Top Ten Signs That You Can't Get a Girlfriend

Don't feel bad for yourself if any of these hold true.
The Top Ten
1 You frequently get punched by them.

That should happen to a guy if he keeps on hitting on a girl for no reason, especially if he continues to harass her.

A simplistic sign that you need to work on your chat-up skills.

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2 Your primary topic of conversation with a girl is about their "t'ing"
3 You watch your crush through binoculars.

Oh, wow. That person is weird like my brother.

4 You write cheesy love songs about every girl you know, ready for use.

Then all of a sudden after many trials and errors, you become famous for that one song about drugs and prostitution. Afterwards, you get a long list of girlfriends.

"White lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes..."

I'm proud to say that this is something I've never gone for. If you're going to sing a girl a song, something like Twist and Shout comes off as much less cheesy.

Cheesy love songs actually work for teenage girls. I mean, like all of the eighth grade girls out there would scream if they hear a 1D song.

And don't forget the banjo, ready to swoon those chicks!

5 You take the phrase "pick up girls" literally.
6 You are not afraid to twerk.
7 You think your sister's hot.

Yeah, then you have some serious problem.
By the way, lovely list, I really enjoyed it!

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8 You're married.

Married people still get girlfriends all the time. It's called a mistress.

I love this one just because it's so blunt.

9 You live in your mom's basement
10 You laugh at every "speed humps" sign.

Damn! You just made it so now I will laugh at every speed humps sign. Good thing I'm probably never going to get a girlfriend!

Haha my father laughs at this.
The only reason he can't get a girlfriend is because my mother would never allow it!
Great list!

The Contenders
11 You use cheesy pick-up lines

These can be very unoriginal. Girls don't like that. As corny as it sounds, you have to be original and just talk to them naturally.

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

12 You're ugly

Actually, there are some girls that date guys that aren't that good looking. So this isn't necessary true.

13 You're insecure and jealous
14 You're unable to drive
15 You have a poor work-life balance
16 You have poor social skills
17 You don't get out much
18 You don't put in the effort
19 You wear their underwear

If my girlfriend put on one of my diapers, I would be worried

Okay, this is starting to get disturbing. But these ARE true...

I'd say this is more of a sign you have some problems.

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