Top Ten Signs You're Socially Awkward

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The Top Ten

1 You have no friends in real life, but tons online

I have a lot of friends in real life and a couple online - Luckys

I have a lot of friends in real life, and online. - RadioHead03

I have none in either one of them...

Oh no...
I'm socially awkward.

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2 You never know when to join in a conversation

I really want to have more friends at school, but I can never start conversations with people I hardly know.

I do. I just hesitate. - Jasmine21064

nah - Luckys

Countless times have I joined a conversation just to get a "what the hell are you doing? " sort of response from everyone else. - Rocko

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3 You've never dated someone for more than a week

I never dated anyone before. I guess I am too shy to approach girls I'm attracted towards. That and the fact that I have no idea what to say without making it awkward or something. - RogerMcBaloney

Because this isn't my priority? - Misfire

I haven't dated before? - BorisRule

I have yet to date anyone. - Randomator

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4 You don't laugh once watching an episode of Impractical Jokers

Oh, that's not possible. - Jasmine21064

The show Impractical Jokers covers so many types of humor, I don't get how it's possible. And if you hate me for liking the show, go and watch a few of them. You'll change your mind. Although, if you're a younger user (11 or so), wait until you're 13. - Turkeyasylum

Believe me, I'm socially awkward, but this show is just too funny not to at least laugh all the way through. - Britgirl

I'm 14 and this show is ridiculously funny, I just laugh all through the episode

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5 You're a loner

Used to be. - Misfire

Yeah... - Jasmine21064

Not always a bad thing. - Randomator

Not yet - iliekpiez

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6 You know all of the writers for a TV show, and the actors in a hit movie, but you don't know your neighbor's name

I don't know either. - Luckys

Oh, saying movie junkies are awkward? You have a lot to learn in life, kid. I suggest starting soon.

This is me - iliekpiez

It's because nobody cares, except movie junkies. - Turkeyasylum

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7 You don't have a job

I'm too young for a job. - Misfire

I'm still a teen. - BorisRule

Yet. I hope. - Jasmine21064

I'm 11 - Luckys

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8 You can name all of a YouTuber's videos, but not your aunt's name

Uhhh... not many people know the names of all Youtubers' videos - BorisRule

I know my aunt's name and I also can name MOST of cs188's videos.

what - Luckys

How can you name all of a youtubers Videos? - saturatedsunrise

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9 You have never talked to any of your co-workers outside of work.

Who cares? You work for money, not to talk to weirdos.

There's an exception of your co-workers are a bunch of teenyboppers, or just flat-out arses. - Turkeyasylum

10 People try to hide their social plans from you when it includes other people you both know

Because you weren't invited and they don't want you showing up

The Contenders

11 You Are Always Here In The TopTens

Am I socially awkward? - Userguy44

Yeah - Randomator

Cool, i’m one of them. - RadioHead03

Kind of. - iliekpiez

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12 You're more silent than everyone around you

Oh dang, that's me. - Jasmine21064

Me.

That’s me - Randomator

13 You still live with your parents at age 35

Either that or you’re just a lazy person who either failed college or couldn’t get a job - Randomator

Nah your parents would kick you out. - Plantera

Yeah, it s a key sign. - Turkeyasylum

14 People ask you if you're shy

Yep. But rarely. - Jasmine21064

Yeahhh looll
whenever people actually know me they know I'm not THAT shy - Luckys

Everyone who doesn't know me for real thinks that I'm quiet. Not true AT ALL. I would spend a whole day practicing with a sword or plotting revenge if I could. And I have been in fights before. And I talk a lot, like I'm doing now.

Same. Everyone who doesn't know me very well thinks I'm very quiet, and I rarely speak. My friends, on the other hand, know I can be really crazy - Haumea

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15 You're never sure how to start a conversation

Usually I just sit quietly and ignore people who try to talk to me.
I have to survive somehow. - Rocko

Man I can relate to this. That’s pretty much Me in a nutshell - Randomator

My only problem on this list

Well, not my problem if I'm not very open or friendly.. - Ananya

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16 You know nothing about politics

I do, but very little. - Jasmine21064

It's so tedious, yet there's never a person in the world who will leave it alone. - PositronWildhawk

Politics are a huge discussion between loyal adult friends. - Turkeyasylum

All that I know that David Cameron is a wally - MichelleReeves

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17 The last time you've dated is when you farted on a date on accident in middle school

I never dated someone before. - Jasmine21064

That's disgusting - BorisRule

Yeah, it's not like there's OTHER people to date, right? Get over it. Messing up with one person does not equal failure, kid.

One traumatic experience may rip your love life to shards. - Turkeyasylum

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