Top Ten Signs You're a Nerd


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81 You get depressed when you recieve less than 10 e-mail messages a day
82 You accidentally call your father Kirk
83 You feel naked without a keyboard
84 You know more computer languages than human languages

Batch, Python, HTML, CSS
English, Spanish (Partial)

85 You have the Linux penguin sitting on your monitor

His name is Tux. - Kaboom

86 You are fat

Really? That's just rude.

I am not fat. I am 12 and I weigh 60 lbs. My 8 year old cousin can lift me. I am the skinniest of my school

This is Jeff the Killer. By midnight, you will go to sleep.

I'm just tall - mayamanga

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87 You're a generic WOW player
88 You hate the iPhone.

Just cause I hate Apple doesn't mean I'm a nerd.

It doesn't mean you are a nerd if you hate the iPhone.

89 Wikipedia is your daily newspaper.

No way! I am a PROFESSIONALLY posed nerd! I get my information from EXPERTS, not random people's opinions. Therefore, my daily newspaper is Fellow comrades you should check it out, sometime. (On second thought, random people, s opinions could nevertheless, give insight to groundbreaking, revolutionary proposals-in PROBABLE MEANS. ) laugh out loud!

90 You watch PBS

YES... I watch NOVA, Shakespeare Uncovered, and Great Performances online, and I'm adding more shows!

91 You watch SPEED
92 You watch Sci-Fi a lot

Seriously? What nerd has one ever heard if who did not, by the least, enjoy science-fiction?

Doctor Who is the best show of all time. - FrozenHatingPokefan

Sci-Fi is a nerd's favorite genre, period.

93 You call animals by their scientific name and not their common name


Yes. - Fandom_Lover

94 You always imitate Naruto

Leave him alone! - mayamanga

95 You find the popular guys "impressive"
96 You enjoy seeing the car tag name and it's date
97 You wear a mustache on Halloween
98 You are in a clique where everybody has glasses
99 You like looking at zip codes

... At numbers in general!

100 You scream when you see a bully

Somebody tries to hurt me, I will fight back. I can always borrow my friend's metal binder! - Garythesnail

HEY!, I might be a nerd, but I DO NOT get pushed around!

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