Top Ten Silly Excuses Not to Make Love

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Don't feel in the mood for "it"? Tonight? Hey, it happens, but instead of stressing how to get out of it, use this list as a gentle let down. Just don't blame me if it's YOU who ends up sleeping on the sofa

The Top Ten

1 I've, er... got rigor mortis!

What does rigor mortis mean? And what, precisely, is the definition of "make love"? - RockFashionista

2 I can't get out of this yoga position.

Quick! Go into a position before she knocks on the door and looks through the peephole! - Turkeyasylum

3 I'm watching the news. Our town features on it tonight!

This just in, an earthquake of the highest magnitude in the city's history will hit London in just 2 minutes! (It's probably not that high at all) - PositronWildhawk

At least it won't hit LA. The highest earthquake would be like an 8.0-10.0 on the Richter Scale. If you'll excuse me, I'm getting under the desk. - ethanmeinster

Hey, why break my back doors in when we can open the back doors to see a live interviewer just outside! - SuperHyperdude

In my opinion, this is the most funniest Britgirl list I've ever saw. - JaysTop10List

4 It's only Tuesday!

Tuesday is such an unromantic day. I presume. - PositronWildhawk

Here in Niagara (might be elsewhere also) Tuesday nights are cheap night at the movie theatres. You'd think there'd be more movie dates, then. - BKAllmighty

5 I'm thinking about your mother

I'm laughing so hard at this. What a silly Excuse. - Mumbizz01

6 I have an important meeting in three days

Haha this is such a silly excuse! :) I love you, Tina! And I love this list! - keyson

7 Got to take the dog for a walk? We don't have a dog? Oh...
8 My hands are all chapped...
9 I'm ...er....I'm er...I'm thinking!

Wow,. This is the lamest excuse ever... But it's so funny! - IronSabbathPriest

10 I've lost my...my...er... My memory! Who are you....?

Ah Ha ha! Man, this is the best one on the list yet. - Therandom

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The Contenders

11 I'm not old enough!
12 That girl is boring
13 I'd prefer it if we held hands.
14 I'm too bored
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