Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On
The Top Ten
UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?
Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle
I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk
When I was a toddler, I LOVED my bottles.
Don't spill it. - mattstat716
Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
I have a crush on my pet rock named We Will Rock You! :D
Hmm... maybe I should name him Rocky Raccoon instead. What do you think? - Misfire
Why would you do this? Roclo proves to you that rocks are just silly to have a crush on.
Nah...won't help - Ananya
Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan
I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n
They are not books, they are the key to depth of soul.. - Ananya
You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List
Crush? It's love! Love for mah dear books... - Ananya
Seriously who did this list so stupid like yourself.
The sexy box! Hahaaa - JaysTop10List
Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k
what - KadenYung
*dies of laughing* - Userguy44
Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212
Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99
Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail
This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212
Yeah! It's super silly - Sugarcubecorner
People,if I ever tell you I have a crush on justin beiber,take me to the hospital because I’ve probably got Alzheimer’s.
This is the funniest list eve
Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12
Why would I have a crush on myself? Nothing about me is attractive at all. Lol - Misfire
Me: Me, will you marry me?
Me: I'm sorry, it's not you, er me, me, it's just me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry myself.
Me: *Comes back to sanity from taking LSD.*
Me: Oh, hi me.
Me: We're married, me.
I don't know what that was. - MaxAurelius
I don't have a crush on myself, not because I am ugly, but because I'm just not my type - styLIShT
Numbah 1. She's my MOM! That is so wrong!
Numbah two. I'm straight! - Misfire
That would be very weird.
Donald, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
He already married Melania.
Actually Albert Einstein marry his cousin his second wife - Kevinsidis
If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan
Yes Cersei and Jaime
That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc
Ahem SpongeBob? - bobbythebrony
Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight
Eew that's grose
No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks
What's this? - Ananya
Kill me now �"�
Trudy Walker from koit
This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"
Little kids love him
I want to be inside of his big fat gurgly tummy (not a vorephile)
TOILET! YOU ARE THE MOST USEFUL PART OF MY DAY!
Toilet, can you marry me! - micahisthebest
Can't blame me. - xandermartin98
Even worst than Alphys.
Unless you both happen to have a very close relationship in real life. I don't know anyone on this website like this. How did I end up here? - MaxAurelius
It's kinda happening right now. (Britboy has a crush on britgirl cough) - TeamRocket747
Well, that is not a very good idea, is it.
I'm crying - scarmark
Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Ace_of_spades
Nah it's normal. - TeamRocket747
Lmao he at 69 - TeamRocket747
I'm not joking. I used to have a crush on him. - PerfectImpulseX
PIZZA CRUST! I ATE THE PIZZA, AND NOW I HAVE YOU, MY TRUE LOVE!
The nuttiest crush!
I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n
It's just a rectangular shaped state - TheKirbyCreeper999