Top Ten Signs You're Socially Awkward

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1 You have no friends in real life, but tons online

It's easier to make friends online because you don't have to talk face-to-face. Although, I do have a few friends outside of the Internet. - Turkeyasylum

I have no friends in real life. So I just stick to the internet. - Mumbizz01

I have hundreds of friends online but plenty in real life as well.

I have friends on both, but my frirnds on this site are way better - FireWasp2004

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2 You never know when to join in a conversation

:,( sad that only say random things and everybody starts laughing

That's me hehehe

This is me.

3 You don't laugh once watching an episode of Impractical Jokers

The show Impractical Jokers covers so many types of humor, I don't get how it's possible. And if you hate me for liking the show, go and watch a few of them. You'll change your mind. Although, if you're a younger user (11 or so), wait until you're 13. - Turkeyasylum

Believe me, I'm socially awkward, but this show is just too funny not to at least laugh all the way through. - Britgirl

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4 You've never dated someone for more than a week

You're full of massive generalizations, kid. I bet you think being in a relationship is all that matters, huh? How shallow.

It could also mean you're a psychopath or an extremely religious folk. - Turkeyasylum

What if I don't even have (and am not even planning to have) a boyfriend? - FireWasp2004

5 You know all of the writers for a TV show, and the actors in a hit movie, but you don't know your neighbor's name

Oh, saying movie junkies are awkward? You have a lot to learn in life, kid. I suggest starting soon.

It's because nobody cares, except movie junkies. - Turkeyasylum

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6 You're a loner

Really?
you are alone when you have WRONG people by your side - Ananya

7 You don't have a job

You must be since you're 13, kid. You make all these statements of who else is awkward when you're the hypocrite here.

Well, you have to talk to other people in a job interview apparently. Who knew? - Turkeyasylum

8 You have never talked to any of your co-workers outside of work.

Who cares? You work for money, not to talk to weirdos.

There's an exception of your co-workers are a bunch of teenyboppers, or just flat-out arses. - Turkeyasylum

9 You can name all of a YouTuber's videos, but not your aunt's name

Oh my goodness, the pure sadness. I actually don't know my aunt's name! I just refer to her as my aunt... - keycha1n

Unless you re out of touch with your relatives besides your immediate family, like me. - Turkeyasylum

Yeah I am not in contact with most of my family.

10 People try to hide their social plans from you when it includes other people you both know

Because you weren't invited and they don't want you showing up

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11 You Are Always Here In The TopTens

Well, this site is very addicting... - FireWasp2004

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12 You're more silent than everyone around you

When in public, yes. When with my friends, the opposite - FireWasp2004

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13 You still live with your parents at age 35

Nah your parents would kick you out. - Plantera

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14 You know nothing about politics

It's so tedious, yet there's never a person in the world who will leave it alone. - PositronWildhawk

Politics are a huge discussion between loyal adult friends. - Turkeyasylum

All that I know that David Cameron is a wally - MichelleReeves

I have no time for that sh - TheAwesomeBrosVotes

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15 You're never sure how to start a conversation

How do you start a conversation? What do I have to say after "Hi" and "What's up"? - FireWasp2004

Well, not my problem if I'm not very open or friendly.. - Ananya

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16 People ask you if you're shy

Everyone who doesn't know me for real thinks that I'm quiet. Not true AT ALL. I would spend a whole day practicing with a sword or plotting revenge if I could. And I have been in fights before. And I talk a lot, like I'm doing now.

When people first meet me, they ask me why I'm so silent and shy, but once they get to know me well enough, they WISH I was - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

Same. Everyone who doesn't know me very well thinks I'm very quiet, and I rarely speak. My friends, on the other hand, know I can be really crazy - Haumea

This happens all the time at my school. The sad thing is that it's true. - Pegasister12

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17 The last time you've dated is when you farted on a date on accident in middle school

Yeah, it's not like there's OTHER people to date, right? Get over it. Messing up with one person does not equal failure, kid.

One traumatic experience may rip your love life to shards. - Turkeyasylum

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