Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

The Top Ten

1 A Chair

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle

UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk

2 A Glass of Milk

Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

3 A Rock

Nah...won't help - Ananya

Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

4 A Book

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n

They are not books, they are the key to depth of the soul.. - Ananya

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List

"Touch the book...LICK THE BOOK..." - xandermartin98

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5 A Box
6 A Door
7 Cho Chang from Harry Potter
8 A Bar of Soap

Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k

9 Bread

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99

10 Dirt

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail

This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212

12 Mud

Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12

13 An Ironing Board

LOL. I can just imagine a person humping an ironing board and another person ironing them. - birdechosplash

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14 Yourself

You see yourself everyday...what thr heck?

15 Your Mom
16 Krabby Patty

Ahem SpongeBob? - bobbythebrony

Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight

17 A Shoe
18 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series more.

No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks

What's this? - Ananya

Kill me now �"�

19 One of Your Parents
20 Your Sibling

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan

Yes Cersei and Jaime

That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc

21 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Donald, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

22 A Toilet

Toilet, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

23 Alphys from Undertale

Can't blame me. - xandermartin98

24 Poop

This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"

25 A used tampon
26 Invader Zim Invader Zim Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon. The series centers on an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his mission to conquer Earth and enslave the human race along with his malfunctioning robot servant GIR.

I'm crying - scarmark

27 Mettaton Mettaton Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"
28 Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Ace_of_spades

29 Elmo Elmo Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
30 A TopTenner

I have a crush on one. He starts with S. - birdechosplash

31 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.
32 Winamp Winamp
33 Mr. Clean

I'm not joking. I used to have a crush on him. - PerfectImpulseX

34 Pizza Crust

The nuttiest crush!

I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n

35 A Gorilla
36 The State of Wyoming

It's just a rectangular shaped state - TheKirbyCreeper999

37 School
38 A Computer Mouse

LOL! I am liying in bed while reading this and I almost laughed out loud! - birdechosplash

39 A Crumpet
40 D.W. from Arthur
41 Fawful Fawful Fawful, known in Japan as Gerakobits, is a fictional character appearing in the Mario & Luigi series of role-playing video games developed by AlphaDream.
42 Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
43 Francis from Super Paper Mario
44 Temmie from Undertale
45 Skeletons
46 Bill Cipher Bill Cipher Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He more.
47 The Illuminati
48 Sandwiches
49 Toadette Toadette Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.
50 Your Reflection In the Mirror
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1. A Chair
2. A Glass of Milk
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1. Yourself
2. Your Mom
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