Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

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The Top Ten

1 D***

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***. - SwagFlicks

This top ten list has penis in the title the words don't need to be censored

This list is legendary - venomouskillingmachine

"You have a small D"
"He's got a small D"
What's scary about this?
The fact that you know I have a small D.

2 Johnson

Fleece Johnson Has a big penis

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Lmfao

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3 C***

Please put "Manpipe" on this list!

4 Pecker
5 Little Jimmy
6 Weiner

So that’s why a dachshund is called a weiner dog.

7 Shlong

A tribute to Macklemores best song. - keycha1n

8 Hotdog
9 King Snake

Snake in the bush

sexy snek

10 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

You silly ol' willy!

The Contenders

11 Mr. Roundtree
12 Iggy & The Stooges

This is the best one yet and I'm not just saying that as a fan of the band. - JCHOW

God I love that band

WHY IS MANPIPE NOT ON THIS LIST?! >:(

13 Pee Pee

Now shut up and eat your pee-pee. - Django (played by Master Michael Sirota) in a nightmare scene of a Ratatouille parody known as "Ratapenniss"

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

14 Muscle

PENIS IS MUSCLE!

15 Jackhammer

cool

16 Wang
17 Godzilla

LOL - ONHOLIDAY

18 Noodle
19 Ding-A-Ling

I wanna play with your ding a ling

My ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling!
Somebody please play with my ding-a-ling. - AlphaQ

My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

20 Manpipe

Are you happy now this is on the list?

21 Mickey

Gross list but Mickey Mouse will not be proud

HOW DARE YOU NAME YOUR PENIS AFTER ME! TRIGGERED!
~ Mickey Mouse - AlphaQ

22 Sausage
23 Kiwi
24 Wanker

FBI OPEN UP! - RealUprising

25 Snake

PENIS: SS...

26 Junk
27 Beowulf
28 Horn
29 Banana
30 Pickle
31 Little Fish
32 The D
33 Lizard
34 Goober
35 Anaconda
36 The Human Tail
37 Malaquias
38 King Dong
39 Manaconda

I've always preferred this over trouser snake. As in "You may have a trouser snak but I pack a manaconda - Johnnyt800

40 Killer Croc
41 Button
42 Stick
43 Jimmies
44 Choad
45 Worm
46 Fireman
47 Hose
48 Thing
49 Gin Rummy
50 Mustachio
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