Top 10 Signs You May Suck at Mario Kart

The Top Ten

1 You get last place at the easiest race in the game

Not necessarily, if you're in an online game full of experts and there's items flying about everywhere. Plus, as easy courses are very short and have little to no hazards, it's often difficult for online races on them to separate the wheat from the chaff if even unskilled players can drive through them perfectly. - Entranced98

2 You get beat by Princess Peach for 1st place

What if the best pro player in the world is being Princess Peach? - sadical

This does not mean you're a noob. Say if you're pretty decent at Mario Kart, but the Peach player is a champion who's been playing for many years? - Entranced98

Happened to me at least twice - MeaganSaysHI

3 You don't use your weapons right

Agreed. Using items stragetically, such as accurate green shell tosses and dropping bananas on sharp corners where other players can't see them, can make all the difference between 1st and 8th place. - Entranced98

Don't throw the shells to the bottom! Oh well, you can't use them anymore, wait, wait don't fall of the map to get the shells, you'll lose your current ranking! - MeaganSaysHI

4 You get last place in every race

Especially applies if it's 50cc. - Entranced98

No offense to people that actually gets last place in every race - MeaganSaysHI

5 You thought it was a parking game and you get last place for letting everyone take your ranking

Some Dude: This is a racing game? I thought it was some kind of parallel parking game.
Me: Would parallel parking games have somewhere to park? And do even parallel parking games even exist?
Some Dude: I don't know... - MeaganSaysHI

6 You get beaten by a baby character

I target Baby Peach not only to win against her, but also to show that she is the most annoying and arrogant baby.

I got beaten by Baby Mario once, I suck at this game. - MeaganSaysHI

It doesn't mean you suck at all if the player using the baby character is an unmatchable professional. - Entranced98

7 You keep going off-road

This is quite a big one. Nearly everybody who plays online can at least stay on the track for an entire race. - Entranced98

Happens to me every time - MeaganSaysHI

That’s why I have auto-steer on!

8 You trip on your own weapons that you planted a round ago
9 You've owned a Mario Kart game for a few months and you still can't learn how to drive your character that you've chosen

What if it's like your second time playing it in those few months? - Entranced98

10 You play as Baby Daisy or Peach

It’s just an opinion though. - sadical

Actually, Baby Daisy is statistically one of the best light characters in MKWii in terms of speed and boost perks. She is only just outshone by Daisy and Funky Kong. - Entranced98

Every time I race with them in Mario Kart 8, I really want to jump in the T.V. and strangle them, even Baby Daisy. - MeaganSaysHI

The Contenders

11 You think Funky Kong is bad

Doesn't affect skill or ability. - greenshyguy

12 You don't drift
13 You only use 50CC
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