Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

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The Top Ten

1 D***

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***. - SwagFlicks

This top ten list has penis in the title the words don't need to be censored

This list is legendary - venomouskillingmachine

"You have a small D"
"He's got a small D"
What's scary about this?
The fact that you know I have a small D.

2 Johnson

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Fleece Johnson Has a big penis

Dwayne Johnson should give Ashley Tisdale a blowjob in a 2022 movie! >:D

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3 C***

Please put "Manpipe" on this list!

4 Pecker
5 Little Jimmy
6 Weiner

So that’s why a dachshund is called a weiner dog.

7 Hotdog
8 King Snake

Snake in the bush

sexy snek

9 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

You silly ol' willy!

10 Shlong

A tribute to Macklemores best song. - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 Mr. Roundtree
12 Pee Pee

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

Now shut up and eat your pee-pee. - Django (played by Master Michael Sirota) in a nightmare scene of a Ratatouille parody known as "Ratapenniss"

13 Muscle

PENIS IS MUSCLE!

14 Jackhammer

cool

15 Iggy & The Stooges

God I love that band

WHY IS MANPIPE NOT ON THIS LIST?! >:(

16 Godzilla

LOL - ONHOLIDAY

17 Mickey

Gross list but Mickey Mouse will not be proud

HOW DARE YOU NAME YOUR PENIS AFTER ME! TRIGGERED!
~ Mickey Mouse - AlphaQ

18 Wang
19 Kiwi
20 Snake

PENIS: SS...

21 Manpipe

Are you happy now this is on the list?

22 Junk
23 Horn
24 Sausage
25 Banana
26 Pickle
27 Little Fish
28 The D
29 Lizard
30 Goober
31 Anaconda
32 The Human Tail
33 Malaquias
34 King Dong
35 Manaconda

I've always preferred this over trouser snake. As in "You may have a trouser snak but I pack a manaconda - Johnnyt800

36 Killer Croc
37 Button
38 Noodle
39 Ding-A-Ling

My ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling!
Somebody please play with my ding-a-ling. - AlphaQ

My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

40 Wanker
41 Stick
42 Jimmies
43 Choad
44 Worm
45 Fireman
46 Hose
47 Thing
48 Beowulf
49 Gin Rummy
50 Mustachio
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