Top Ten Signs That You Are In Major Need of a Social Life

The Top Ten
1 You resolve disputes by fighting with Rock'em Sock'em toys

Hah, you're just a nerd hater. Nerds are the best in school and it seems you're jealous and think that talking to people is more important than being smart, bruh.

What are those

2 Your Volkswagen can turn into a replica of Bumblebee

That would be impressive!

3 Your dog is named Einstein

I don't have a dog

4 You create a Science Fair project on Minecraft
5 You classify people by their Hogwarts personalities

I do this a lot. Trust me. I need a social life.

6 You wear 3D glasses and clogs
7 You do jumping jacks, after each jack you recite one place of pi.
8 You take place in a Pi Reciting contest

I eat pie, not recite it.

9 You read Manga and watch Manga of famous physicists

As for slice of life manga based on this, that will be pretty interesting.

10 You never say Serious without adding "black" at the end

Literally you are watching me from a bush.

I do this! I need a social life.

Story of my life.

The Contenders
11 You have no friends in real life, but tons online

I have more friends in real life than online.

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