Top Ten Silly Excuses Not to Make LoveBritgirl Don't feel in the mood for "it"? Tonight? Hey, it happens, but instead of stressing how to get out of it, use this list as a gentle let down. Just don't blame me if it's YOU who ends up sleeping on the sofa
The Top Ten
What does rigor mortis mean? And what, precisely, is the definition of "make love"? - RockFashionista
Quick! Go into a position before she knocks on the door and looks through the peephole! - Turkeyasylum
This just in, an earthquake of the highest magnitude in the city's history will hit London in just 2 minutes! (It's probably not that high at all) - PositronWildhawk
At least it won't hit LA. The highest earthquake would be like an 8.0-10.0 on the Richter Scale. If you'll excuse me, I'm getting under the desk. - ethanmeinster
Hey, why break my back doors in when we can open the back doors to see a live interviewer just outside! - SuperHyperdude
In my opinion, this is the most funniest Britgirl list I've ever saw. - JaysTop10List
Tuesday is such an unromantic day. I presume. - PositronWildhawk
Here in Niagara (might be elsewhere also) Tuesday nights are cheap night at the movie theatres. You'd think there'd be more movie dates, then. - BKAllmighty
I'm laughing so hard at this. What a silly Excuse. - Mumbizz01
Haha this is such a silly excuse! :) I love you, Tina! And I love this list! - keyson
Wow,. This is the lamest excuse ever... But it's so funny! - IronSabbathPriest
Ah Ha ha! Man, this is the best one on the list yet. - TherandomV 1 Comment
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2. I'm watching the news. Our town features on it tonight!
3. I can't get out of this yoga position.
2. I can't get out of this yoga position.
3. I'm watching the news. Our town features on it tonight!