Top Ten Signs That You're Insane

PositronWildhawk
I did NOT use this list to insult anyone on the site...

The Top Ten

1 You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"

"Haha! " is a quote used by crazy people and people on the verge of losing their sanity. - PositronWildhawk

Nelson from the Simpsons must be insane. - RalphBob

I got terraria 2 days ago haha!

I love Heaven In Hiding, haha.

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2 You laugh at anything fart related

It's a trigger word. I'll experiment.
F-...
F-...
Fart!
Any "Haha! "s? - PositronWildhawk

Everyone laughs at anything fart related

I am insane, I make no secret of it. Oh...haha - Britgirl

Let’s make some surf art!
DID YOU JUST SAY... SIR FART?
HAHA LOLOLOL

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3 You can't help but laugh a lot about random words

I am insane because sometimes, me and my friends are having a conversation and I randomly start laughing.

Babies Haha! I can't stop laughing Haha - JandS3000

Random ! Haha ! I'm insane ! - funnyuser

I laugh at everything, like cat riding a cheesecake hahaaha

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4 Mentally, you're stuck in 1943

The specific nature of this one just gets me.. haha. - dureckl

Only the utterly barmy... - PositronWildhawk

I was born in 2003, strange

I'm totally gone. - Britgirl

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5 You're on TheTopTens practically every day

Well I...may be a bit... - PositronWildhawk

This is the only thing on this list that I do - Ajkloth

I am already crazy myself... I get interested in the weirdest things, have a fear of bugs ( but I love roller coasters), and... Go on this website? - Pony

I'm insane! (maniacal laughing) - Cyri

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6 You make various lists about jazz crooners

I hate jazz - Nateawesomeness

7 You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube

My cousin did this with nyan cat, and actually succeeded in watching the whole thing, he must be out of his mind!

Yep, I'm trying to watch Sweet Brown autotune for 10 hours on my mum's tablet. - ArpstaAmy333

I did that with the Krusty Krab remix, and accidentally slept to it. So I got the 10 hours long. - Catacorn

I put songs on infinite loops.

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8 You make some of the worst jokes in the world

Yep, so true. I am sitting with my pals, I make a lame joke and laugh uncontrollably, they just stare at me and shake their heads and sneer. I stop laughing and get embarrassed. Happens all the time!

What does an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live in the ground. Except for the eagle! - keycha1n

Yes. Some people's joke are bad enough to be sent away to a special hospital for... - Britgirl

I do that!

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9 Half your comments are sarcastic

Aside from myself, that REALLY means you're sensible. - PositronWildhawk

Is that a bad thing?

How is that insane, someone has to silence the morons somehow. - AGK

I will make two comments,comment 1.yea,this is totally not a comment,2.i like turtles
Wait,half of the comments were sarcastic,I'm insane - Nateawesomeness

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10 You make random comments on random items on random lists

I bit hard into the pre-fried Japanese bicycle pants before I stole the global cherry tax revenue and reprogrammed theropod chocolates! - PositronWildhawk

I felt like something is watching me and it is a giant snake bat cat thing with a long head and long ass nose

I don't know why, but I think there is a elephant that watches my every move and follows me everywhere I go... - SirSkeletorThe3rd

MY FAVORITE SONG IS HEAVEN IN HIDING I LOVE IT BLAH BLAH BLAH MY POST SERIES IS BAD HEY YOU DO YOU LIKE MY HORRIBLE GRAMMAR I LOVE THIS COMMENT LET’S GO PLAY SOME ANIMAL JAM YEAH MAN ANIMAL JAM ALL TIME LOW IS A GOOD SONG I AM SITTING ON A COUCH LOL I LOVE MY COMMENT I’M COOL I LOVE CLIFFS

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11 You extensively go on about each song from each musician and each actor from each musical in history

You have to be crazy. Absolutely crazy. - PositronWildhawk

No, I only ever talk about one music artist.

I am cray cray

12 You are still TopTenning at at 3 a.m

I wouldn't do this though I love this site, but I NEED SLEEP! - funnyuser

Raise your hand if you do this sometimes. *Raises my hand* - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I do it usually at 1 and 2 am - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I stay up till midnight.

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13 You're a Justin Bieber fan

I hate myself I deserve to suck please end me now- Justin bieber

Nope, that's the only sign I don't have

Ugh don't even mention that name

He is just a singer, who is a love/hate.
Love - females.
Hate - males/some females out there.
or some males who wouldn't say they like him because they would be made fun of.

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14 You're actually taking this list seriously

LOL that's me I'm taking this list VEERYY seriously

...oh.

...OPS.

Oops… - Miauzer

15 You think having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as the final two candidates was a great idea

Donald and Hillary were the perfect candidates! Haha! - TwilightKitsune

16 You think The Big Bang Theory is the funniest thing since the last thing you thought was funny

This is a sign of someone not just GOING insane but someone gone and beyond all help. You know who you are... - Britgirl

Sadly, my best friend sniff is sniff gone. - AnonymousChick

Big bang theory is the best!

17 You sit alone but there is a whole other imaginary story happening in your mind!

Yep, happens to me all the time. My history teacher is naming some battles, while in my mind, I am having a serious duel with voldemort

I do this all the time

Yep totally,althought the story isn't happy

I do this a lot but I'm happy so it's fine ☺

18 You think science is tres cool

It is. End of. Am pleased to be loopy. - PositronWildhawk

19 You make a list about signs of being insane

That doesn't make sense

20 You see dragons in the kitchen

No I didn't see it, but I could see it flying around me

I saw a pony, does that count? - TwilightKitsune

My god! There's a Dragon guarding the fridge in a sea of lava with Adolphins jumping out! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

21 You Think "Baby" and "Stupid Hoe" are the best songs ever

Yep. That is insane!

I think Heaven In Hiding is.

22 You cry every time the doorbell rings

My friend's gran does this

23 You sneak up on cats and bark like a dog

You've been watching me?! - Britgirl

24 You think politicians actually care about you
25 You're a Leafs fan
26 You do the Doctor Who Master drumbeats every single time
27 You laugh at nothing all day everyday
28 You listen to Justin Bieber
29 You hear voices

If you hear voices inside your head.

"No Bob you can't eat my cat! I said no! You like pancakes too? I thought I was the only one! Your my best friend in the world Bob. I hate you you little b*tch! "

30 You are an overzealously dedicated member of the Undertale fanbase
31 You hate metal
32 You love smelling your poop and farts.
33 You give all of your toes and fingers names
34 You keep repeating yourself

How can someone do this how can someone do this how can someone do this how can someone do this

There's a solution to this. Say say everything everything twice twice in in the the same same sentence sentence. - Britgirl

35 You hate Gravity Falls
36 You like The Nutshack and watch it everyday.
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1. You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"
2. You laugh at anything fart related
3. Mentally, you're stuck in 1943
PositronWildhawk
1. You can't help but laugh a lot about random words
2. You make some of the worst jokes in the world
3. You're on TheTopTens practically every day
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1. You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube
2. You laugh at anything fart related
3. Mentally, you're stuck in 1943
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