Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Tumblr GirlFrom my research online, but I don't have a tumblr.
The Top Ten
Listen up; I'm a proud feminist and I am a male. Feminism is NOT placing women above men! The purpose of feminism is to make men and women equal! Stop complaining, seriously and grow a pair you sad whingey 40 year olds.
I would agree with the part about feminism not placing women above men if it was 1845. - 3DG20
Also fat and have short green hair
Also a sign that you're talking to a radical feminist. - RiverClanRocks
Well, that's Tumblr for you - SirSkeletorThe3rd
I'm can be all of these but I don't have tumbler
Am I the only one noticing a pattern here? Piercings, short hair, obscure hair dye color, radical feminist, special snowflake, on cis people especially men and how everyone is privileged.
Want to see selfies of hipsters, with quotes?
Just go to tumblr, you'll find idiots! - ToptenPizza
I thought the LGBT+ rights movement was to show that LGBT+ people are just like straight and cis people. - RoseWeasley
Well written lesbian/straight ship/couple:
Tumblr: Did you hear something? I didn’t hear anything.
Skinny man staring at buff, older guy:
Tumblr: Ship art, fetish art, crappy fanfiction. - RoseWeasley
I'm all for equal rights but these people treat being gay as if it is a heroic act. - NicholasYellow
Should've seen tumblr when gay marriage was legalized, also they love gay shippings. - ToptenPizza
I like the Percy Jackson fandoms. Anyway, you can find a fan account for any band, book, show, anything. Tumblr has it all. - ToptenPizza
I'm not a tumblr girl (i'm 10 and I'm too young for it) but I'm obsessed with Southpark (Yes, I know I'm 10 and I watch Southpark)
It is not strange.
I have an obsession with the singer Halsey
I like tumblr and this fits me perfectly lol. - whattheheckamidoing
In tumblr there is no possible way to hate on someone for their opinion, you can only like it, or if you really love it reblog, so tumblr girls tend to have no self control. - ToptenPizza
A tumblr girl's favorite activity is staring off into the distance, with a qoute about life and telling people she's ugly for sympathy. - ToptenPizza
Tumblr's language is sarcasm. - ToptenPizza
Crop tops are disgusting. - RockFashionista
I'm wearing jeans and a sweater
Only if it's against women. - WheresMyGuitarPick
Tumblr is the no-sexism (unless it's against men) zone. - ToptenPizza
They're so overly sensitive
I spend 98% of time on TheTopTens!
Tumblr isn't THAT addictive. It's just a little. - ToptenPizza
I have a friend who's pan...
Pansexual is not a real sexuality, you are either: Bisexual, straight, homosexual, or asexual. That's because there's only two genders and you're either attracted to: One, both, or neither.
Pansexual is real because intersex people exist. - AliciaMae
Pansexuality is real because people are allowed to identify as whatever they want as long as it's not something like "spacegender" or "demixirl". If someone is uncomfortable with their birth gender and wants to identify as agender, that's fine. I can understand how people can have no gender. Biologically they are still their birth gender, but people need to respect what's in their head. However, there's no such thing as a gender that feels like a forest or the ocean or space or whatever. You either have a gender or you don't. Tumblr just makes up dumb things like "oh I'm 50% girl on Tuesday and on the other days I am fluctuating between magigender and slimegender. And when I eat eggplant, I turn into Superman"
Oh, I identify as a catfish, and this insults me! - someguyintheworld
They make up genders all the time or claim that it doesn't exist. It's completely stupid. I can do one right now: I'm an fjregihenrklksfmrkgender, which means I have no gender because it doesn't exist!
I think it's kinda interesting to believe you're the reincarnation of an animal or mythical creature, but Tumblr girls take it too far. - RoseWeasley
I’m a therian, but I hate therians who are always wolves. Why is it always wolves? Either that or cats. Being a striped hyena therian, I feel very discluded because of all these “wolves”
Otherkin/therians for you. They like the woods? They’re a wolf. They enjoy canned tuna? They’re a cat. They feel extremely happy around fire? They’re a dragon. Unsurprisingly, you never see an uncool therian or otherkin of any kind.
When I felt pubic hair on my face, I knew it. I was part crab louse! - someguyintheworld
Actually, despite also being a wolf therian, I am also a hyena and a rat. (Poly therian) so not all theriotypes are “cool.”
I know why people hate us though, it probably doesn’t make sense to humans.
There are 2 or 3. Male, female, maybe non-binary. - RoseWeasley
Actually, they believe there are 312 genders, when there are really only three. - AliciaMae
A bit of an exaggeration perhaps, but accurate. These people make up "genders" to fit their snowflake worldview-"LUK AT MEEE I M SPESHUL"-despite being unforgivably, mind-numbingly stupid. There are only two genders, male and female-even a four-year-old knows that, and yet these people have deluded themselves to believe otherwise, beyond all logic or reason.
(The other comment is a typo-the user meant to put "two". Well, either that or it's a Tumblr sockpuppet.)
Who does't litterly every one dose that