Top Ten Silliest Things to Read In a Fortune Cookie

The Top Ten
1 A bird is going to poop on your head
2 A dog is going to bark at you
3 You are going to see someone flying a paper plane
4 You are going to hear someone burp
5 Your pet fish is going to eat fish food

No! You don't say!

6 Someone is going to throw water at you
7 You better get another fortune cookie because this one has some bad news
8 You are going to get the hiccups
9 A leaf is going to land on your head
10 You will buy new pants

This is from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

The Contenders
11 You will die
12 You will breathe
13 You are going to say "The" at least a hundred more times today
14 You will eat food
15 You will eat this Fortune Cookie
16 If you want a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
17 Common sense is not so common.
18 You will laugh about this funny statement. NOT NOW THOUGH, YOU IDIOT!
19 You will die... laughing at this weird fortune cookie! That worried you for a second, didn’t it?
20 404: Fortune not found
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