Top Ten Signs You are Watching a Bad Movie

The Top Ten
1 Santa Claus's dark hair is visible under his wig

I only saw this in a real-life dressed up Santa in a Christmas fair.

2 The male lead is in love with the female lead

At first sight they don't really like each other, than notice more and more sweet things together. Suddenly the man says "I love you" and kisses her very fast than runs away and etc. etc. We have all seen something like this.

Here's an example: Titanic.

3 The third bomb in a row is exploding just a second after the hero passes it

Clip clop clip clop BOOM clip clop clip clop nothing happened. You'd better try with some caesium and water.

4 There is one or two female character and they are just in the plot to be loved by somebody

90% of movies. Women in films are usually nothing but targets of love, they don't do anything else. It's very rare that a woman is put in the plot on her own, not for a romantic plotline

5 It's the sequel of a movie that did not have a cliffhanger in the end

Most of the time when the plot is closed in the first film, the second is only the same story again (Home Alone) or some weak plotless chaos (Babe).

6 Every character is super handsome/beautiful

These movies are not bad because every character is handsome/beautiful. The two just go together.

7 The protagonist treats his enemies in the same evil way as the villain

There are some books and movies where we are told which one is the good side but they are equally cruel towards each other

8 Suddenly everything turns black

This means you fell asleep. Maybe your dreams will be more exciting than the film.

9 It was intended to be bad

There are movies that were made with the purpose of creating the worst, and this challenge is surprisingly completed most of the time

10 The characters are either whispering or shouting

Mainly older films are like this

The Contenders
11 The main characters are emojis

Should be number 1

12 It's a movie containing interference
13 You're not enjoying it

No. Not everything is bad because you don't like it.

14 The jokes didn't make you laugh
15 You See Old White People Dancing To Hip Hop

Every bad comedy movie has this scene.

Come on… the Wedding Singer has a scene like this, and that's an awesome movie.

16 Annoying character never shuts up
17 It's purely an advertising tool/vehicle in movie form and has little or so soul whatsoever
18 All visuals and no plot
19 There's bad CGI
20 It makes you want to dramatically tear your hair out
21 Vampires sparkle in the sun
22 All the characters are ugly food mascots
23 Barney The Dinosaur is in it

Make sure you keep adding these generic items. Barney is in it, Justin Bieber is in it, Caillou is in it, Sanjay is in it, Nicki Minaj is in it, Limp Bizkit is in it, Stephenie Meyer is in it, North Korea is in it, Donald Trump is in it etc.

24 Justin Bieber is in it
25 Caillou is in it
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