Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Tumblr Girl

From my research online, but I don't have a tumblr.

The Top Ten

1 They Are a Hipster, Emo or Hippie

I'm can be all of these but I don't have tumbler

Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? Piercings, short hair, obscure hair dye color, radical feminist, special snowflake, on cis people especially men and how everyone is privileged.

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2 They Insult Men and Praise Women

Listen up; I'm a proud feminist and I am a male. Feminism is NOT placing women above men! The purpose of feminism is to make men and women equal! Stop complaining, seriously and grow a pair you sad whingey 40 year olds.

Also a sign that you're talking to a radical feminist. - RiverClanRocks

Also fat and have short green hair

I hate these "feminists." They're not even feminists, they're feminazis. There are literally girls who aren't allowed to go to school, and here they are talking about "stare rape." - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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3 They Worship Homosexuals

I'm all for equal rights but these people treat being gay as if it is a heroic act. - NicholasYellow

Should've seen tumblr when gay marriage was legalized, also they love gay shippings. - ToptenPizza

Gays. lesbians, and everything in-between are great but they're not the deities or great heroes everyone on Tumblr makes them out to be.

I'm all for lgbt but fetishizing them and pushing their agenda just isn't right

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4 They Go On a Rant Whenever They Talk About a Topic

In tumblr there is no possible way to hate on someone for their opinion, you can only like it, or if you really love it reblog, so tumblr girls tend to have no self control. - ToptenPizza

5 They Have a Strange Obsession Over a Topic

I like the Percy Jackson fandoms. Anyway, you can find a fan account for any band, book, show, anything. Tumblr has it all. - ToptenPizza

I never understood how people can be fixtated on one topic for years. There is a fine line between "I like this T.V. show." and "I have stalked the voice actor on multiple occasions." - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 If You Compliment Them They Respond With "I'm No Where Near Pretty, But Your Gorg!"

A tumblr girl's favorite activity is staring off into the distance, with a qoute about life and telling people she's ugly for sympathy. - ToptenPizza

7 They Are Very Sarcastic

Tumblr's language is sarcasm. - ToptenPizza

8 She Is Wearing a Crop Top and High Waisted Shorts

Crop tops are disgusting. - RockFashionista

I'm wearing jeans and a sweater

9 If You Make a Sexist Joke, She Kills You

Tumblr is the no-sexism (unless it's against men) zone. - ToptenPizza

They're so overly sensitive

10 Spends 90% of the Time On the Computer On Tumblr

Tumblr isn't THAT addictive. It's just a little. - ToptenPizza

The Contenders

11 They are Pansexual

Pansexual is not a real sexuality, you are either: Bisexual, straight, homosexual, or asexual. That's because there's only two genders and you're either attracted to: One, both, or neither.

12 They think they are not a gender

They make up genders all the time or claim that it doesn't exist. It's completely stupid. I can do one right now: I'm an fjregihenrklksfmrkgender, which means I have no gender because it doesn't exist!

13 They Use Made Up Words They Found Online
14 If you even hint that you don't spend nearly every waking hour thinking about bleeding heart causes, they condemn you
15 They Believe There Are a Million Genders
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