Top Ten Signs You're a Metal Elitist

Show the world how YOU are the truest person ever!

The Top Ten

1 You will never experience other great bands

2 If you listen to deathcore, you call it progressive deathgrind

3 Every other person is a poser

You:"Metallica sucks,poser."
Me:"Just like your *name a female relative*!

4 You love poorly produced black metal demo CDs

5 You disrespect other people's opinions

6 You have less knowledge of metalthan a person who recently got into metal

7 You will hate this & write stupid comments like "you poser!"

8 You're close minded

9 You aren't in a relationship

10 In your CD collection is a slipknot album

The Contenders

11 You hate the earthcore!

"Gravity? Who gives a damn!? "

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