Top Ten Signs That You're Insane

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The Top Ten

1 You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"

Nice list, haha! - RoseWeasley

A-ha! Haha! - Misfire

I like How To Train Your Dragon, haha! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

"Haha! " is a quote used by crazy people and people on the verge of losing their sanity. - PositronWildhawk

2 You laugh at anything fart related

It's a trigger word. I'll experiment.
Any "Haha! "s? - PositronWildhawk

Everyone laughs at anything fart related

I am insane, I make no secret of it. Oh...haha - Britgirl

Hey look,it's Sanjay and Craig's fart jar,haha! (I'm just joking,I hate Sanjay and Craig and everything about it) - Nateawesomeness

3 You can't help but laugh a lot about random words

Yep. For me it's "clue" and "oblong". - Rocko

I am insane because sometimes, me and my friends are having a conversation and I randomly start laughing.

Babies Haha! I can't stop laughing Haha - JandS3000

Random ! Haha ! I'm insane ! - funnyuser

4 Mentally, you're stuck in 1943

The specific nature of this one just gets me.. haha. - dureckl

Only the utterly barmy... - PositronWildhawk

I was born in 2003, strange

I'm totally gone. - Britgirl

5 You're on TheTopTens practically every day

I'm insane! (maniacal laughing) - Cyri

Well I...may be a bit... - PositronWildhawk

I guess I’m crazy then... - 3DG20

This is the only thing on this list that I do - Ajkloth

6 You make various lists about jazz crooners

I hate jazz - Nateawesomeness

7 You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube

I put songs on infinite loops.

My cousin did this with nyan cat, and actually succeeded in watching the whole thing, he must be out of his mind!

I did that with the Krusty Krab remix, and accidentally slept to it. So I got the 10 hours long. - Catacorn

Yep, I'm trying to watch Sweet Brown autotune for 10 hours on my mum's tablet. - ArpstaAmy333

8 You make some of the worst jokes in the world

I do that!

Yep, so true. I am sitting with my pals, I make a lame joke and laugh uncontrollably, they just stare at me and shake their heads and sneer. I stop laughing and get embarrassed. Happens all the time!

What does an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live in the ground. Except for the eagle! - keycha1n

Yes. Some people's joke are bad enough to be sent away to a special hospital for... - Britgirl

9 Half your comments are sarcastic

Aside from myself, that REALLY means you're sensible. - PositronWildhawk

Is that a bad thing?

How is that insane, someone has to silence the morons somehow. - AGK

This is the best list in the universe or even more - DubstepLover

10 You make random comments on random items on random lists

My trees turned into alpacas, destroyed every McDonalds they could find, and died. - RoseWeasley

My llamas escaped to Peter Pan one day and fell of my cake

I bit hard into the pre-fried Japanese bicycle pants before I stole the global cherry tax revenue and reprogrammed theropod chocolates! - PositronWildhawk

I felt like something is watching me and it is a giant snake bat cat thing with a long head and long ass nose


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11 You extensively go on about each song from each musician and each actor from each musical in history

No, I only ever talk about one music artist.

You have to be crazy. Absolutely crazy. - PositronWildhawk

I am cray cray

12 You are still TopTenning at at 3 a.m

Not quite. - BorisRule

It is 12:11 AM where I am, so not quite, but close. - 3DG20

I’m insane then. - Userguy44

I wouldn't do this though I love this site, but I NEED SLEEP! - funnyuser

13 You're a Justin Bieber fan

People who like him are not insane.
He is just a pop star.
Find a singer in your favourite genre of music that you really hate and then call the fans of s/he insane.

Man dude, can we stop use Justin Bieber as a hate bait? - BorisRule

This doesn't make you insane. But this list means nothing, anyway.

I hate myself I deserve to suck please end me now- Justin bieber

14 You're actually taking this list seriously

Oh wait, we're not meant to take it seriously? Okay.
(What have I done?! ) - Rocko


LOL that's me I'm taking this list VEERYY seriously


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15 You sit alone but there is a whole other imaginary story happening in your mind!

I'd sit alone, and watch your light, my only friend through teenage nights... - Misfire

I do this... - Rocko

Yep, happens to me all the time. My history teacher is naming some battles, while in my mind, I am having a serious duel with voldemort

I do this all the time

16 You think having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as the final two candidates was a great idea

Donald and Hillary were the perfect candidates! Haha! - TwilightKitsune

17 You write extensive brain-fetish fanfiction

Xander? - BorisRule

18 You think The Big Bang Theory is the funniest thing since the last thing you thought was funny

This is a sign of someone not just GOING insane but someone gone and beyond all help. You know who you are... - Britgirl

Sadly, my best friend sniff is sniff gone. - AnonymousChick

Big bang theory is the best!

19 You see dragons in the kitchen

, I saw Toothless in my kitchen! The cutest thing ever! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

Mum, when was the last time you cleaned out the fridge?! - Rocko

I saw a pony, does that count? - TwilightKitsune

No I didn't see it, but I could see it flying around me

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20 You cry every time the doorbell rings

My mom used to babysit my cousins and sometimes my relatives would randomly come over to my house and then the annoying baby talk would start (my relatives usually speak baby talk to them). Whenever my cousins were at my house, I feared the doorbell because I have learned to associate it with my relatives and annoying baby talk,

My friend's gran does this

21 You think science is tres cool

It is. End of. Am pleased to be loopy. - PositronWildhawk

22 You make a list about signs of being insane

That doesn't make sense

23 You Think "Baby" and "Stupid Hoe" are the best songs ever

Beat it! - BorisRule

I think Heaven In Hiding is.

Yep. That is insane!

24 You hear voices

Quiet, I'm trying to sleep! - Rocko

If you hear voices inside your head.

"No Bob you can't eat my cat! I said no! You like pancakes too? I thought I was the only one! Your my best friend in the world Bob. I hate you you little b*tch! "

25 You sneak up on cats and bark like a dog

I told you not to bring this up online... - Rocko

You've been watching me?! - Britgirl

26 You think politicians actually care about you
27 You're a Leafs fan
28 You do the Doctor Who Master drumbeats every single time
29 You laugh at nothing all day everyday
30 You listen to Justin Bieber
31 You are an overzealously dedicated member of the Undertale fanbase
32 You hate metal
33 You love smelling your poop and farts.
34 You give all of your toes and fingers names
35 You keep repeating yourself

What? No I don't.
I don't.
I most certainly... oh. - Rocko

How can someone do this how can someone do this how can someone do this how can someone do this

There's a solution to this. Say say everything everything twice twice in in the the same same sentence sentence. - Britgirl

36 You hate Gravity Falls
37 You like The Nutshack and watch it everyday.
38 You do the same thing over and over expecting different results
39 You hate modern pop music
40 You bully fans of modern pop music
41 You use a singer from modern pop music as hate bait
42 You call pop music now "Modern Pop"
43 You think adults can't like boy bands
44 You bully fans of Twilight
45 You hate Twilight
46 You think Twilight and 50 Shades are the same
47 You think people cant like Harry Potter and Twilight
48 You think Twilight fans are all teenagers
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Top Remixes

1. You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"
2. You laugh at anything fart related
3. Mentally, you're stuck in 1943
1. You can't help but laugh a lot about random words
2. You make some of the worst jokes in the world
3. You're on TheTopTens practically every day
1. You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube
2. You laugh at anything fart related
3. Mentally, you're stuck in 1943




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