Top Ten Signs You're a Nerd


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41 You really hate arrogant people

I'd prefer the term,"highly disagree".

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42 You have a deep crush on Megan Fox

I know I'm not a nerd, cause I don't even need this stupid list to know, so there.

43 Instead of having pet rocks, you paint faces on computer disks and line them up on the window sill
44 Your vocabulary is astonishingly infinite in value and size

I can actually produce dictionary-quality definitions of any word I know in under a second. - Kaboom

I regularly read Wikia and Wikipedia articles

45 Nikola Tesla is your hero.

Yes... I want to be as smart as Tesla, and I know that Edison stole lots of Tesla's ideas. Tesla invented Alternating Current (the current we use today), but Edison gets ALL the credit. Tesla fans, unite to give Tesla the legacy he deserves.
Plus, I hugged a kid because he is a Tesla fan.

Of course. - Arcxia

46 You think Star Wars is cool

Star Wars wasn't cool, it was awesome

Guys, if you don't think it's cool, you're not a human being.

Yeah may the force be with you

Star Wars is awesome and if you don't like it stop reading this

I said stop reading if you don't like it!

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47 You are freakishly skinny

Yes I am a nerd and if you would introduce me to someone I will probably fait. Crap I should be studying by by

48 You go to Cosplay meetings
49 You can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

Yeah, forgot my parents' anniversary and my own birthday. but I know a lot of passwords! - Fandom_Lover

50 Your goldfish is named Spock

I don't have a Goldfish... my masters used to. Fluffy, the neighbouring Cat, smelled it and ate it. I sat vigil for the poor creature... after chasing the Cat out so it won't hurt my poor, devastated humans... - Blight

I don't know why this is funny, but it is. Haha! - funnyuser

My fish is not named Spock, but it IS named Marie... after Marie Curie.

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51 After watching Weird Al Yankovic's White and Nerdy music video you try to make out the equation in the background

I do not necessarily watch THOSE specific shows, but I often find myself in a much similar state afterwards.

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52 Can compute square roots of numbers manually.

easy - lolingdog9000

53 You constantly say "wee-hee-hee-hee-hee"

This is a sign that you're insane. - funnyuser

This one mad me laugh. Maybe I should say this unexpectedly! - Wolftail

This one is hilarious - lolingdog9000

54 You like reading better than anything

No more than my research in theoretical physics and cosmology-and I LOVE reading!

I do research for fun and I have over 100 books and I've read them all

I love Reading NOVELS, not boring school textbooks.

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55 You have more anime cosplay items than real clothes

There is nothing wrong cosplaying - sadfag

56 You know that Han shot first.
57 Your parents had to tell you to stop reading and go play outside.

True but I read outside

Yes I read to much

... Or playing on a laptop. (I'm desperate for a laptop to play on.) - FennikenFan9

Never happend

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58 You know the name of every Twenty One Pilots song

I find this nerdy
I also use this as a reason to call my self a nerd disgrace as all I know are tear in my heart ride car radio and stressed out - ProPanda

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59 You can't sleep without the gentle whir of your computer running all night

I love that sound. - Kaboom

60 You think silicon implants are computer upgrades

Yes! That's what I thought. I was disappointed to learn otherwise.

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