Top Ten Signs You're Socially Awkward

The Top Ten

You have no friends in real life, but tons online

I have friends irl, but I made more friends on this site for some reason. That’s why I joined this site, to make some friends. Way more than I expected

It's easier to make friends online because you don't have to talk face-to-face. Although, I do have a few friends outside of the Internet.

I have no friends in real life. So I just stick to the internet.

It's not easy making friends.
It's really not.

You never know when to join in a conversation

I really want to have more friends at school, but I can never start conversations with people I hardly know.

Countless times have I joined a conversation just to get a "what the hell are you doing? " sort of response from everyone else.

I do. I just hesitate.

:,( sad that only say random things and everybody starts laughing

You've never dated someone for more than a week

I've never dated anyone in my life, though that more because I thought dating someone as a teen is a waste of time and socially counterproductive. - CrimsonShark

Perhaps this item should have been all your relationships have been short implying that you have had them but they didn't work. - Powell

I dated someone for like 4-5 months once. But the rest was definitely a week or so. - BlueTelegraph

I never dated anyone before. I guess I am too shy to approach girls I'm attracted towards. That and the fact that I have no idea what to say without making it awkward or something. - RogerMcBaloney

You're full of massive generalizations, kid. I bet you think being in a relationship is all that matters, huh? How shallow.

You don't laugh once watching an episode of Impractical Jokers

The show Impractical Jokers covers so many types of humor, I don't get how it's possible. And if you hate me for liking the show, go and watch a few of them. You'll change your mind. Although, if you're a younger user (11 or so), wait until you're 13. - Turkeyasylum

Believe me, I'm socially awkward, but this show is just too funny not to at least laugh all the way through. - Britgirl

I'm 14 and this show is ridiculously funny, I just laugh all through the episode

Oh, that's not possible. - Jasmine21064

You're a loner

Not always a bad thing.

I sometime find peace being alone and get sleepy all the way. Haha

I prefer to be a loner.

Yeah...

You're more silent than everyone around you

This is so me. My god, I can be silent for a whole day when I need to

Again, I prefer to be.

Oh dang, that's me.

Me.

You know all of the writers for a TV show, and the actors in a hit movie, but you don't know your neighbor's name

Oh, saying movie junkies are awkward? You have a lot to learn in life, kid. I suggest starting soon.

It's because nobody cares, except movie junkies.

I can relate to this.

I don't know either.

You're never sure how to start a conversation

I always ask personal questions to begin with or just say hi. I simply don't know what to say.

Usually I just sit quietly and ignore people who try to talk to me.
I have to survive somehow.

Well, not my problem if I'm not very open or friendly..

My only problem on this list

You have never talked to any of your co-workers outside of work.

Who cares? You work for money, not to talk to weirdos.

There's an exception of your co-workers are a bunch of teenyboppers, or just flat-out arses. - Turkeyasylum

You don't have a job

You must be since you're 13, kid. You make all these statements of who else is awkward when you're the hypocrite here.

Well, you have to talk to other people in a job interview apparently. Who knew?

I'm too young for a job.

I'm still a teen.

The Contenders

You can name all of a YouTuber's videos, but not your aunt's name

Oh my goodness, the pure sadness. I actually don't know my aunt's name! I just refer to her as my aunt... - keycha1n

Unless you re out of touch with your relatives besides your immediate family, like me. - Turkeyasylum

Yeah I am not in contact with most of my family.

Uhhh... not many people know the names of all Youtubers' videos - BorisRule

You Are Always Here In The TopTens

Am I socially awkward?

I'm one of those people.._.

Kind of.

Yeah

People ask you if you're shy

Everyone who doesn't know me for real thinks that I'm quiet. Not true AT ALL. I would spend a whole day practicing with a sword or plotting revenge if I could. And I have been in fights before. And I talk a lot, like I'm doing now.

Yeahhh looll
whenever people actually know me they know I'm not THAT shy - Luckys

Same. Everyone who doesn't know me very well thinks I'm very quiet, and I rarely speak. My friends, on the other hand, know I can be really crazy - Haumea

This happens all the time at my school. The sad thing is that it's true. - Pegasister12

People try to hide their social plans from you when it includes other people you both know

Because you weren't invited and they don't want you showing up

You know nothing about politics

It's so tedious, yet there's never a person in the world who will leave it alone.

Politics are a huge discussion between loyal adult friends.

All that I know that David Cameron is a wally

I do, but very little.

You only said "Hi" to someone then walk away
You still live with your parents at age 35

Nah your parents would kick you out. - Plantera

Yeah, it s a key sign. - Turkeyasylum

Either that or you’re just a lazy person who either failed college or couldn’t get a job - Randomator

You're the most silent partner in a group project
The last time you've dated is when you farted on a date on accident in middle school

Yeah, it's not like there's OTHER people to date, right? Get over it. Messing up with one person does not equal failure, kid.

One traumatic experience may rip your love life to shards. - Turkeyasylum

That's disgusting - BorisRule

I never dated someone before. - Jasmine21064

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