Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

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The Top Ten

1 D***

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***. - SwagFlicks

This top ten list has penis in the title the words don't need to be censored

This list is legendary - venomouskillingmachine

"You have a small D"
"He's got a small D"
What's scary about this?
The fact that you know I have a small D.

2 Johnson

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Fleece Johnson Has a big penis

Dwayne Johnson should give Ashley Tisdale a blowjob in a 2022 movie! >:D

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3 C***

Please put "Manpipe" on this list!

4 Pecker
5 Little Jimmy
6 Weiner

So that’s why a dachshund is called a weiner dog.

7 Hotdog
8 Shlong

A tribute to Macklemores best song. - keycha1n

9 King Snake

Snake in the bush

sexy snek

10 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

You silly ol' willy!

The Contenders

11 Mr. Roundtree
12 Pee Pee

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

Now shut up and eat your pee-pee. - Django (played by Master Michael Sirota) in a nightmare scene of a Ratatouille parody known as "Ratapenniss"

13 Muscle

PENIS IS MUSCLE!

14 Jackhammer

cool

15 Iggy & The Stooges

God I love that band

WHY IS MANPIPE NOT ON THIS LIST?! >:(

16 Godzilla

LOL - ONHOLIDAY

17 Mickey

Gross list but Mickey Mouse will not be proud

HOW DARE YOU NAME YOUR PENIS AFTER ME! TRIGGERED!
~ Mickey Mouse - AlphaQ

18 Wang
19 Kiwi
20 Snake

PENIS: SS...

21 Manpipe

Are you happy now this is on the list?

22 Junk
23 Beowulf
24 Horn
25 Sausage
26 Banana
27 Pickle
28 Little Fish
29 The D
30 Lizard
31 Goober
32 Anaconda
33 The Human Tail
34 Malaquias
35 King Dong
36 Manaconda

I've always preferred this over trouser snake. As in "You may have a trouser snak but I pack a manaconda - Johnnyt800

37 Killer Croc
38 Button
39 Noodle
40 Ding-A-Ling

My ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling!
Somebody please play with my ding-a-ling. - AlphaQ

My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

41 Wanker
42 Stick
43 Jimmies
44 Choad
45 Worm
46 Fireman
47 Hose
48 Thing
49 Gin Rummy
50 Mustachio
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