THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MOON

keycha1n
Okay, I recently heard on the news that Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. This story is seemingly well-known and popular.

A popular MYTH of course. Anyone with a simple understanding of space and the moon knows that this event was fabricated by the intergalactic species currently in hiding influencing the government and popular media. Their biggest lair-NASA. It's obvious because you can't expect that an intelligent intergalactic species would position themselves in someplace as obvious as NASA themselves. Yet by doing so, they are unexpected in an expected position. Which is all the more dangerous to society, right under our noses and plotting!

Not only did they fake the so-called "Moon Landing", but they fabricated everything involving space travel. USE YOUR BRAINS: If there is no gravity outside of earth, how in the cheeseballs did we LAND on the moon? How could Neil have made that infamous "first step"? You've all been brainwashed from an early age to believe in loads of craps like this, so I don't blame you for raising a skeptical eyebrow. Just let me explain things and enlighten your poor minds about why this whole "moon landing" was a blatant hoax.

As mentioned before, even the prospect of having "landed" when there's no gravity is simply absurd and easily dismissed by anyone with an ounce of logic. Really, I'm surprised that that obvious gap in your precious "moon story" isn't enough to fully convince you of it's clear fabrication.
Secondly, the photos on the moon were pathetically photoshopped pictures of a man in a ridiculous bodysuit standing on a large mound of mozzarella cheese. I could've easily recreated that shoddy excuse of a "proof" photo.
And now, to get to the otherworldly creatures. They've been here, I suspect since the 1940's, plotting and biding their time while we were too busy fighting the second World War. They fabricated the first unmanned landing, which was so messy and undocumented that I won't even bother getting into it, and then slipped up in 1977, when another shipment of this species entered our world, causing the famous "Wow! Signal". After the success of the Moon Landing, I suppose they needed more brains to plot and slowly pull at the legs of us humans until they destroyed us. Which is their ultimate goal, of course. This will be achieved by making humans feel like they have a far reach into the cosmos, giving us as a species, a sense of grandiose pride. Which ultimately ends up in them revealing their positions and gouging our eyes out with interspecies silverware.

The proof is all there. There really is no opinion on this one, these are cold-hard facts, and quite frankly, if you don't believe me after this evidence, I really think you have some screws loose in the head.

watch out for the Mars landing in the future, and remember what I've said. Also, the Voyager doesn't exist. Neither does the Mars Rover. Only we can help spread the word before the National Association of Space Aliens gets us.

Comments

I dunno what you were on when you wrote this, but you need to keep smoking it. - PetSounds

You hippy. - visitor

You'd be surprised how many people I've met would take this seriously. - PositronWildhawk

Make part 2, how the sun was created as a weapon by the space aliens. - IronSabbathPriest

Lol! - Therandom

To the moon! - bobbythebrony

Part Two: George Washington, Secret Chinese Agent. - CityGuru

Part Two:We can breathe in space but the government don't want us to leave the planet...i don't want to live in this planet anymore - CerealGuy

Do you have a bachelor's degree in Fox News? - visitor

I saw a UFO last night, which crash landed at Area 51 and killed the Loch Ness Monster, which inspired Bigfoot to build Planet X and join the Illuminati, which would result in the aliens on Titan and the aliens on the Moon getting in a fight, but being bombed by Syria which would start WW3 and kill everyone but Switzerland while Jesus rose to become king of Switzerland and start a NWO until 33 years later where Planet X killed Earth and was covered up by the government. - Puga

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There is no dark side of the moon really.
Matter of fact it's all dark. - visitor

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