Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

The Top Ten

1 A Chair

UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk

2 A Glass of Milk

Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

3 A Rock

Nah...won't help - Ananya

Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

4 A Book

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n

They are not books, they are the key to depth of the soul.. - Ananya

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List

"Touch the book...LICK THE BOOK..." - xandermartin98

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5 A Box
6 A Door
7 Cho Chang from Harry Potter
8 A Bar of Soap

Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k

9 Bread

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99

10 Dirt

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail

This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212

12 Mud

Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12

13 An Ironing Board

LOL. I can just imagine a person humping an ironing board and another person ironing them. - birdechosplash

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14 Yourself

You see yourself everyday...what thr heck?

15 Your Mom
16 Krabby Patty

Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight

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17 A Shoe
18 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series more.

No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks

What's this? - Ananya

Kill me now �"�

19 One of Your Parents
20 Your Sibling

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan

Yes Cersei and Jaime

That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc

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