Top Ten Signs That You Can't Get a Girlfriend

PositronWildhawk
Don't feel bad for yourself if any of these hold true.

The Top Ten

1 You frequently get punched by them.

A simplistic sign that you need to work on your chat-up skills. - PositronWildhawk

Natsu and Lucy from Fairly Tail... - Mcgillacuddy

2 The primary topic of conversation that you have with a girl is about their "t'ing".
3 You have more than one girlfriend.

But if you have more that one, then you're already able to get a girlfriend, so this entry makes no sense.

One is your best deal, buddy. Remember that. - PositronWildhawk

Whoa positron, look at you gettin' all the ladies! - keycha1n

I have 8 ROBLOX girlfriends

4 You watch your crush through binoculars.

Oh, wow. That person is weird like my brother. - funnyuser

5 You write cheesy love songs about every girl you know, ready for use.

I'm proud to say that this is something I've never gone for. If you're going to sing a girl a song, something like Twist and Shout comes off as much less cheesy. - PetSounds

And don't forget the banjo, ready to swoon those chicks! - PositronWildhawk

Cheesy love songs actually work for teenage girls. I mean, like all of the eighth grade girls out there would scream if they hear a 1D song. - ethanmeinster

6 You take the phrase "pick up girls" literally.
7 You are not afraid to twerk.
8 You think your sister's hot.

I aim to please, anonymous. - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, then you have some serious problem.
By the way, lovely list, I really enjoyed it!

9 You're married.

I love this one just because it's so blunt. - higgsboson2142

10 You use cheesy pick-up lines

These can be very unoriginal. Girls don't like that. As corny as it sounds, you have to be original and just talk to them naturally. - ethanmeinster

The Contenders

11 You laugh at every "speed humps" sign.

Damn! You just made it so now I will laugh at every speed humps sign. Good thing I'm probably never going to get a girlfriend!

Haha my father laughs at this.
The only reason he can't get a girlfriend is because my mother would never allow it!
Great list! - Britgirl

12 You wear their underwear

If my girlfriend put on one of my diapers, I would be worried - SWUTC

I'd say this is more of a sign you have some problems. - Garythesnail

Okay, this is starting to get disturbing. But these ARE true...

13 You live in your mom's basement
14 You're ugly
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1. You frequently get punched by them.
2. The primary topic of conversation that you have with a girl is about their "t'ing".
3. You have more than one girlfriend.
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