Top Ten Silly Excuses Not to Make Love

Don't feel in the mood for "it"? Tonight? Hey, it happens, but instead of stressing how to get out of it, use this list as a gentle let down. Just don't blame me if it's YOU who ends up sleeping on the sofa

The Top Ten

1 I've, er... got rigor mortis!

What does rigor mortis mean? And what, precisely, is the definition of "make love"? - RockFashionista

2 I can't get out of this yoga position.

Quick! Go into a position before she knocks on the door and looks through the peephole! - Turkeyasylum

3 I'm watching the news. Our town features on it tonight!

This just in, an earthquake of the highest magnitude in the city's history will hit London in just 2 minutes! (It's probably not that high at all) - PositronWildhawk

At least it won't hit LA. The highest earthquake would be like an 8.0-10.0 on the Richter Scale. If you'll excuse me, I'm getting under the desk. - ethanmeinster

In my opinion, this is the most funniest Britgirl list I've ever saw. - JaysTop10List

4 It's only Tuesday!

Tuesday is such an unromantic day. I presume. - PositronWildhawk

Here in Niagara (might be elsewhere also) Tuesday nights are cheap night at the movie theatres. You'd think there'd be more movie dates, then. - BKAllmighty

Oh--er--*making up something fast* Tuesday is spaghetti day! Haha, haha, yeah, so...better get that water boiling, right? Bye!

Also, to answer your question, RockFashionista, the definition of "make love" is to engage in sexual acts with someone, so in other words, to have sex.

5 I'm thinking about your mother

I'm laughing so hard at this. What a silly Excuse. - Mumbizz01

6 I have an important meeting in three days

Haha this is such a silly excuse! :) I love you, Tina! And I love this list! - keyson

7 Got to take the dog for a walk? We don't have a dog? Oh...
8 My hands are all chapped...
9 I'm'm er...I'm thinking!

Wow,. This is the lamest excuse ever... But it's so funny! - IronSabbathPriest

10 I'm not old enough!

If you're still in school.
2010 & 2020 kids.

I don’t know about you, but this seems like a perfectly good excuse.

The Contenders

11 I've lost My memory! Who are you....?

Ah Ha ha! Man, this is the best one on the list yet. - Therandom

If this actually happened... - UglyBull

12 That girl is boring
13 I'd prefer it if we held hands.
14 I'm too bored
15 I have to look out the window
16 I have to dry the sink
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