1 A Chair
Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle
UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?
I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk
2 A Glass of Milk
Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
3 A Rock
Nah...won't help - Ananya
Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan
4 A Book
I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n
They are not books, they are the key to depth of the soul.. - Ananya
You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List
"Touch the book...LICK THE BOOK..." - xandermartin98
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5 A Box
6 A Door
7 Cho Chang from Harry Potter
8 A Bar of Soap
Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k
Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99
Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212
11 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.
Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail
This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212
Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12
13 An Ironing Board
LOL. I can just imagine a person humping an ironing board and another person ironing them. - birdechosplash
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You see yourself everyday...what thr heck?
15 Your Mom
16 Krabby Patty
Ahem SpongeBob? - bobbythebrony
Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight
17 A Shoe
18 Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series ...read more.
No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks
What's this? - Ananya
Kill me now �"�
19 One of Your Parents
20 Your Sibling
If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan
Yes Cersei and Jaime
That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc
21 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
Donald, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
22 A Toilet
Toilet, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
23 Alphys from Undertale
Can't blame me. - xandermartin98
This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"
25 A used tampon
26 Invader Zim
Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon. The series centers on an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his mission to conquer Earth and enslave the human race along with his malfunctioning robot servant GIR.
I'm crying - scarmark
Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"
Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Ace_of_spades
Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
30 A TopTenner
I have a crush on one. He starts with S. - birdechosplash
31 Barney The Dinosaur
Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.
33 Mr. Clean
I'm not joking. I used to have a crush on him. - PerfectImpulseX
34 Pizza Crust
The nuttiest crush!
I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n
35 A Gorilla
36 The State of Wyoming
It's just a rectangular shaped state - TheKirbyCreeper999
38 A Computer Mouse
LOL! I am liying in bed while reading this and I almost laughed out loud! - birdechosplash
39 A Crumpet
40 D.W. from Arthur
Fawful, known in Japan as Gerakobits, is a fictional character appearing in the Mario & Luigi series of role-playing video games developed by AlphaDream.
42 Weird Al Yankovic
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
43 Francis from Super Paper Mario
44 Temmie from Undertale
46 Bill Cipher
Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He ...read more.
47 The Illuminati
Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.
50 Your Reflection In the Mirror