Top 10 Signs That You Need to Get a Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Here are the top 10 signs that you need to get a boyfriend/girlfriend immediately.
The Top Ten
1 You have been getting too many undisturbed, re-energizing, peaceful nights of sleep.
2 No one ever nags you when you eat delicious desserts like ice cream, cheesecake, pie, fudge, and cookies.
3 You always have to watch what you want to watch on TV.
4 The collection you have of (records, video games, clothes, makeup, books, insert your favorite collection here) is in its prime, and is absolutely glorious.
5 Whenever you go to the bathroom, the toilet seat is always up or down, whichever way you prefer it to be.
6 Your bank account is overflowing and you need a way to get rid of all that money you have saved.

Funny, but of course you don't NEED to get a partner if you don't want to.

7 You burp and pass gas whenever the urge arises.

Oh the urge arises but Mother always forbids it.

8 It is impossible for you to be “late for dinner,” because you eat whenever you feel like it.
9 Your clothes haven’t recently turned pink, been shrunk, or ruined in the laundry due to the negligence of someone else.
10 The beer and wine in your refrigerator are taking up the majority of the space, and no one ever judges you when you drink it.
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