Top Ten Signs You're Clumsy

I'm very clumsy and know what makes someone clumsy. I know from experience.

The Top Ten

1 You fall down the stairs...a lot

I fall down the stairs because I'm always still half asleep. Yaaawn!

Sometimes I even fall UP the stairs

2 You choke on air

I know that feel bro.

3 You walk into door frames thinking you'll make it through the doorway but instead hit the frame.

4 You trip over your own feet

Story of my life.

Geek problems..

5 You drop everything

Where are my pencils!?

6 You always knock over your drink

7 You often say "Wow I can't talk today."

AHH! How did you suddenly know?

8 You seem to always fall on your face

9 Heavy objects seem to always fall on you

10 You device's screen is cracked that you're using to read this list because you've dropped it!

Of course you did.

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