Top Ten Silliest Things to Have a Crush On

The Top Ten

1 A Chair

UM, obviously you'd have a crush on a boy or girl. For example, I have a crush on a boy named Cal--never mind. I am a girl. Why is this list? It's a joke...right?

Too bad Mrs. Chair is married, I kinda had feelings for her. - DapperPickle

I cherish my crush with all of my hearth, I promise to cushion her falls, and wooden give her up for the world. It's a magical hikea. - PositronWildhawk

2 A Glass of Milk

When I was a toddler, I LOVED my bottles.

Don't spill it. - mattstat716

Milk, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

3 A Rock

Why would you do this? Roclo proves to you that rocks are just silly to have a crush on.

Just make it loo like a handsum anime guy!

Nah...won't help - Ananya

Who says I don't? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

4 A Book

I dare you insult my LIFE! I love my books dearly =)! - keycha1n

They are not books, they are the key to depth of soul.. - Ananya

You may kiss the women who's kissing a man in the book. - JaysTop10List

Crush? It's love! Love for mah dear books... - Ananya

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5 A Box

The sexy box! Hahaaa - JaysTop10List

6 A Door
7 Cho Chang from Harry Potter

what - KadenYung

8 A Bar of Soap

Don't drop the soap! - Delgia2k

9 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Like anyone likes him, if they do they are ages 6-12, deaf, blind, and don't know good music, right - RustyNail

Yeah! It's super silly - Sugarcubecorner

This list is hilarious - minecrafter1212

People,if I ever tell you I have a crush on justin beiber,take me to the hospital because I’ve probably got Alzheimer’s.

10 Bread

Soldier: How is this silly? I teleported bread and she LOVED it! - Zombieman99

The Contenders

11 Dirt

*dies of laughing* - Userguy44

Haha I don't know why this is so funny to me - minecrafter1212

12 Mud

Ha ha! Cool list! - Animefan12

13 Yourself

Me: Me, will you marry me?
Me: I'm sorry, it's not you, er me, me, it's just me.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry myself.
Me: *Comes back to sanity from taking LSD.*
Me: Oh, hi me.
Me: We're married, me.
Me: Oh.

I don't know what that was. - MaxAurelius


I don't have a crush on myself, not because I am ugly, but because I'm just not my type - styLIShT

You see yourself everyday...what thr heck?

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14 An Ironing Board

This is the funniest list eve

15 Your Mom
16 Krabby Patty

Ahem SpongeBob? - bobbythebrony

Happened before. To love a patty, remember? (shudders) -Emberflight

17 A Shoe

That would be very weird.

18 Your Sibling

Actually Albert Einstein marry his cousin his second wife - Kevinsidis

If you are trying to be Cletus from the Simpsons don't go for it - Jkthemanwiththeplan

Yes Cersei and Jaime

That's some Game Of Thrones Sh! t - 12cc

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19 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

He already married Melania.

Donald, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

20 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series more.

No, just no. He's an abomination to the entire universe! - RiverClanRocks

What's this? - Ananya

Kill me now �"�

21 One of Your Parents
22 Poop

Trudy Walker from koit

This is the girl from koit's video "I've done a poo for you"

23 A used tampon

Eew that's grose

24 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

Little kids love him

I want to be inside of his big fat gurgly tummy (not a vorephile)

25 A Toilet


Toilet, can you marry me! - micahisthebest

26 Alphys from Undertale

Can't blame me. - xandermartin98

27 Mettaton Mettaton Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"

Even worst than Alphys.

28 A TopTenner

Unless you both happen to have a very close relationship in real life. I don't know anyone on this website like this. How did I end up here? - MaxAurelius

It's kinda happening right now. (Britboy has a crush on britgirl cough) - TeamRocket747

Well, that is not a very good idea, is it.

29 Invader Zim Invader Zim Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon. The series centers on an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his mission to conquer Earth and enslave the human race along with his malfunctioning robot servant GIR.

I'm crying - scarmark

30 The Illuminati
31 Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Ace_of_spades

32 Your Reflection In the Mirror
33 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.


Nah it's normal. - TeamRocket747

Lmao he at 69 - TeamRocket747

34 Elmo Elmo Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
35 Po (Teletubbies)
36 Winamp Winamp
37 Mr. Clean

I'm not joking. I used to have a crush on him. - PerfectImpulseX

38 Pizza Crust


The nuttiest crush!

I love the WHOLE pizza! - keycha1n

39 A Gorilla
40 The State of Wyoming

It's just a rectangular shaped state - TheKirbyCreeper999

41 School
42 A Computer Mouse
43 A Crumpet
44 D.W. from Arthur
45 Fawful Fawful Fawful, known in Japan as Gerakobits, is a fictional character appearing in the Mario & Luigi series of role-playing video games developed by AlphaDream.
46 Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
47 Francis from Super Paper Mario
48 Temmie from Undertale
49 Skeletons
50 Bill Cipher Bill Cipher Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He more.
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1. A Chair
2. A Glass of Milk
3. Justin Bieber
1. Yourself
2. Your Mom
3. One of Your Parents
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