Singers That Should Never Make a Christmas Song

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These singers would ruin the best time of the year for us.

The Top Ten

1 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe". ...read more.

I doubt she could even make a song about Christmas. If she did, then it'd probably wouldn't have the Christmas feel to it. - Misfire

She would ruin Christmas - simpsondude

It would go like this:
Yo my ass be damn sitting
Gathered around my family
Gonna argue over Turkey
And then over the night get horny!
Frightening. - Puga

It would be

Twerking with Santa having so much fun getting high with his rain deer's
The ELF's are having drugs my family grabs my butt
Ooh horny Christmas - ToptenPizza

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2 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

He already did. I heard his song "Mistletoe" (? ) and it didn't really feel like a Christmas song to be honest... - Misfire

Even though he already made one - simpsondude

Actually his Christmas album isn't bad - happyhappyjoyjoy

Yes it is bad

3 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Hemsworth (born Destiny Hope Cyrus), known as Miley Cyrus, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She was born on November 23, 1992, in Franklin, Tennessee, to Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus. Her voice type is Mezzo-Soprano and has 4 octaves. She became a teen idol starring as the ...read more.

Let me guess the title "Twerking Christmas" - simpsondude

Blame her!

Twerking twerking beating up minie mouse Christmas party getting drunk - ToptenPizza

4 Lil Wayne Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American hip hop artist and is often referred to as one of the worst rappers of all time. He was signed to Cash Money Records by Birdman at a young age. Before he became a household name and the artist he is today, he was 1 quarter of the southern rap group The Hot Boys, ...read more.

I cannot imagine what this monstrosity will do to ruin Christmas - simpsondude

5 Lady Gaga Lady Gaga Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. ...read more.

She's already made one. As a HUGE Lady Gaga fan, I do not like it. - PandasNGaga

She also already made one - simpsondude

6 Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She is best known for writing break up songs and for having more than 5 Grammys. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old and after watching a documentary about ...read more.

She already did this! Also, check out her last two albums, she doesn't write about her exes anymore.

She actually did Last Christmas.

It would go like:

I had 9 boyfriends this week, they are jerks they broke up with me, I hate Christmas it is filled with heartaches under the mistletoe, oh, I can't make boys stay, - ToptenPizza

Taylor Swift - Christmas Lyrics

Hey, just got a boyfriend, broke up on Christmas day, can't shake it off, My Christmas is so depressing. - JaysTop10List

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7 Chris Brown Chris Brown Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown (born May 5, 1989) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actor. Born in Tappahannock, Virginia, he was involved in his church choir and several local talent shows from a young age. He is most well known for his physical assault towards the singer Rihanna in ...read more.

Why would he do this - simpsondude

8 Britney Spears Britney Spears Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is an American singer and actress who was born in McComb, Mississippi, and grew up in Kentwood, Louisiana. She performed acting roles in stage productions and television shows like "The Mickey Mouse Club" as a child before signing with Jive Records in 1997 ...read more.

Again I can't imagine this - simpsondude

9 Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Rebecca Black is a YouTube personality and singer who's infamous for her single "Friday," which was once the most disliked video on YouTube. She has also released other songs, including "My Moment" and "Saturday".

She still songs you could check it out on YouTube and she's not a terrible singer. She just made a terrible song and people can't get over that - happyhappyjoyjoy

I don't think she still sings though - simpsondude

10 Rihanna Rihanna Robyn Rihanna Fenty is a Barbadian-American pop singer. Born in Saint Michael and raised in Bridgetown, she first entered the music industry by recording demo tapes under the direction of record producer Evan Rogers in 2003. She ultimately signed a recording contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning ...read more.

She used to be good but now shes a pice of trash - simpsondude

The Contenders

11 Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.

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12 Melanie Martinez Melanie Martinez Melanie Adele Martinez is an American singer and songwriter. Melanie Martinez auditioned for the American television vocal talent show The Voice and became a member of Team Adam.

She already made an christmas song - Gingerbread Man - PugsfromMoon

Waiting for Santa
Under the tree
When he brings me a gift
He traps me
We flew around in the sleigh
Then he dropped me to my dismay
Guess I should have know better than to fly
Cause there’s no point loving a famous guy

13 6ix9ine 6ix9ine Daniel Hernandez, known by his stage name 6ix9ine, also known as Tekashi69 or simply Tekashi, is an American rapper.

The evil human Christmas tree rots in jail

14 Cardi B Cardi B Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, known professionally as Cardi B, is an American rapper, songwriter, television personality and more.

Lord, no. - PandasNGaga

A Very Cardi Christmas
“Yo! I was stripping in front of the Christmas tree
Before I was a rapper
I was riding on Santa’s d***
He gave me bolenciagas as presents
My n****a Offset under the motherf**kin mistletoe
You hoes will get coal in your stocking”

15 Meghan Trainor Meghan Trainor Meghan Elizabeth Trainor is an American singer and songwriter. Trainor's work has been recognized with several awards and nominations, including a Grammy Award, Music Business Association's Breakthrough Artist of the Year accolade and two Billboard Music Awards.
16 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

Eminem - Christmas Song Lyrics

Yo, Slim Shady be buying these candles and burning down the tree. Just got home drunk as a tree and fell to the floor.

I could imagine... - JaysTop10List

He is good but he shouldn't make a Christmas song. - RalphBob

I don't think he's the type for Christmas songs - ToptenPizza

He's the best rapper but he shouldent make Christmas song

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17 Adele Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles ...read more.
18 Tyga Tyga Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.

He would be like "Shake that ass in front of the christmas tree, better save room in that belly for turkey" - venomouskillingmachine

19 2 Chainz 2 Chainz Tauheed Epps, known by his stage names 2 Chainz and formerly Tity Boi, is an American rapper from College Park, Georgia, and is often regarded as one of the most mediocre rappers of recent years. He started out in the southern rap duo Playaz Circle with fellow rapper Dolla Boy, before he would become ...read more.
20 Young Thug Young Thug Jeffrey Lamar Williams, better known by his stage name Young Thug, is an American rapper from Atlanta, Georgia. He became known for his commercial debut single 'Stoner', as well as other songs such as 'Check', 'Digits', and 'Best Friend' ...read more.
21 Dimash Kudaibergen Dimash Kudaibergen Dinmukhamed Kanatuly Kudaibergen (Commonly known as Dimash Kudaibergen born May 24th, 1994) is a Kazakh singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. Dimash is best known as a contestant of a talent show "Singer 2017" in China where he was declared a runner-up. He is also known for possessing a wide ...read more.
22 Dahvie Vanity Dahvie Vanity David Jesus Torres, better known by his stage name Dahvie Vanity, is an American singer-songwriter and rapper born on September 5, 1984, who is best known as one half of Crunkcore duo Blood on the Dance Floor and as the face and creative mind behind Industrial project Sinners are Winners. He is also ...read more.

Please no he better not make a Christmas Song he would ruin Christmas especially with his dumb band Blood on the Dance Floor that would be horrible - Lpsgirl

23 Post Malone Post Malone Austin Richard Post (born July 4, 1995), known professionally as Post Malone, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, record producer, and guitarist.
24 Drake Drake Aubrey Drake Graham, known professionally as Drake, is a Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor, born on October 24, 1986 in Toronto, Canada. He started his career on Canadian reality show "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
25 Ella Mai Ella Mai
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