Top Ten Slang Words for Penis

The Top Ten
1 D***

This is what I hear every single male at my school call their d***.

This is why the aliens in area 51 don't look at this website

This list is legendary

2 C***
3 Johnson

You know what Perez Hilton said about Dwayne Johnson's penis?

Some people with the name Johnson have a penis

Fleece Johnson Has a big penis

4 Little Jimmy
5 Pecker
6 King Snake

Snake in the bush

7 Willy

Silly old willy! Look what you've done! You've got water on my friendly old bum!

8 Weiner
9 Hotdog
10 Shlong
The Contenders
11 Mr. Roundtree
12 Godzilla
13 Pee Pee

Now shut up and eat your pee-pee. - Django (played by Master Michael Sirota) in a nightmare scene of a Ratatouille parody known as "Ratapenniss"

My dad used this frase all the time when I was a kid because he didn't want to say penis at his children

14 Jackhammer
15 Wang
16 Pickle
17 Ding-A-Ling

My ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling!
I want you play with my ding-a-ling.

I wanna play with your ding a ling

18 Crotch Sausage
19 Banana
20 Iggy & The Stooges

This is the best one yet and I'm not just saying that as a fan of the band.

God I love that band

21 Noodle
22 Muscle
23 Manpipe

Are you happy now this is on the list?

24 Meat
25 Pud
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