Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

The Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

1 A Chair

UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk

*says awkwardly*: High *bluches* chair - Oliversky

2 A Glass of Milk

When I was a toddler, I LOVED my bottles.

Don't spill it. - mattstat716

Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

3 A Rock

I have a crush on my pet rock named We Will Rock You! :D
Hmm... maybe I should name him Rocky Raccoon instead. What do you think? - Misfire

Why would you do this? Roclo proves to you that rocks are just silly to have a crush on.

Nah...won't help - Ananya

Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

4 A Book

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n

They are not books, they are the key to depth of soul.. - Ananya

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List

Crush? It's love! Love for mah dear books... - Ananya

5 A Door

Seriously who did this list so stupid like yourself.

6 A Box

The sexy box! Hahaaa - JaysTop10List

7 A Bar of Soap

Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k

8 Cho Chang from Harry Potter

what - KadenYung

9 Dirt

*dies of laughing* - Userguy44

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212

10 Bread

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail

This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212

Yeah! It's super silly - Sugarcubecorner

People,if I ever tell you I have a crush on justin beiber,take me to the hospital because I’ve probably got Alzheimer’s.

12 An Ironing Board

This is the funniest list eve

13 Mud

Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12

14 Yourself

Why would I have a crush on myself? Nothing about me is attractive at all. Lol - Misfire

Me: Me, will you marry me?
Me: I'm sorry, it's not you, er me, me, it's just me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry myself.
Me: *Comes back to sanity from taking LSD.*
Me: Oh, hi me.
Me: We're married, me.
Me: Oh.

I don't know what that was. - MaxAurelius


I don't have a crush on myself, not because I am ugly, but because I'm just not my type - styLIShT

15 Your Mom

Numbah 1. She's my MOM! That is so wrong!
Numbah two. I'm straight! - Misfire

16 A Shoe

That would be very weird.

17 One of Your Parents
18 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Donald, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

He already married Melania.

19 Your Sibling

Actually Albert Einstein marry his cousin his second wife - Kevinsidis

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan

Yes Cersei and Jaime

That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc

20 Krabby Patty

Ahem SpongeBob? - bobbythebrony

Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight

21 A used tampon

Eew that's grose

22 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series more.

No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks

What's this? - Ananya

Kill me now �"�

23 Poop

Trudy Walker from koit

This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"

24 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

Little kids love him

I want to be inside of his big fat gurgly tummy (not a vorephile)

25 A Toilet


Toilet, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

26 Alphys from Undertale

Can't blame me. - xandermartin98

27 Mettaton Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"

Even worst than Alphys.

28 Your Reflection In the Mirror


29 A TopTenner

Unless you both happen to have a very close relationship in real life. I don't know anyone on this website like this. How did I end up here? - MaxAurelius

It's kinda happening right now. (Britboy has a crush on britgirl cough) - TeamRocket747

Well, that is not a very good idea, is it.

30 Invader Zim Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon. The series centers on an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his mission to conquer Earth and enslave the human race along with his malfunctioning robot servant GIR.

I'm crying - scarmark

31 The Illuminati
32 Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Ace_of_spades

33 Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Nah it's normal. - TeamRocket747


Lmao he at 69 - TeamRocket747

34 Nicki Minaj's Butt
35 Edward Cullen Edward Cullen is a fictional character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. He is featured in the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, and their corresponding film adaptations, and the as yet unfinished novel Midnight Sun—a re-telling of the events of Twilight from Edward's perspective. more.
36 Elmo Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
37 Po (Teletubbies)
38 Winamp
39 Mr. Clean

I'm not joking. I used to have a crush on him. - PerfectImpulseX

40 Ice Cream

I think my old friend had a crush on ice cream it was kinda funny - trains45

41 Pizza Crust


The nuttiest crush!

I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n

42 A Gorilla
43 The State of Wyoming

It's just a rectangular shaped state - TheKirbyCreeper999

44 School
45 A Computer Mouse
46 A Crumpet
47 D.W. from Arthur
48 Fawful Fawful, known in Japan as Gerakobits, is a fictional character appearing in the Mario & Luigi series of role-playing video games developed by AlphaDream.
49 Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
50 Francis from Super Paper Mario
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