Top 10 Singer Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 How do you tell when a bad singer is at the door? A: Can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
2 What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? A: Autotuna

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3 What's the difference between a tenor and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
4 How can you tell when a singer is really stupid? A: When the drummer notices.
5 How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. She just holds on and the world revolves around her.
6 What’s the difference between a lead singer and a pit bull? A: The jewelry.
7 Where is a singer's resonance? A: Where his brain should be.
8 Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
9 What's the difference between a piranha and a female singer? A: The lipstick.
10 It must be terrible for a singer to realize that s/he can never sing again but it's much more terrible if s/he doesn't realize it.

The Contenders

11 What's a punk singer? A: Some guy yelling about anarchy and hurting the government.
12 How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics? A: The center of the universe shifts with every step they take.
13 What's a metal singer? A: Some guy yelling about something he's angry about.
14 What's a rap singer? A: Some guy talking about smackin' some bitch.
15 What's a emo singer? A: Some whiny queer whining about hurting himself because he still loves his ex-girlfriend.
16 What's a pop punk singer? A: Some guy singing about something funny that he did once.
17 What's a reggae singer? A: Some guy singing about smoking weed.
18 What's a country singer? A: Some guy yodel-singing about his darlin'.
19 What's a blues singer? A: Some guy singing about stuff that makes him sad.
20 What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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1. How do you tell when a bad singer is at the door? A: Can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
2. What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? A: Autotuna
3. What's the difference between a tenor and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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