Top 10 Signs You're Getting Fat

The Top Ten
1 If everything happened to you on this list

This list is a joke and doesn't give tips for everyone, but this is true.

If everything on this list happened to you, you ARE fat!

Obesity isn't a joke.

2 You can't see your penis

I'm not a guy, but this is freakin hilarious! Good one!... wait, maybe I AM a guy, and haven't been able to see my penis over my fat my whole life? OH MAN. SECRETS REVEALED... hahhahahah nah I'm a chick.

Im not a guy in all, but AMAZINGLY hALARIOUS

God, I must be HUGE! I can't see mine at all!

3 If a double cheese hamburger is winking at you

You must be on some crack if you see a burger winking at you.

I think I just seen mine doind that today. Is that bad?

Is that possible..?

4 If you stand on a scale and it screams one person at a time

The scale committed suicide before I got on it.

5 If your mom locks the fridge

these are great, but I actually giggled really loud at this one thank God nothing applies to me.

6 If you find Fat Joe attractive
7 If your boyfriend suddenly dumps you for no reason

I feel like "fat" women are more likely to not get a boyfriend at all than to get a boyfriend and be dumped.

That's mean. Chubby people are cute. My boyfriend is chubby.

8 If your boyfriend cries when you sit on his lap

"laugh out loud! " I would slap my boyfriend if he cried! Laugh out loud! Xx

9 If you have more chins than a Chinese phone book

Ah! I've got a double chin!

10 If you're at the black board and the other students keep complaining that they can't see anything
The Contenders
11 If your gym teacher advises you not to contest in jumping
12 If you feel the sudden urge to eat a chocolate covered wedding cake
13 Someone tells you you're fat

That doesn't mean anything. Sometimes they're wrong.

My Asian mom tells me that I'm fat all the time.

Doesn't always mean they're right.

14 The only thing that you do is to eat
15 You get angry when someone calls you fat
16 You imagine everything is food

Ooh... Suddenly this list looks very tasty...
*slurp! *

17 If every time you take a step it measures on the richter scale

Funny lol good one

18 Your waist is more than 34 inches
19 If you cannot go inside a room
20 You get last place in a running race
21 Your jean size is in the double-digits

No! It would be if your jean size is too big to be carried at an SJW jean store!

22 You weigh as much as your vhs tapes

What if you own just one VHS?

23 Your pants button flies off
24 If you look down & can't see your feet anymore
25 People often confuse you for Vince Neil/Axl Rose

Two famous and good looking rock stars from the 80s who got really fat

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