Top Ten Best Skits

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A skit is a little story. These are all Boy scout and Girl Scout skits. No skits from shows.

The Top Ten

1 War Skit

( There are three people on each side one side with guns and one side of people with nothing. The side with no guns are suspects ).
General: Hands Up! (the side 1 put their hands up )
General : Ready aim...
Suspect 1: Tornado! (side to runs to cover )
General: Take cover!
Police 1 : Wait, we're not in Kanas!
Side two: Dur! (come back to places )
General : Ready aim...
Suspect 2:Hurricane!
General: Take cover!
Police 2: Wait we're not near water! (run back to places )
General : Ready aim...
Suspect 3: Fire! ( side 2 shoot him/her ).
Isn't it funny? - funnyuser

2 Invisible Bench

(one person is pretending to sit on a bench There can be as many people as you want )
Person two: What are you doing?
Person one : Sitting on the invisible bench.
Person two : Can I join?
Person one : Yes. ( Go on as long as you want )
Workers : What are you doing?
All That's on the bench : Sitting on the invisible bench.
Workers : That bench was moved yesterday. ( Everyone else fall over ) - funnyuser

I remember that one! Yeah, my cousin showed me the video of that. - NerdyPweeps

3 Tent Skit

( Two people are sitting )
Person 1 : Can I sleep in the tent?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: No
Person 1 : Fine. ( A group of people come up and start pretending to beat him/her up )
(Repeat 1 time )
Person one : Can I sleep in the tent?
Person two : No
Person one : please
Person two: No
Person one : Please?
Person two :Fine.
One of the people from the group : We already beat up the person outside, so lets beat up the person in the tent. - funnyuser

4 No Skit

( There are people lined up in a line )
(One person is crying )
The person beside the kid that's crying : What's wrong? ( the girl/boy whispers what's wrong so that the audience doesn't hear them. ( keep on going as long as you want )
One person stands up and says : What's wrong?
All: We don't have a skit! - funnyuser

5 Wee Wee

( Boys/girls are lined up )
One girl at the end says : I have to go wee ( pass it on all the way to the teacher )
Teacher : Hold it ( the kids pass it all the way down to the end girl )
End kid: I can't. ( pass it back the teacher )
Teacher : Go ahead. ( pass it back to the kid )
End kid : Ok. Wee! ( Stand up and say Wee! - funnyuser

6 Kevin Durant Kevin Durant Kevin Wayne Durant is an American professional basketball player for the Golden State Warriors of the National Basketball Association. He was MVP of the 2017 NBA Finals.

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