Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Tumblr Girl

I am female, and Tumblr thinks feminism is something that it isn’t. Feminism IS treating women equal to men. Feminism ISN'T believing women should be treated better than men.

Also a sign that you're talking to a radical feminist.

According to tumblr search thingy:
Men are pigs, men are gross
Women are strong, women are beautiful

Maybe menimists have something to be angry over.

Well, that's Tumblr for you

Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? Piercings, short hair, obscure hair dye color, radical feminist, special snowflake, on cis people especially men and how everyone is privileged.

I'm can be all of these but I don't have tumbler

Gays. lesbians, and everything in-between are great but they're not the deities or great heroes everyone on Tumblr makes them out to be.

I'm all for equal rights but these people treat being gay as if it is a heroic act.

Should've seen tumblr when gay marriage was legalized, also they love gay shippings.

Well written lesbian/straight ship/couple:
Tumblr: Did you hear something? I didn’t hear anything.
Skinny man staring at buff, older guy:
Tumblr: Ship art, fetish art, crappy fanfiction.

I like the Percy Jackson fandoms. Anyway, you can find a fan account for any band, book, show, anything. Tumblr has it all.

I never understood how people can be fixtated on one topic for years. There is a fine line between "I like this T.V. show." and "I have stalked the voice actor on multiple occasions."

I'm not a tumblr girl (i'm 10 and I'm too young for it) but I'm obsessed with Southpark (Yes, I know I'm 10 and I watch Southpark)

I have an obsession with the singer Halsey

In tumblr there is no possible way to hate on someone for their opinion, you can only like it, or if you really love it reblog, so tumblr girls tend to have no self control.

I like tumblr and this fits me perfectly lol.

A tumblr girl's favorite activity is staring off into the distance, with a qoute about life and telling people she's ugly for sympathy.

Tumblr's language is sarcasm.

They make up genders all the time or claim that it doesn't exist. It's completely stupid. I can do one right now: I'm an fjregihenrklksfmrkgender, which means I have no gender because it doesn't exist!

Oh, I identify as a catfish, and this insults me!

Pansexuality is real because people are allowed to identify as whatever they want as long as it's not something like "spacegender" or "demixirl". If someone is uncomfortable with their birth gender and wants to identify as agender, that's fine. I can understand how people can have no gender. Biologically they are still their birth gender, but people need to respect what's in their head. However, there's no such thing as a gender that feels like a forest or the ocean or space or whatever. You either have a gender or you don't. Tumblr just makes up dumb things like "oh I'm 50% girl on Tuesday and on the other days I am fluctuating between magigender and slimegender. And when I eat eggplant, I turn into Superman"

Pansexual is not a real sexuality, you are either: Bisexual, straight, homosexual, or asexual. That's because there's only two genders and you're either attracted to: One, both, or neither.

Pansexual is real because intersex people exist.

I have a friend who's pan...

I'm wearing jeans and a sweater

Crop tops are disgusting.

A bit of an exaggeration perhaps, but accurate. These people make up "genders" to fit their snowflake worldview-"LUK AT MEEE I M SPESHUL"-despite being unforgivably, mind-numbingly stupid. There are only two genders, male and female-even a four-year-old knows that, and yet these people have deluded themselves to believe otherwise, beyond all logic or reason.
(The other comment is a typo-the user meant to put "two". Well, either that or it's a Tumblr sockpuppet.)

Actually, they believe there are 312 genders, when there are really only three.

There are 2 or 3. Male, female, maybe non-binary.

Tumblr is the no-sexism (unless it's against men) zone.

They're so overly sensitive

Only if it's against women.

Tumblr isn't THAT addictive. It's just a little.

I spend 98% of time on TheTopTens!