Top 10 Signs You Might Be an Alien

This list is purely to joke around and no one is an alien on TheTopTens or probably anywhere.

The Top Ten

1 You say you are an alien

2 You sound like an alien

3 You look like an alien

Screwed up eyes and screw-down hairdo, like some cat from Japan.

4 You act like an alien

5 You have an alien ray gun

Keep your electric eye on me, babe. Put your ray gun to my head. Press your space face close to mine, love. freak out in the moonage daydream, oh yeah!

6 You have a flying saucer

7 You are wearing alien looking clothes

8 You are from another planet

The only thing that makes you, by definition, an alien. As we don't know any specific characteristics of an "alien". Since... We have yet to encounter one.

There's a starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

9 You can breathe in space without a helmet

10 You say your kind will take over humanity

So that's where Kim Jong-un comes from.

The Contenders

11 You Hate People

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