Top Ten Signs You are Watching a Bad Movie
The Top Ten Signs You are Watching a Bad Movie
I only saw this in a real-life dressed up Santa in a Christmas fair. - Alkadikce
No. Not everything is bad because you don't like it. - Alkadikce
Clip clop clip clop BOOM clip clop clip clop nothing happened. You'd better try with some caesium and water. - Alkadikce
There are movies that were made with the purpose of creating the worst, and this challenge is surprisingly completed most of the time - Alkadikce
Every bad comedy movie has this scene. - THC13
Most of the time when the plot is closed in the first film, the second is only the same story again (Home Alone) or some weak plotless chaos (Babe). - Alkadikce
At first sight they don't really like each other, than notice more and more sweet things together. Suddenly the man says "I love you" and kisses her very fast than runs away and etc. etc. We have all seen something like this. - Alkadikce
Here's an example: Titanic.
There are some books and movies where we are told which one is the good side but they are equally cruel towards each other - Alkadikce
90% of movies. Women in films are usually nothing but targets of love, they don't do anything else. It's very rare that a woman is put in the plot on her own, not for a romantic plotline - Alkadikce
This means you fell asleep. Maybe your dreams will be more exciting than the film. - Alkadikce
These movies are not bad because every character is handsome/beautiful. The two just go together. - Alkadikce
Mainly older films are like this - Alkadikce
Should be number 1
Basically The Emoji Movie...
Make sure you keep adding these generic items. Barney is in it, Justin Bieber is in it, Caillou is in it, Sanjay is in it, Nicki Minaj is in it, Limp Bizkit is in it, Stephenie Meyer is in it, North Korea is in it, Donald Trump is in it etc. - Alkadikce
Tree of Life, Spirited Away, Pan's Labyrinth, Synecdoche New York...anything that's dull and boring but the critics eat up.