Top Ten Signs You are Watching a Bad Movie

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The Top Ten

1 Santa Claus's dark hair is visible under his wig

I only saw this in a real-life dressed up Santa in a Christmas fair. - Alkadikce

LOL

2 You're not enjoying it

No. Not everything is bad because you don't like it. - Alkadikce

3 It makes you want to dramatically tear your hair out
4 You'd rather die of constipation then continue watching
5 The jokes didn't make you laugh
6 The third bomb in a row is exploding just a second after the hero passes it

Clip clop clip clop BOOM clip clop clip clop nothing happened. You'd better try with some caesium and water. - Alkadikce

7 Annoying character never shuts up
8 You See Old White People Dancing To Hip Hop

Every bad comedy movie has this scene. - THC13

9 It's the sequel of a movie that did not have a cliffhanger in the end

Most of the time when the plot is closed in the first film, the second is only the same story again (Home Alone) or some weak plotless chaos (Babe). - Alkadikce

10 It was intended to be bad

There are movies that were made with the purpose of creating the worst, and this challenge is surprisingly completed most of the time - Alkadikce

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11 The male lead is in love with the female lead

At first sight they don't really like each other, than notice more and more sweet things together. Suddenly the man says "I love you" and kisses her very fast than runs away and etc. etc. We have all seen something like this. - Alkadikce

Here's an example: Titanic.

12 The protagonist treats his enemies in the same evil way as the villain

There are some books and movies where we are told which one is the good side but they are equally cruel towards each other - Alkadikce

13 There's bad CGI
14 There is one or two female character and they are just in the plot to be loved by somebody

90% of movies. Women in films are usually nothing but targets of love, they don't do anything else. It's very rare that a woman is put in the plot on her own, not for a romantic plotline - Alkadikce

15 Suddenly everything turns black

This means you fell asleep. Maybe your dreams will be more exciting than the film. - Alkadikce

16 Every character is super handsome/beautiful

These movies are not bad because every character is handsome/beautiful. The two just go together. - Alkadikce

17 All visuals and no plot
18 The characters are either whispering or shouting

Mainly older films are like this - Alkadikce

19 The main characters are emojis

Should be number 1

GENE!

20 It's a movie containing interference
21 It's purely an advertising tool/vehicle in movie form and has little or so soul whatsoever

Basically The Emoji Movie...

22 Vampires sparkle in the sun
23 All the characters are ugly food mascots
24 Barney The Dinosaur is in it
25 Justin Bieber is in it
26 Caillou is in it
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1. Santa Claus's dark hair is visible under his wig
2. The male lead is in love with the female lead
3. The third bomb in a row is exploding just a second after the hero passes it
Alkadikce
1. You're not enjoying it
2. It makes you want to dramatically tear your hair out
3. You'd rather die of constipation then continue watching
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