Best Sketches/Scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Dumb and Dumber

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The Top Ten

1 The Black Knight - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I have won! "
"It's merely just a scratch.."
"But your arm is gone! "
"No it isn't.."
"Then whats THAT?! "
"... I've been through worse." - Derpyderpderpderp

2 The most annoying sound in the world - Dumb and Dumber

"Hey, h-hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?... NNNEEAAHHH! "
"GUYS! GUYS! " - Derpyderpderpderp

3 The Taunting French - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Now leave, or I shall taunt you a SECOND time! " - Derpyderpderpderp

4 The Knights who say, "NI!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"WE... Are the knights who say... NI! "
*Shivers and steps back nervously* - Derpyderpderpderp

5 Run away from the farm animals and crops - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"RETREAT! RUN AWAYYY! " - Derpyderpderpderp

6 Sir, I-I don't think you should drink that... - Dumb and Dumber

"Shut up! *Takes a sip*... GRCK! *Spits while shuffling neck to side*"
"... Sir? "
"Get the h*ll out of here..." - Derpyderpderpderp

7 The Sir Galahad Story - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

And so it was, Sir Lancelot saved Sir Galahad from certain temptation. - Derpyderpderpderp

8 Meet me at the bathroom stall for some fun at 2:30 - Dumb and Dumber

"What are you going to do with me? "
"First, I'm going to rape you, then, I'm going to kill you."
"Yeahhh, um, could you do that the other way around please? " - Derpyderpderpderp

9 WITCH! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! "
"A newt? "
"... I-I got bettah'." - Derpyderpderpderp

10 Lloyd's fantasy - Dumb and Dumber

"HOOOwwEEE YA! HOW CHE SHOE NA CHE HA HOOOYAAA! HO ME CHA SHOE NA CHO NA HOwwEE YA! " - Derpyderpderpderp

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