Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

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The Top Ten

1 D***

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***. - SwagFlicks

This top ten list has penis in the title the words don't need to be censored

This list is legendary - venomouskillingmachine

"You have a small D"
"He's got a small D"
What's scary about this?
The fact that you know I have a small D.

2 Johnson

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Lmfao

Dwayne Johnson should give Ashley Tisdale a blowjob in a 2022 movie! >:D

3 C***

Please put "Manpipe" on this list!

4 Pecker
5 Little Jimmy
6 Weiner
7 Hotdog
8 King Snake

Snake in the bush

9 Shlong
10 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

You silly ol' willy!

The Contenders

11 Mr. Roundtree
12 Godzilla

LOL - ONHOLIDAY

13 Muscle

PENIS IS MUSCLE!

14 Jackhammer

cool

15 The D
16 Pee Pee

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

17 Kiwi
18 Iggy & The Stooges

God I love that band

WHY IS MANPIPE NOT ON THIS LIST?! >:(

19 Snake

PENIS: SS...

20 Mickey

Gross list but Mickey Mouse will not be proud

21 Horn
22 Sausage
23 Banana
24 Pickle
25 Little Fish
26 Wang
27 Lizard
28 Goober
29 Anaconda
30 The Human Tail
31 Malaquias
32 King Dong
33 Manaconda

I've always preferred this over trouser snake. As in "You may have a trouser snak but I pack a manaconda - Johnnyt800

34 Killer Croc
35 Button
36 Noodle
37 Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

38 Wanker
39 Stick
40 Jimmies
41 Choad
42 Worm
43 Manpipe
44 Fireman
45 Hose
46 Thing
47 Junk
48 Beowulf
49 Gin Rummy
50 Mustachio
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