Top Ten Signs That You're Insane

I did NOT use this list to insult anyone on the site...

The Top Ten

You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"

"Haha! " is a quote used by crazy people and people on the verge of losing their sanity. - PositronWildhawk

Nelson from the Simpsons must be insane. - RalphBob

I like How To Train Your Dragon, haha! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

I love Heaven In Hiding, haha.

You laugh at anything fart related

It's a trigger word. I'll experiment.
F-...
F-...
Fart!
Any "Haha! "s?

Everyone laughs at anything fart related

I am insane, I make no secret of it. Oh...haha

Hey look,it's Sanjay and Craig's fart jar,haha! (I'm just joking,I hate Sanjay and Craig and everything about it)

You can't help but laugh a lot about random words

I am insane because sometimes, me and my friends are having a conversation and I randomly start laughing.

Babies Haha! I can't stop laughing Haha - JandS3000

Random ! Haha ! I'm insane ! - funnyuser

Ducks. Haha! I'm insane

Mentally, you're stuck in 1943

The specific nature of this one just gets me.. haha. - dureckl

Only the utterly barmy... - PositronWildhawk

I was born in 2003, strange

I'm totally gone. - Britgirl

You're on TheTopTens practically every day

Well I...may be a bit... - PositronWildhawk

This is the only thing on this list that I do - Ajkloth

I am already crazy myself... I get interested in the weirdest things, have a fear of bugs ( but I love roller coasters), and... Go on this website? - Pony

Uh, I've been on this site practically every day, checking out just about everything that happens or has happened. But I don't feel insane, YET. - NuMetalManiak

You make various lists about jazz crooners

I hate jazz - Nateawesomeness

You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube

My cousin did this with nyan cat, and actually succeeded in watching the whole thing, he must be out of his mind!

Yep, I'm trying to watch Sweet Brown autotune for 10 hours on my mum's tablet. - ArpstaAmy333

I put songs on infinite loops.

I did all ten hours with tons of markiplier

You make some of the worst jokes in the world

Yep, so true. I am sitting with my pals, I make a lame joke and laugh uncontrollably, they just stare at me and shake their heads and sneer. I stop laughing and get embarrassed. Happens all the time!

What does an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live in the ground. Except for the eagle! - keycha1n

Yes. Some people's joke are bad enough to be sent away to a special hospital for... - Britgirl

I make awful jokes, so yes, I am insane if you were wondering - Catacorn

Half your comments are sarcastic

Aside from myself, that REALLY means you're sensible. - PositronWildhawk

Is that a bad thing?

How is that insane, someone has to silence the morons somehow. - AGK

This is the best list in the universe or even more - DubstepLover

You make random comments on random items on random lists

I am a religious prophet, and I warn you about the end of the universe! We will be stuck in a forest. Then, we will spot a tree. A bird will come out of the tree, and spit out a computer. Then, out of the computer will come two pink worms! The worms will vomit baseballs, but out of the baseballs shall come pickles! However, Nike shoes will randomly come out of a security camera and crush the pickles! But once they strike the ground, an earthquake will be triggered, and thus a supervolcano will explode, triggering a gigantic megatsunami! There are lots of Amazon packages in the tsunami! Many toilet paper rolls will come out! Then, a giant, golden doorknob with a spaghetti noodle hanging from its hole shall strike and destroy the universe! We will all turn into beds! There will be a burger on the head part, and fencing swords shall hang from the sides of the beds! An on the tips of the swords, there will be military plane models! Then, a book shall crush the beds to nothing! They almost ...more

My pet toilet paper does not know how to type. Vote the trashed pencil sharpener for President!

My trees turned into alpacas, destroyed every McDonalds they could find, and died. - RoseWeasley

I bit hard into the pre-fried Japanese bicycle pants before I stole the global cherry tax revenue and reprogrammed theropod chocolates! - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

You extensively go on about each song from each musician and each actor from each musical in history

You have to be crazy. Absolutely crazy. - PositronWildhawk

No, I only ever talk about one music artist.

I am cray cray

You are still TopTenning at at 3 a.m

I wouldn't do this though I love this site, but I NEED SLEEP! - funnyuser

Raise your hand if you do this sometimes. *Raises my hand* - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It is 12:11 AM where I am, so not quite, but close. - 3DG20

I do it usually at 1 and 2 am - SirSkeletorThe3rd

You're a Justin Bieber fan

People who like him are not insane.
He is just a pop star.
Find a singer in your favourite genre of music that you really hate and then call the fans of s/he insane.

This doesn't make you insane. But this list means nothing, anyway.

I hate myself I deserve to suck please end me now- Justin bieber

Nope, that's the only sign I don't have

You're actually taking this list seriously

Oh wait, we're not meant to take it seriously? Okay.
(What have I done?! ) - Rocko

LOL that's me I'm taking this list VEERYY seriously

...oh.

...OPS.

You sit alone but there is a whole other imaginary story happening in your mind!

I'd sit alone, and watch your light, my only friend through teenage nights... - Misfire

Yep, happens to me all the time. My history teacher is naming some battles, while in my mind, I am having a serious duel with voldemort

I do this all the time

Uh-oh...
I do this... - Rocko

You see dragons in the kitchen

Mum, when was the last time you cleaned out the fridge?! - Rocko

, I saw Toothless in my kitchen! The cutest thing ever! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

I saw a pony, does that count? - TwilightKitsune

No I didn't see it, but I could see it flying around me

You think having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as the final two candidates was a great idea

Donald and Hillary were the perfect candidates! Haha! - TwilightKitsune

You write extensive brain-fetish fanfiction

Xander? - BorisRule

You think science is tres cool

It is. End of. Am pleased to be loopy. - PositronWildhawk

You think The Big Bang Theory is the funniest thing since the last thing you thought was funny

This is a sign of someone not just GOING insane but someone gone and beyond all help. You know who you are... - Britgirl

Sadly, my best friend sniff is sniff gone. - AnonymousChick

Big bang theory is the best!

You make a list about signs of being insane

That doesn't make sense

You cry every time the doorbell rings

My mom used to babysit my cousins and sometimes my relatives would randomly come over to my house and then the annoying baby talk would start (my relatives usually speak baby talk to them). Whenever my cousins were at my house, I feared the doorbell because I have learned to associate it with my relatives and annoying baby talk,

My friend's gran does this

You Think "Baby" and "Stupid Hoe" are the best songs ever

Yep. That is insane!

I think Heaven In Hiding is.

Beat it! - BorisRule

You hear voices

Quiet, I'm trying to sleep! - Rocko

If you hear voices inside your head.

"No Bob you can't eat my cat! I said no! You like pancakes too? I thought I was the only one! Your my best friend in the world Bob. I hate you you little b*tch! "

You love smelling your poop and farts.
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