grew up having to inappropriately touch people in order to figure out what their genders were - Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
28 Is a grown adult that lives in a rainbow-colored cartoon house and still rides kiddy bicycles in public - Peewee (Peewee Herman)
29 His facial expressions - Burgerpants (Undertale)
30 Couldn't figure out that the jealous Facebook troll sending him bad puns in a goofy font was actually his brother Sans - Papyrus (Undertale)
31 Facial expressions and voices - Ren (Ren & Stimpy)
32 Still believes in Santa Claus - Papyrus (Undertale)
33 Is a hyperactive nutcase who got held back in elementary school TWICE and obsessively worships Ultra Lord as his religion - Sheen (Jimmy Neutron)
34 Sees everything he does as the exact polar opposite of what it is - Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
35 Takes pride in the fact that he spent god-knows-how-many days creating a great big "yar" of his own spit - Sven Hoek (Ren & Stimpy Show)
36 Is seemingly unaware of the fact that snowmen melt in hot-temperature environments - Olaf (Frozen)
37 His reaction to scooping up great big fly-swatter-fuls of Stimpy's disgusting smelly cat litter while wearing the Happy Helmet - Ren (Ren & Stimpy Show)
38 His English voice - Reyn (Xenoblade Chronicles)
39 Has to be reminded what an airport is during one of his own tactical military command missions - Andy (Advance Wars)
40 Actively shuns the very thought of having sexual relations with non-2D-anime women despite the fact that he literally lives inside of a 2D anime - Yamada (Danganronpa)
41 Uses a dating simulator to talk to women that are literally standing right next to him - Francis (Super Paper Mario)
42 Tells girls to lick his "tenderloins" in public on a regular basis and is proud of it - Teruteru (Danganronpa)
43 Wears a Viking woman costume on top of his Super Suit, in public, just because the stupid Sword Of Righteousness told him to - Jim (Earthworm Jim)
44 Expects people to come to Tingle Island, and also expects the average person to want to buy maps from him when he charges 398 Rupees each for them - Tingle (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)
45 Has an outlandishly stupid hairstyle roughly four times the size of his own head, which he allegedly attempted using fabric softener on at one point - Hagakure (Danganronpa)
46 Is straitjack-wearing, swirly-eyed kangaroo who jumps for joy and laughs like a maniac whenever someone explodes dynamite right in his face - Ripper Roo (Crash Bandicoot)
47 When his parents told him to one day create Eggmanland in their honor, he thought it was a good idea to take their request literally and make a great big amusement park to show off how childish he is - Eggman (Sonic)
48 Treats his "Eggman" nickname as a compliment rather than an insult - Eggman (Sonic)
49 Attempted to fuse Aperture Turrets and Weighted Storage Cubes together with the kind of results one would expect from someone like him - Wheatley (Portal 2)
50 Couldn't tell that the massive all-you-can buffet of fatty meat and desserts that was deliberately laid out for him in Fawful Castle was a trap designed to make him fat - Bowser (Mario & Luigi)
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1. Expects her army of Toads to protect her from being killed, let alone kidnapped, by the over-2,000-muscle-pound, roughly nine-foot-tall, also-army-leading, spike-covered, fire-breathing behemoth that Bowser is - Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
2. Is Tom Green on cocaine, with generous portions of LSD also mixed in - Gord (Freddy Got Fingered)
3. Is asked the question "what is round and flat and comes with pepperoni" on a live game show and manages to get the answer wrong TWICE in a row - Heffer Wolfe (Rocko's Modern Life)
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