Top 10 Signs You May Suck at Mario Kart
The Top Ten
Not necessarily, if you're in an online game full of experts and there's items flying about everywhere. Plus, as easy courses are very short and have little to no hazards, it's often difficult for online races on them to separate the wheat from the chaff if even unskilled players can drive through them perfectly. - Entranced98
What if the best pro player in the world is being Princess Peach? - sadical
This does not mean you're a noob. Say if you're pretty decent at Mario Kart, but the Peach player is a champion who's been playing for many years? - Entranced98
Happened to me at least twice - MeaganSaysHI
Agreed. Using items stragetically, such as accurate green shell tosses and dropping bananas on sharp corners where other players can't see them, can make all the difference between 1st and 8th place. - Entranced98
Don't throw the shells to the bottom! Oh well, you can't use them anymore, wait, wait don't fall of the map to get the shells, you'll lose your current ranking! - MeaganSaysHI
Especially applies if it's 50cc. - Entranced98
No offense to people that actually gets last place in every race - MeaganSaysHI
Some Dude: This is a racing game? I thought it was some kind of parallel parking game.
Me: Would parallel parking games have somewhere to park? And do even parallel parking games even exist?
Some Dude: I don't know... - MeaganSaysHI
I target Baby Peach not only to win against her, but also to show that she is the most annoying and arrogant baby.
I got beaten by Baby Mario once, I suck at this game. - MeaganSaysHI
It doesn't mean you suck at all if the player using the baby character is an unmatchable professional. - Entranced98
This is quite a big one. Nearly everybody who plays online can at least stay on the track for an entire race. - Entranced98
Happens to me every time - MeaganSaysHI
That’s why I have auto-steer on!
What if it's like your second time playing it in those few months? - Entranced98
It’s just an opinion though. - sadical
Actually, Baby Daisy is statistically one of the best light characters in MKWii in terms of speed and boost perks. She is only just outshone by Daisy and Funky Kong. - Entranced98
Every time I race with them in Mario Kart 8, I really want to jump in the T.V. and strangle them, even Baby Daisy. - MeaganSaysHI
Doesn't affect skill or ability. - greenshyguy