Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

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The Top Ten

1 D***

This is why the aliens in area 51 don't look at this website

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***. - SwagFlicks

This top ten list has penis in the title the words don't need to be censored

This list is legendary - venomouskillingmachine

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2 C***

Please put "Manpipe" on this list!

3 Johnson

Fleece Johnson Has a big penis

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Lmfao

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4 Pecker
5 Shlong

A tribute to Macklemores best song. - keycha1n

6 Weiner

So that’s why a dachshund is called a weiner dog.

7 Little Jimmy
8 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

You silly ol' willy!

9 King Snake

Snake in the bush

sexy snek

10 Hotdog

The Contenders

11 Peeter
12 Ding-A-Ling

I wanna play with your ding a ling

My ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling!
Somebody please play with my ding-a-ling. - AlphaQ

My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

13 Pee Pee

Now shut up and eat your pee-pee. - Django (played by Master Michael Sirota) in a nightmare scene of a Ratatouille parody known as "Ratapenniss"

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

14 Mr. Roundtree
15 Iggy & The Stooges

This is the best one yet and I'm not just saying that as a fan of the band. - JCHOW

God I love that band

WHY IS MANPIPE NOT ON THIS LIST?! >:(

16 Muscle

PENIS IS MUSCLE!

17 The D
18 Wang
19 Godzilla
20 Noodle
21 Manpipe

Are you happy now this is on the list?

22 Mickey

Gross list but Mickey Mouse will not be proud

HOW DARE YOU NAME YOUR PENIS AFTER ME! TRIGGERED!
~ Mickey Mouse - AlphaQ

23 Jackhammer

cool

24 Sausage
25 Kiwi
26 Wanker

FBI OPEN UP! - RealUprising

27 Snake

PENIS: SS...

28 Junk
29 Beowulf
30 Front Tail
31 Horn
32 Banana
33 Pickle
34 Little Fish
35 Lizard
36 Goober
37 Anaconda
38 The Human Tail
39 Malaquias
40 King Dong
41 Manaconda

I've always preferred this over trouser snake. As in "You may have a trouser snak but I pack a manaconda - Johnnyt800

42 Killer Croc
43 Button
44 Stick
45 Jimmies
46 Choad
47 Worm
48 Fireman
49 Hose
50 Thing
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