Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

The Top Ten

1 A Chair

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle

UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk

Look at that chair. She's hot.

2 A Glass of Milk

When I was a toddler, I LOVED my bottles.

Don't spill it.

3 A Rock

Nah...won't help - Ananya

I have a crush on my pet rock named We Will Rock You! :D
Hmm... maybe I should name him Rocky Raccoon instead. What do you think? - Misfire

Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Why would you do this? Roclo proves to you that rocks are just silly to have a crush on.

4 A Book

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n

They're love itself. - Ananya

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List

Crush? It's love! - Ananya

5 A Door
6 A Box

The sexy box! Hahaaa - JaysTop10List

7 A Bar of Soap

Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k

8 Cho Chang from Harry Potter


9 Dirt

*dies of laughing* - Userguy44

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212

10 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right

This list is hilarious

Yeah! It's super silly

People,if I ever tell you I have a crush on justin beiber,take me to the hospital because I’ve probably got Alzheimer’s.

The Contenders

11 Bread

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99

12 Mud

Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12

13 Yourself

Why would I have a crush on myself? Nothing about me is attractive at all. Lol - Misfire

Me: Me, will you marry me?
Me: I'm sorry, it's not you, er me, me, it's just me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry myself.
Me: *Comes back to sanity from taking LSD.*
Me: Oh, hi me.
Me: We're married, me.
Me: Oh.

I don't know what that was. - MaxAurelius

I don't have a crush on myself, not because I am ugly, but because I'm just not my type - styLIShT

You see yourself everyday...what thr heck?

14 An Ironing Board

This is the funniest list eve

15 A Shoe

That would be very weird.

16 Your Mom

Sweet Home Alabama

Numbah 1. She's my MOM! That is so wrong!
Numbah two. I'm straight!

17 Pizza Crust


The nuttiest crush!

I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n

18 Krabby Patty

Ahem SpongeBob?

Oh god, not that episode...

Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight

19 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

He already married Melania.

20 Your Sibling

Actually Albert Einstein marry his cousin his second wife

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it

Yes Cersei and Jaime

That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t

21 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series more.

No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks

What's this? - Ananya

Kill me now �"�

22 One of Your Parents
23 Poop

Trudy Walker from koit

This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"

24 A used tampon

Eew that's grose

25 A Toilet


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