Top Ten Signs That That Politician Will Be a Dictator


The Top Ten

1 They Give No Clue As to How They Expect to Solve Problems

A popular topic in our household. Of course they give no clues on how to solve problems; they have no clue themselves. It's Joe Public who come up with the best solutions but who's there to listen? - Britgirl

A lot of the time, you may hear that the debt will be over soon. Then they get applauded and leave the speech. Oh, joy. Anything could happen. - PositronWildhawk

Naturally. They have no clue. - PetSounds

2 They Give Certain People Evil Stares

If a strange politician looks at you funny, you may be on a list somewhere. A list you won't find here. - PositronWildhawk

Like Mussolini that guy just give me the F-face - CerealGuy

3 They Promise the Most Elaborate Things Conceivable

So, if you vote them, then yes, Britain will export some of "its tastiest cultures". - PositronWildhawk

4 Their Party Is Overly Selective In Its Members

Well, at least think of the upside. If they're overly selective, they may not get so many voters! - PositronWildhawk

Reminds me of Stephen Harper's government

5 They Take Certain Promises Too Far

Demand for labour will go up, they say. Just like the Pharaoh told Moses. - PositronWildhawk

6 They Talk Too Much About All the Small Things

A sign they may ban things like baseball caps or blonde hair some day. And while they talk on about this, they forgot to mention the inflation issue. Surprise, surprise. - PositronWildhawk

7 They Mutter Quietly During Another Political Speech

May make one somewhat suspicious. - PositronWildhawk

Wow that would be really creepy. You know they might just be a physcopath or sociopath. Wait is that worse... - happyhappyjoyjoy

8 They Encourage One Kind of Clothing

It may one day be army uniform. - PositronWildhawk

9 They Are Fascinated by Various Passports, Emails and Accents

Hopefully not some more than others. - PositronWildhawk

10 They Raise Taxes Without Telling Anyone

What could they be planning, may I ask? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 They Make Bizarre Declarations at Random

"May I have everyone's attention? We're gonna need everyone's blood for tests. No worries why." you may hear... - PositronWildhawk

12 They promise to change things but only if re-elected
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