Top Ten Silliest Ideas for Movies

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The Top Ten

1 The Drying of Paint

Ever heard of the term "like watching paint dry"? Now you can experience it with the three hour long movie of paint drying on a wall! - Wolftail

IMDb called, they said, they rate this a movie a perfect 10/10. Thought provoking movie that lies greater messages of life inside. - StephanTheIdiot

Really, cosmo should star in that movie - Princesssmooth

What is that? A movie about paint drying for 2 hours? - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

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2 The Shoe Shop

A man goes to buy new shoes, and goes on a (not so) thrilling journey through the city! Once he is there, he must battle swarms of annoying little children to get to the shop assistant, and find the perfect shoe! But wait, something terrible has happened. The man has no money! He quests back to his house, finds the money, and gets back at the shop in time for lunch. The happy ending is where the man walks out of the shop with a nice new pair of shoes. - Wolftail

I'd love to see a sequel as this is my favorite movie from 2015. - DislikeMyComment

Some dumbаss movie about some guy buying the what are those 11s

Get me some damn lebron 12s

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3 A Blank Screen

What it's like waiting for the movie to start. - AnonymousChick

The tickets cost two million Bucks NO REFUND

Just an hour and a half of a blank screen. - Wolftail

This would be a boring movie, and an awkward one too. Its just staring into nothing but a blanck screen.

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4 Revenge of the Toys

One night a boy is attacked by all his childhood toys. Luckily, he is armed for a zombie apocalypse. Will he make it out of his house alive and destroy all the toys? This movie is rated M. - Wolftail

I'd like to see this actually... - letdot52

SO PLAY.. NICE!

One day, a girl named Alicia goes outside to get some fresh air. But suddenly, Alicia gets invited to a 4 day sleepover. Alicia eventually goes. While Alicia is at the sleepover, her dolls, stuffed animals and figures comes to life and tries to get Alicia back home.

Rated R for twerking animals and sum nudity. - JaysTop10List

5 The Sad Life of a Pencil

He was just like the others. Number two, they called him. "Hey dude, the humans are just using you! You have no sentimental value! ". Why couldn't his parents have been lead pencils? He was nearing the end of his life, and was too short to stick himself in a pencil sharpener. Oh, how he longed to stick it in, and keep it there forever. And, better yet, she swallowed he shavings. - YBTdoctor

The life story of a pencil, from the first time it's being used to the point where it's too small for any use or gets accidentally dropped in a wood chipper. - Wolftail

Thanks to a certain user, we now have a script for this movie - styLIShT

6 The Journey of an Old Lady

The funny thing about this list: Besides awful movies, every single one of these ideas would make a fabulous Monty Python sketch. - PetSounds

It's not her life story, it's her trip to the bus stop! - Wolftail

7 A Guy Falls Over
8 Sparkly Blue Unicorns On A Quest To Planet Hufflepuff

Still more interesting that watching paint dry. - Lasvegasxavier

Lol that would be funny - JaysTop10List

I wouldn't mind this movie. - Minecraftcrazy530

Protect the hufflepuffs!

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9 War of Glue

A battle starts in a future time, and people only have glue products to defend themselves! Who will win? - Wolftail

It sounds like a Hunger Games rip-off. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Rain

It is raining in the local park! When will it stop? - Wolftail

I have a great idea for this one. - funnyuser

Critics are calling this movie the best Thriller ever. The movie we've all been waiting for.

RAIN!

When will it ever go away? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

The Contenders

11 The 10 Hour Film Where You Watch Someone Sleep: Extended Edition

I don't watch movies if things I already see through a window in real life

It would be boring, unless the person has the most ridiculous snores ever! - Minecraftcrazy530

If there's an extended edition, that must mean that there's a first movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A filmmaker named Andy Warhol made a movie of a guy sleeping for 5 1/2 hrs. The movie is called “Sleep”

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12 Sexy Spoons

This list seems to get weirder as I scroll down!

I would beg my mum to let me see this - eng123

I never knew spoons could be sexy! - eng123

How can spoons be sexy... oh wait - styLIShT

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13 Time to Eat a Shoe

Tim is bored so he decides to eat a shoe. - JaysTop10List

14 A Shoe's Life

The life of a shoe, from creation to being thumped onto a piece of gum at school! - Stormver101

15 40 Minutes of Mayonnaise

Yum, mayonnaise! - eng123

16 That Gum's Life Story

The story of a piece of gum, which gets chewed, put underneath a table at a greasy diner, taken off by the waitress, thrown away, and causes a poor bird to die. - Turkeyasylum

17 Caillou: The Movie

This would be a terrible movie, please don't ever make this movie.

Caillou dies in this movie - TwilightKitsune

Caillou rages war on his friends. First CaiIlou buys illegal guns and goes to a night cub. He gets super loaded on crack, pot, cocaine, painkillers, glue, and every other drug. His mom finds out and he murders his mom (super bloody scene). He then gets in his dad's Lamborghini playing super explicit music. He gets out of his car and flirts with Dora The Explorer AND KILLS HER! In the end everyone dies in Callous's hometown! In theatres December 19th, 2020! Rolling Stone- Masterpiece!
Rated R for: Crude content, strong violence, gory scenes of war, strong drug use, and every curse ever used 200+ times by 5 year olds - TopTenListmaker

18 Globe Spinning

An hour of someone spinning a plastic globe! How many countries can you name? - Wolftail

19 Another Spider-Man Reboot
20 Two People Kissing for Twelve Hours
21 A Guy Mowing His Lawn: In 3D

A 2-hour special all about watching a guy mow his lawn. - Comi03

3D! I wanna see it! I wonder if there's a sequel to it. A part 2 in which he'll mow the front lawn! - Catlover2004

It must be boring, even for the guy who is mowing his lawn. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A man mows his lawn. He starts up the lawnmower, only to see it cannot work due to depression. He must burn a peice of Jewellery in a volcano in order to cure his African lawnmower - TwilightKitsune

22 The Growing Beard 3-d
23 Grass Growing

A movie about grass growing (get it). The movie will be 7 hours long and there will be cameos of celebrities feet walking on the grass.

24 The Life of Gloves Trilogy

One winter, Emma drops her gloves in a snowbank at her local ski resort. Emma's family has left, and it's up to the gloves to get back to her, before they get scrapped--or even worse--Emma grows out of them.t - BlueTopazIceVanilla

25 The Life of a Lipstick

The story of a 7 year old girls lipstick as it gets taken away from its friends in a store, meets new friends at the 7 year olds house, but then one day the lipstick got lost and was found by a 750 pound middle aged man. The lipstick is now used by him. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

26 Snow
27 Peppa Pig: The Movie
28 24 Hour of Michael Bay In a Nutshell
29 A Valley of Flowers That Talk

"Oh! Do you see my petals? They are the most blush, purple, and prettiest of you all! " "Hey, check out my stem. It's the most green lush thing on the planet! Everyone wants this! Including my leaves. They are the curliest and most delicate of them all! " Talking plants: VAIN AS APHRODITE. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

30 Trolololololol You Can Only See Me In the Movie
31 Baking Bread
32 Goteem: The Movie

Maybe it shows all the Vines that mention Deez Nuts. That would be fun, but when I watch funny stuff in one sitting its not funny anymore. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A movie about the Deez Nuts Guy - lelennyface

33 Really Long Computer Update

Bob decides to finally update his computer, but when its taking too long. He waits for exactly 9 HOUR AND 36 MINUTES!

34 The Sad Life of a Pizza
35 The 100 Hour Movie of Leaves Falling from Trees
36 Harry Potter Without Magic

HAHA

37 My Fabulous Online Romance With Someone I've Never Met, and All the Minions Who Adore Us

Britgirl and Keyson anyone? - Elina

38 The Secret Life of Justin Bieber
39 The Toilet Heroes

Simple. A group of kids have to fix toilets. - robertoiglesias271

40 Doc McStuffins: The Movie

That would be better than watching paint dry.

41 The Broken Ipod
42 Who Farted?: A Butt's Story
43 The Growing of Grass
44 Man Getting Hit by Football

That is one of my favorite Simpsons moments!

45 Filler Movie

The movie is just a filler

46 Donuts Falling On a Screen: Gif Edition

So the whole first movie was a picture of falling donuts. I'd ask for my money back. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Laughed so hard at this one!

47 Billy's Adventures In Fire Hydrant Land
48 Titanic II

It's sad that they actually made this one.

49 Twilight 6
50 Birdemic and the Room Crossover
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1. The Shoe Shop
2. Revenge of the Toys
3. The Drying of Paint
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1. A Guy Falls Over
2. Time to Eat a Shoe
3. Two People Kissing for Twelve Hours
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1. A Blank Screen
2. A Guy Falls Over
3. A Shoe's Life
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